Temp Agency

Temp Agency

(3.5m)   by mkeisenberg
 

Comedy Skits   (43237 Views 16 Comments)

Officer Manager:˜(Shuffling papers)˜Okay.˜The next applicant is here for the caregiver position.˜(Calling out)˜Margaret, please send her in.

Applicant:˜(Enters with a swagger wearing a gawdy outfit, chewing gum)˜Hello.˜I?m applying for the ?uh?position.

Officer Manager:˜(Looking at papers)˜Yes, please have a seat.˜I?ll be right with you.

Applicant: (Sitting down)˜Are you the one looking for the companion?˜(Looking around)

Officer Manager:˜Yes.˜I listed the job opening.˜(Looking up)˜Oh.˜That?s a very exciting outfit.

Applicant:˜You like it?˜It?s my ?first date? outfit.

Officer Manager: Well, I guess this is like a first date.˜(Shuffling papers)˜And you?re name is??˜I?m sorry.˜I can?t find your application.˜What is your name?

Applicant:˜Whatever you want it to be.

Officer Manager:˜(Writing on notepad)˜Very accommodating

Applicant:˜Most people call me Sugar.

Officer Manager:˜And why do they call you Sugar?

Applicant:˜Because I?m the sweetest thing they?ve ever seen.

Officer Manager:˜(Writing)˜Witty.˜Now, what can you tell me about your experience?

Applicant:˜Well, I have a strict confidentially agreement with all my clients ? if you know what I mean.˜But I can tell you have a whole book of satisfied, repeat customers.

Officer Manager:˜(Writing)˜Discreet.˜Popular.˜Can you give me an idea of what a typical day a work for you is like?

Applicant:˜In my line of work there is no such thing as a typical day.

Officer Manager:˜So, you would say you?re flexible?

Applicant:˜Oh, yeah ? I?m very flexible.

Officer Manager:˜How are you with cars?

Applicant:˜Come again?

Officer Manager:˜How are you with driving around town?˜Working in and out of cars?

Applicant: Oh.˜I don?t have no problem with that.˜I?m not real big on bucket seats and those stick on the floor consoles really make it hard to maneuver?

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Submitted by bri28 on Thu, 07/24/2014 - 06:36
hello. i am a college student and for my final grade in acting 1 class i have to find a 3m skit and perform it. i really love this skit. I was wondering if it is possible to use your hole script. Please and Thank you.
Submitted by olwyn (not verified) on Thu, 09/25/2014 - 01:14
HI i have just opened a school and i am looking to give the kids something to work on that's quick and fun, i was wondering would i be able to get the ending off you as this is perfect.
Submitted by brie.ok on Fri, 09/26/2014 - 18:11
Hello, I really love this script and would love to see the full version! my friend and I make youtube videos and would love to use this script, we will give full credit to you of course! I clicked the link "Become the author's friend" but it said "file or directory not found".. hope i can get the ending off you. Brie
Submitted by Cassie on Mon, 12/15/2014 - 02:42
Hi. May I have the full script for a Christmas party. I am a temp desk agent and this would be perfect. Thanks in advance Cassie.
Submitted by Mary (not verified) on Mon, 12/15/2014 - 07:35
HI, I am a grade 8 teacher who would like to have a fun script for the kids to use. Do you mind if I use your script, please? I'll need the entire script. Thanks!
Submitted by Kusundree on Wed, 02/04/2015 - 17:42
Hi, my name is Cassidy and I'm a senior in high school. I'd love to do your script for an acting class final project. Thank you!
Submitted by Caroline (not verified) on Tue, 03/17/2015 - 06:30
Hello, Think the script looks very amusing. Would it be possible to see the rest of it and use it for a comedy class with the youth theatre that I run?
Submitted by SW1996 on Tue, 05/19/2015 - 11:12
May I use this for my final in my high school theater arts class.
Submitted by cc2876 on Tue, 09/29/2015 - 15:54
Hi I would love to use this in by beginner film class.
Submitted by Robert Leitch (not verified) on Sun, 11/15/2015 - 09:37
Hello I'm a film student and looking for something I can do a final project on I would love to use this script may I see the whole script please
Submitted by mkeisenberg on Sun, 11/15/2015 - 09:56
Hello! This is M.K. Eisenberg. I have been having trouble properly returning comments/requests for my scripts. I apologize. If you 'friend' me on icomedy, you will gain access to the full copy of the requested script. Thank you and good luck! MK
Submitted by Roque Rosales (not verified) on Tue, 12/22/2015 - 15:54
Hello, I would like permission to read the rest of your script, it sounds very interesting and funny. Thank you, Roque.
Submitted by alice (not verified) on Mon, 05/02/2016 - 01:03
Hello, please could I use this for my Masters in Acting course ? Best wishes, Alice
Submitted by Lucy (not verified) on Mon, 09/26/2016 - 09:17
Please could I read the rest of this
Submitted by Lacey on Tue, 11/15/2016 - 12:04
Hi I have to put on a skit for a volunteers thank you day (for the third year) and can not find any more skits about committee meetings and volunteers - but I think I could adapt this script to the situation if that is Ok? thanks
Submitted by Milos (not verified) on Wed, 01/18/2017 - 19:40
I need a permission to get script to record short clip

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