Wife: Where is the milk?
Husband: Milk! Did you tell me to bring Milk?
Wife: I wrote it on a paper and that paper is still pasted on your sleeve. Did you even read the paper?
(Looks at it)
Husband: OK. God I forgot about it.
Wife: Right! and you didn't forget to bring Beer.
Husband: Yes. So?
Wife: I didn't even tell you bring beer.
Husband: See I remembered something.
Wife: And you also bought chips, dvds and let me see a new golf cap.
Wife: How did you not forget all of this?
Husband: I am not sure.
Wife: Let me tell you, you never forget whatever is important for you.
Husband: Not like that.
Wife: You FORGOT my mom at the zoo.
Husband: Once I entered the zoo I could not figure out your Mom from the other animals.
Husband: I told her not to wear that hat with colorful feathers. I even told her not to move very close or tough the cages because someone might shoot her thinking a wild animal is trying to escape.
Wife: So when my Mom was running after you shouting your name , you thought it is a bird or something.
Husband: No I forgot my name.
Wife: Reasons and reasons. This can't continue. You need to be responsible.
Husband: For your Mom.
Wife: No for your forgetfulness.
Husband: It is not that I have control.
Wife: Ok! But why didn't you forget your mother any where.
Husband: I don't know.
Wife: Let me tell you she is your mother and she is important for you.
Husband: Ok. She also deosn't leave my hand.
Wife: Ok. You never forget your parents birthday but always forget my birthday. How is that?
Husband: Because both were born on Christmass and I was raised as a staunch Christian.
Wife: You never forget to go to play golf.
Husband: My friend calls me up.
Wife: You never forget to watch your favorite TV show.
Husband: Because it comes at the same time every day.
Wife: Ok and you never forget the name of the favorite dish at the restaurant.
Husband:Yes because I have been eating the same since I was a kid.
Wife: But you forget to empty the trash, do the dishes and feed the cat.
Husband: I see the cat sitting on the trash and licking the dishes and so I don't want to disturb the cat.
Husband: You don't want an angry cat in the house. And after seeing it licking the dishes I don't want to overfeed it.
Wife: Goodness!! Look at your excuses. Ok. I want the trash and dishes to be taken care of irrespective of the cat.
Husband: You should be grateful that is only because of my forgetfullness we have a son today.
Wife: (Smiling) Stop it.
Husband: Stella , lets go upstairs.
Wife: Stella is the name of the cat. My name is .. anyways lets go.