Do I Know You?

Do I Know You?

(2m)   by Skyler McKinnon

Comedy Monologues   (206669 Views 74 Comments)

I never know what to say when someone randomly says to me "I know someone who looks like you". I mean, what are you supposed to say? Oh, well ok....tell em hi. I find it weird when that strange old lady walks up to me in the store and goes "You look just like my grandaughter" I'm thinking umm is that good or bad? and then I start judging what the gradaughter might look like based on how the gradma looks...umm creepy...anyways just because I look like her gradaughter doesn't give her the right to talk to me...and touch my hair while saying "she has hair just like yours too" next thing you know, i'm super weirded out so I walk away.

I never even recognize when I look like someone. I'll be out somewhere and be all like....hahaha! Look at that guy, who does that dork look like?" and then sadly realize... "OH MY GOSH!...that freak looks like me!" eh....what are you gonna do?

Once, while shopping in Walmart with my little sister...minding my own business, some crazy old bat stalks up to me and asks if my little sister is my child. Now i'm thinking eww! Gross! but just for fun....I say yes to see what she says...and next thing you know....i'm being scolded by this looney tune for being too young to have a kid...all I can say is....Get used to it lady! Cuz that's what this generation is ALL about! I can see why she thought my sister was my kid....she only looked a little bit like me and she acts like a brat but hey...don't tell her I said that. ;)

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All that stuff actually happened...shamefully haha you gotta love it.

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Submitted by Tanya (not verified) on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 14:54
Hello Skyler, May I have permission to use your monologue for an audition? i would greatly appreciate it! Thank you, Tanya
Submitted by Skyler McKinnon on Tue, 11/08/2011 - 23:58
Hey Tanya, I would love for you to use it. :) You'll do great! Keep laughing! Skyler.
Submitted by Paige (not verified) on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 15:20
Hi Skyler, may I use your monologue also? I really enjoy it! Thanks, Paige
Submitted by Skyler McKinnon on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 02:35
Sure thing paige! :) Are you doing an audition? Keep laughing, Skyler.
Submitted by Paige (not verified) on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 04:37
Yep! i'm so excited I can't wait!
Submitted by Skyler McKinnon on Thu, 11/10/2011 - 10:16
well, good luck! i wish you the best! you'll do great! :D! Keep laughing! Skkyler.
Submitted by amanda (not verified) on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 06:06
hi skyler can i use your monologue its so funny
Submitted by gaby.b on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 21:47
Hi skyler, i love your monologue its so funny! my friends have seen it and they think its funny too aha I was wondering if i could use it for an audition im doing? thankyou, gabby
Submitted by Skyler McKinnon on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 00:59
Hey Gabby, I'm so glad you liked my monologue! Sure you can use it. Keep laughing! Skyler.
Submitted by Skyler McKinnon on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 01:01
Hey Amanda, What would you like to use my monologue for? Are you doing an audition?
Submitted by Linette (not verified) on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 13:23
Heyy Skyler!! I love this monologue! Can i please use it for my audition? we're doing legally blonde and this is perfect! :D Please and thank you, Linette
Submitted by Skyler McKinnon on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 09:42
Hey Linette! I'm so glad you liked my monologue!! :) I love Legally Blonde haha it's a hilarious movie...i'd love for you to use it. Keep laughing!! Skyler. :)
Submitted by Christie (not verified) on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 00:51
Hi ... my son has an audition today and would like to use this as his monologue. Is that ok?
Submitted by Skyler McKinnon on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 13:37
Hey Christie! That would be perfectly fine :) Wish him luck for me! Keep laughing! Skyler! :)
Submitted by Tanya (differen... (not verified) on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 10:25
Hey Skyler this is the best monologue I've ever read! May i please use it! I'm auditioning for a play (Jungle Book)! Thanks i would appreciate it greatly.
Submitted by Nat (not verified) on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 06:11
Hellou~ I love your monoloque, Skyler!! I'd love to use it, if you don't mind :3 Have you made any more? Would be awesome to see more of your work~!!
Submitted by Skyler McKinnon on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 19:06
Hey (different Tanya) haha :) I appreciate the praise! It certainly made me smile... I'd love for you to use my monologue. I actually performed the Jungle Book once! It was great fun! Keep laughing! Skyler.
Submitted by Skyler McKinnon on Tue, 12/06/2011 - 19:08
Hey Nat! :) I'm glad you like my monologue :) What would you like to use it for? Yes, I do have more monologues...just click on my name in red at the top of this monologue and it should take you to see the rest of my scripts. Keep laughing! Skyler.
Submitted by Liv (not verified) on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 07:01
Hey Skyler I REALLY NEED THIS MONOLOGUE can i please use it ;) thanks so much ps. its for an audition for the musical the newsies
Submitted by Skyler McKinnon on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 05:38
Hey liv. Go ahead! and Good luck! keep laughing.. skyler.
Submitted by Becky on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 10:34
OMG!!! this made me LOL. i <3 this script its hilarious. Is it alright if i use it?
Submitted by Ashley (not verified) on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 04:10
Hey Skyler, this monologue is awesome!! Can I use this for an audition?
Submitted by Leah (not verified) on Sat, 01/07/2012 - 08:47
Hi, Skyler! Could we use your idea of the "Do I Know You" for our web show??? It would mean alot, Thanks! -Leah Dottney
Submitted by Patcha2550 on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 14:18
I love your monologue, Skyler !! xD Can I use this for my drama class?
Submitted by Becky (not verified) on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 05:24
Heey skyler, do you mind if I use it for an audition too?xx :)
Submitted by Brian (not verified) on Tue, 01/17/2012 - 02:42
hi skyler, i really like the comedy in it would you mind letting me use to for my drama class?
Submitted by Megan (not verified) on Wed, 01/18/2012 - 08:12
Hi Skyler,can I please use your monologue for my drama class, i love it :)
Submitted by Emily (not verified) on Mon, 01/23/2012 - 14:42
Hello Skyler. I enjoyed your monologue.May I use it for an audition I have?
Submitted by Chii~* (not verified) on Wed, 01/25/2012 - 23:06
hello creator of this monolouge!!! tnx so much!!my mom used it for us 6th graders for our declamation at school.this is awesome!!! T^T ?????? then i should be an overacting girl ryt? to act this one ??
Submitted by Sinead (not verified) on Thu, 02/02/2012 - 22:37
Hello Skyler, May i use your monologue in a performance for my drama class? Its really good :) Sinead
Submitted by Skyler McKinnon on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 02:27
I have not been on for a long time. Everyone who commented to use this for a drama class or audition. I would be honored for you to use this monologue. Thank you Chii for the compliment! I'm glad you enjoyed it! Keep laughing everyone! <3 Skyler.
Submitted by Jamie (not verified) on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 09:26
Hey this was AWESOME :) may i use it fo an audition
Submitted by zenab (not verified) on Thu, 02/16/2012 - 18:34
this monologue is tooo funny, may i have permission to use it please for my audition 4 a college.
Submitted by Julius Maloy (not verified) on Tue, 02/21/2012 - 07:39
Hello Mr. Skyler. I was looking at this monologue and I would like to ask you if I could use it for an audition that I have to do for this school I'm thinking of going to. Thxs!
Submitted by corey patterson (not verified) on Mon, 02/27/2012 - 13:08
Hi! I came across your monologue and its great! I was hoping I could use it for theatre class if you allow! Thanks.
Submitted by Elizabeth Shihadeh (not verified) on Tue, 03/20/2012 - 08:59
This is the first humorous monologue that I actually laughed at and totally related to! Awesome! May I use it for my acting class? I know theyll get a kick out of it! =D
Submitted by 123kayla123 on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 04:54
Hi Skyler may I pretty please use this for my audition?
Submitted by Skyler McKinnon on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 01:30
Hey guys! I apologize for not responding sooner. I do not mind that you all use my material. (: Enjoy it! Make it your own :P Shout out to Elizabeth Shihadeh: Thank you! That means a lot and i'm glad you think so! Live like you're dying people! Keep laughing, <3 Skyler.
Submitted by sam (not verified) on Mon, 04/16/2012 - 08:59
is this meant for a girl???
Submitted by sapphire20388 on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 14:25
may i use this monologue?
Submitted by Eli (not verified) on Sat, 04/28/2012 - 22:50
Most of the monologues I have read did not make me laugh at all, this made me laugh so much. May I please use this for a pageant I am planning to join?
Submitted by Mac (not verified) on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 12:30
Hey skyler can I use your script for a little skit that I am doing.
Submitted by Skyler McKinnon on Fri, 05/25/2012 - 04:15
Mble, Eli and mac; I would love for you to use my monologue! and sam, well...I am a girl! haha but you can fix to be 'gender correct".
Submitted by Krystal (not verified) on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 15:38
Hey Skyler! I love the monologue! I see that you previously said that it was okay if people could used your monologue..but I just wanted to check again! I'm doing a skit and would love to use it, if it's okay with you! Thanks, Krystal :)
Submitted by Mortoncj on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 08:21
Hey skyler, after a lonnnngggg time of trying to find a funny monologue for my audition this one would be PERFECT!!! could i use it? Thanks, codi :)
Submitted by vampireah on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 14:50
Hey can I use this monologue for an audition for my school play? I loved this monologue. I think it would be perfect. Please respond before Sunday cause that is when I need it. Respond asap.
Submitted by Amy (not verified) on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 07:26
Hi Skyler, can I use this for an audition I'm doing? It would be perf. Thanks :)
Submitted by Anthony (not verified) on Fri, 11/02/2012 - 12:50
Can I use your monologue? I've got a feeling that it would be much funnier if it was a dude talking...
Submitted by uilanijk on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 05:10
Hi Skyler! I was wondering if I could use your monologue for a audition for my high school's play? Thanks! :)
Submitted by to be countinued... (not verified) on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:04
heyyyy is it ok to use this for my audition? and i was reading through the comments and you said yes to everyone who asked if they could use this so then why is it private? im not trying to be mean or anything i was just wondering thanks:)
Submitted by Canopy (not verified) on Wed, 12/12/2012 - 06:02
Awsome! Can I use this for school?
Submitted by Abe (not verified) on Mon, 01/07/2013 - 12:19
Can I use this Monologues its jokes???
Submitted by kailyngrace95 on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 08:34
Hey may I use this in my talent show? I would sooooo love for my mom to hear this, similar stuff happened to me too! Thanks :)
Submitted by Ryder (not verified) on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 04:48
may i use this for my audition? please and thank you :)
Submitted by Emma C (not verified) on Tue, 03/05/2013 - 11:37
HAHAHAHAAHA! I absolutely loved this monlogue! And with that I was wondering if you would be willing to let me use it for an audtion?? I really liked and it would mean alot if i could. :)
Submitted by luis (not verified) on Fri, 04/05/2013 - 09:02
may i please use this monologue for my audition please! :) it's the perfect monologue i've found so far ^^
Submitted by Aisha (not verified) on Tue, 04/09/2013 - 19:47
Hey can I please use your scrip in my talent show for my audition and I'll say it's by you promise :) your an amazing write tho
Submitted by Skyler McKinnon on Sat, 07/27/2013 - 03:27
Hey, guys! I'd be honored for you to use my monologue. Take it and make the world laugh! Keep smiling, Skyler
Submitted by Paulette. (not verified) on Fri, 12/13/2013 - 14:17
Hey, Skyler, I loved this monologue! Can I use this for my son's audition?
Submitted by Natalie (not verified) on Fri, 02/21/2014 - 12:26
Hii, Just wondering can i please act this out for a drama assessment :)? thanks alot! :)
Submitted by Clo (not verified) on Tue, 10/07/2014 - 16:21
Hi, Skyler, I really like this monologue! Do you mind if I use it for an audition?
Submitted by Constantin (not verified) on Sun, 11/16/2014 - 06:44
hey would it be possible to use your monologue for an audition ? :)
Submitted by Keikilani Cabus (not verified) on Sat, 02/07/2015 - 06:40
Aloha, Would it be alright if I used this for my speech class? Mahalo Keikilani
Submitted by Britney Lewis (not verified) on Tue, 03/10/2015 - 11:53
Hey. Can I use this hilarious monologue of my speech class? Thanks a bunch
Submitted by Mari (not verified) on Sat, 05/30/2015 - 09:58
School project?
Submitted by robyn (not verified) on Thu, 12/03/2015 - 10:54
Hi may i use your monologues for my school project its very funny
Submitted by Grace (not verified) on Sun, 02/28/2016 - 17:28
Hey, i was wondering if i could use this really funny monologue for an audition of Grease? Please?
Submitted by Taigan Andrus (not verified) on Mon, 03/28/2016 - 17:36
This sounds great! May I use this for an upcoming audition in April??
Submitted by will padilla (not verified) on Thu, 06/09/2016 - 09:03
Hi Skyler, i wanted to ask you if i may use your monologue for a video?
Submitted by jessaube16 on Sat, 07/09/2016 - 05:37
Hey may I use this monologue for a pageant I'm in? It's super funny (also the only appropriate one i've seen so far)
Submitted by Marshmallow O. (not verified) on Thu, 08/04/2016 - 13:32
Hey! I LOVE this! Can I use it for an audition?
Submitted by cmcdonald02 on Thu, 06/06/2019 - 13:39
Skyler, I love your monologue. May I use it for a monologue competition at a talent event I am going to?
Submitted by Jason Peter on Sun, 03/01/2020 - 22:53
Hi, can I use this as my monologue? I also wanted to change the second half of it and make it my own. Thanks! -Jason
Submitted by tiajolie2004_12857 on Tue, 08/04/2020 - 17:50
Hi! Could I use this monologue??

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