Rap God

Rap God

(2m)   by TheNoahBennett
 

Comedy Monologues   (89863 Views 55 Comments)

KEVIN: What's up, it's yo boy wizard!
Here with todays vlog!
I have been working on some absolutely SICK beats this week!
I think i should give you guys a little sneak peek.
Should I? Screw it, here it goes you guys.
World premier right here you ready?

*Goes to begin and nerves get the best of him*

Sorry! haha. I have no idea why I'm nervous!
Alright Kevin, I mean wizard, you got this!

*Begins his beat which is saying "boots and cats" really fast*

Pretty clutch right? I know, you don't need to tell me.
I am going straight to the top you guys. I got my first gig lined up this weekend. Come out if you can. Its the Peachtree 20__ talent showcase. It's gonna be INSANE *pause* in the membrane!
My mom, i mean my manager Sheila said i got some real fresh talent!
But my career as a rapper really depends on you guys, the fans.
Without you guys non-

*Reacts to a nonexistent shouting voice*

Yes mom! I already took Carlos for a walk!
Yes i filled up his bowl!
Mom I'm trying to do my vlog right now!
Yes i put up the Cheetos!
God mom! You're the worst! Bye!

*Returns to vlog*

Anyways, like i was saying.
None of this would be possible without you guys! and I really need you guys to spread the word.
I have a lot of catching up to do since my former partner, marshall stole my song rap god.
Until next time, stay wicked!

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Author's Message

Kevin is just another teenage who has discovered the internet even though like most teens (He shouldn't have) Use this monologue at your leisure, But please inform me with a comment if you do.

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Comments

   

Submitted by me (not verified) on Fri, 06/13/2014 - 16:07
How is this funny?
Submitted by Enoch Bergeron on Tue, 05/08/2018 - 12:36
It's up to the actor to make it funny
Submitted by Matt (not verified) on Fri, 07/25/2014 - 01:11
How is this not funny?
Submitted by two clocks (not verified) on Tue, 09/23/2014 - 15:17
rock it kimmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by two clocks (not verified) on Tue, 09/23/2014 - 15:18
rock it kimmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by dudeguy931 on Wed, 09/24/2014 - 11:12
Is it okay if I use this monologue for my drama club and possibly at ThesCon?
Submitted by TheNoahBennett on Thu, 09/25/2014 - 01:14
Absolutely
Submitted by Me (not verified) on Thu, 10/02/2014 - 09:53
Hey man, I'm just going to use this in my Acting class if that's cool?
Submitted by Priscilla (not verified) on Fri, 10/17/2014 - 10:06
Do you mind if I use this monologue for my auditions? I'm going to use it in refrense to a girl instead of a guy.
Submitted by Cassidy (not verified) on Mon, 10/27/2014 - 10:03
Can I use this in a audition in reference to a girl?
Submitted by Isobel (not verified) on Fri, 11/07/2014 - 13:14
Can i use this for a female part?
Submitted by TheNoahBennett on Sun, 11/09/2014 - 09:56
you can use it for a female part, however i think it would be even more comedic if as a female you played it as a guy
Submitted by Thando Kakana (not verified) on Wed, 11/19/2014 - 05:37
May I use this monologue for my exam?
Submitted by TheNoahBennett on Wed, 11/19/2014 - 07:42
yes
Submitted by broseph (not verified) on Wed, 11/19/2014 - 11:22
Hey man, can I use this for my drama class?
Submitted by Deal with it (not verified) on Mon, 12/08/2014 - 04:54
I'm using it for my exam without your permission so try to stop it
Submitted by Bradey (not verified) on Mon, 12/08/2014 - 06:38
Is it cool if I use this for my theatre class?
Submitted by TheNoahBennett on Thu, 12/11/2014 - 14:40
absolutely. No one needs permission. Just let me know with a comment that you will be performing it and what for.
Submitted by Bradley (not verified) on Tue, 01/27/2015 - 11:34
Hey! If I used this for an audition, would that be okay??
Submitted by TheNoahBennett on Tue, 01/27/2015 - 12:35
absolutely. good luck!
Submitted by Mat Graham (not verified) on Wed, 01/28/2015 - 14:01
Hey great monologue, letting you know I am going to use it for an audition. Thanks!
Submitted by brandon (not verified) on Sat, 02/07/2015 - 22:32
Love your monologue. Is it ok if I use it for my drama club? Thanks!
Submitted by brandon (not verified) on Sat, 02/07/2015 - 22:33
Love your monologue. Is it ok if I use it for my drama club? Thanks!
Submitted by Mason (not verified) on Wed, 02/18/2015 - 02:45
I'm using this for my ATA audition and four different plays thanks! great monologue
Submitted by paige (not verified) on Wed, 02/18/2015 - 06:53
can i use this for a competition??
Submitted by TheNoahBennett on Fri, 02/20/2015 - 07:50
yes
Submitted by curt (not verified) on Sun, 02/22/2015 - 10:04
Is this from any type of play? Trying to use it for an audition
Submitted by Anthony Medellin (not verified) on Mon, 02/23/2015 - 13:11
Using this, thanks!
Submitted by TheNoahBennett on Wed, 02/25/2015 - 08:02
not from a play.
Submitted by Chase (not verified) on Sun, 03/15/2015 - 08:18
I'll be using this for our annual student run showcase for our high school! I'm directing the showcase.
Submitted by Ashley (not verified) on Thu, 04/09/2015 - 03:41
I'll be using this for my drama class if that's okay?
Submitted by Dir-tay_poet on Wed, 04/15/2015 - 04:42
awesome man I am going to use this for class
Submitted by Matt (not verified) on Tue, 04/21/2015 - 07:21
Can i use this for my Exam? it would be very much appreciated, as it is just so funny!
Submitted by Zander (not verified) on Sat, 05/02/2015 - 03:40
Is this a published play
Submitted by Lizzy (not verified) on Wed, 05/13/2015 - 03:46
Hey I'd like to use this for my end of year theater exam if you don't mind
Submitted by alonzo (not verified) on Wed, 05/20/2015 - 05:44
Can I use this in my drama class
Submitted by Mari (not verified) on Sat, 05/30/2015 - 09:52
school project!
Submitted by Jacob (not verified) on Sat, 06/27/2015 - 20:26
Hi, is it ok if i use this in a drama competition please?
Submitted by slim (not verified) on Sun, 07/12/2015 - 08:00
Can I use this for my theater class
Submitted by Geovoni (not verified) on Mon, 09/14/2015 - 19:06
I'll be using this for an audition, assuming that it is ok doing so. Thank you very much.
Submitted by anon (not verified) on Fri, 10/02/2015 - 14:34
Hope I can use this for an audition.
Submitted by Marisa (not verified) on Thu, 12/03/2015 - 15:04
I'll be using this for a monologue competition if it's alright. Thank you!
Submitted by ilovenoah93 (not verified) on Mon, 12/07/2015 - 06:37
hey Noah! just wanted to let you know this script is dope man! im using this for a school project weither you like it or not! stay fresh and original ponyboy!You are an inspiration to us actors and aspiring actors! One day I hope to be able top pull this script off but it will take time, effort and dedication! THAANKS AGAIN!
Submitted by ilovenoah93 (not verified) on Mon, 12/07/2015 - 06:38
hey Noah! just wanted to let you know this script is dope man! im using this for a school project weither you like it or not! stay fresh and original ponyboy!You are an inspiration to us actors and aspiring actors! One day I hope to be able top pull this script off but it will take time, effort and dedication! THAANKS AGAIN!
Submitted by Dylan Dumont (not verified) on Tue, 12/22/2015 - 02:04
This is a great piece, Noah! I'm thinking about using it for competition, with your permission of course.
Submitted by TheNoahBennett on Tue, 12/22/2015 - 05:11
Absolutely! Anyone is free to use this monologue. Just as long as they leave a comment with the purpose of using it! Hope it goes well!
Submitted by Jamie (not verified) on Thu, 03/31/2016 - 17:31
I wil be using this for an audition if it is ok with you
Submitted by Nick (not verified) on Mon, 05/16/2016 - 17:10
I'll probably use this for my next audition, thanks in advance n_n
Submitted by ninjapenguin.st... on Mon, 07/31/2017 - 09:11
Can i use this in my school skit
Submitted by God-Sent Oniped... on Wed, 01/24/2018 - 14:41
Nice shit
Submitted by Enoch Bergeron on Tue, 05/08/2018 - 12:37
Using this for a production at Whatcom Community College in Bellingham, WA. Thanks for the monologue, man!
Submitted by Daniel Reynolds on Wed, 08/21/2019 - 12:16
Hi Noah!! Would you mind if I use this as my comedic monologue for my community theatre audition?
Submitted by Daniel Reynolds on Wed, 08/21/2019 - 12:19
Just realized you said no need to ask permission. Using this for my audition Sept 5th :D THANKS MAN!!
Submitted by mrdonpls_14303 on Sat, 08/28/2021 - 09:28
Thanks for letting us use this :)
Submitted by robbyleeganteng... on Sat, 10/30/2021 - 01:16
sorry bro, can i use it for my youtube channel?

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