Barbie

Barbie

(3m)   by HaleyCalderon
 

Comedy Monologues   (434465 Views 242 Comments)

Sure, I’m beautiful. I have perfect eyelashes; I am an inspiration to like millions of little girls.  I happen to be a teenage fashion model, Ballerina, nurse, flight attendant, tennis pro, ice skater, astronaut, teacher, singer, actress, dress designer, TV news reporter, veterinarian, teacher, astronaut rock star, scuba diver, artist, teacher, lifeguard, firefighter, dentist and a um teacher. My life isn’t as good as everyone thinks it is. Wanna know one reason? Your arms. They don’t bend.  Have you ever tried putting on a shirt when your arms can’t bend? Even little things like calling ken are nearly impossible. (Pull out phone and talk to ken) Hello? Ken? Hey...It’s me Barbie. I miss you so much. *PAUSE* nope, I’m just chilling here in the Barbie house.*PAUSE* what? Yes, I love you too. *PAUSE*no I love you more*PAUSE* I love you the mostest*PAUSE* well I have to go now. *pause* no you hang up first. *PAUSE* ken. Just hang up...oh hes gone... (Look up like you suddenly realize that there is an audience). Well, I suppose being in a box can be fun. Like when all the little girls beg and beg to get you. I don’t blame them. If I saw a doll with hair as (flip and fondle with your hair) beautiful, shiny, soft and silky and totally unattainable as mine, I would want me too. OH, but like here is one thing that is completely horrible. Dress-up? Weddings? Tea parties? I can handle that. What I can’t handle? Little brothers and their smelly dogs. (Nod head sadly)  Have you ever been in the mouth of a hot sweaty pit bull? I don’t think so. Try getting out of that without bending your arms.  Omg. And like brother they think it’s like so funny to rip of your head and glue you to the body of a dinosaur? Does this look like the type of face that belongs on a dinosaur? No.  Curves are one thing but that is totally different. Well, I like need to go call ken. Bye.

Comedy Type: Humor Type: Comedy Scene:
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Submitted by KimAtt on Sat, 09/22/2012 - 20:27
Hi, I really love this monologue!!! It's soooo funny!!! I am in year 6 and was wondering if I could use part of this for school? Thanks
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Sun, 09/23/2012 - 13:11
kimberly:] please use it! im so glad that you enjoyed it:D.
Submitted by Sabrina (not verified) on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 06:31
~princess_pink, May I please use your monologue for my acting class? It is so funny and everyone would love it.
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Mon, 09/24/2012 - 13:56
sabrina! please use it:] thanks for checking:] i hope you do well break a leg...
Submitted by Denis Alexander (not verified) on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 05:43
I was wondering if I could use this for a random school audition for our schools One Act plays? It would be really funny and I love this monologue!
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Wed, 09/26/2012 - 12:11
Denis ;D, hello im going to be making some changes pretty soon to fix it so it is even BETTER. :) id be happy to let you use it, but could you tell me when you absoultly NEED it? thank you, and keep your comments coming:) * also.. yeeeahhh for no negative comment.. *knocks on wooden table*
Submitted by Your lover (not verified) on Mon, 10/01/2012 - 14:12
O. M. G I like totally love this !!! Like it is so amazing and you are hot .
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 12:58
your lover, wow uhm thanks for your postivity.? i think...?!
Submitted by Abigail (not verified) on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 04:37
i love this, I'm using it for theatre arts!
Submitted by Abigail (not verified) on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 04:42
That's okay right? lol!
Submitted by Lozz (not verified) on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 07:21
Hiya pRincess_piNK ;) Is it ok if I use this script for a youtube video I am going to make, I was looking for a good script and this is the best one I have found so far because it is so funny and I like funny!! Thank you very much and I would appreciate it if you answer me asap xx
Submitted by Lozz (not verified) on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 07:22
Hiya pRincess_piNK ;) Is it ok if I use this script for a youtube video I am going to make, I was looking for a good script and this is the best one I have found so far because it is so funny and I like funny!! Thank you very much and I would appreciate it if you answer me asap xx
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 10:34
Oh my so many comments:) 1.) Abigal It is very okay if you use this:) yeah for theater arts:) 2.) Lozz Im sorry i took so long to respond! It is alright if you use it, but you need to be sure to use copyright infromation ( this website, and my username) just so you dont get in trouble for copy right things. ANd be sure to tell me the video name and your youtube username so I can watch it.
Submitted by your biggest fan (not verified) on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 15:25
you are such an amazing writer. I printed this monoluge out and i read it before bed every night, just because it is so splediferish. You make me want to be a better person and pursue my interest in collecting snakes and spiders. I love to read this monolouge princess pink you seem like a really pretty amazing person i wish i could know you, but i cant because my mom doesnt let me out of the house very often; which i suppose is okay because i have you. thank you so much princess pink for helping me cope through such a hard hard life. By the way do you think you could write a monolouge about a rock? most people dont really think rocks are interesting. but rocks are such wise creatures. They have been here for years and they are always there for me. I think you should write it for me so i feel spiecal and i can have an inspirtion for spider collecting. Have you ever eaten a spider? I did once. I didnt even chew it. I just swallowed it, when it was alive. I dont know if it survived, but how cool would it have been if it did durvive? well, im going to go eat some cream of wheat now. I will read this again tonight, your biggest fan (:
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 05:30
dear your biggest fan, I am so glad that you enjoyed my monolouge, When I put this on the internet I wasnt expecting it to change someones life. I might consider writing a monolouge about a rock. And, nope i havent eaten a spider. pRincess_piNk;)
Submitted by RandiW (not verified) on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 10:52
Hey hun! I have audition for a play, and I was wondering if I could use this! I just love it so much!! Xxx.
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 14:00
Dear Randi, Of course you can use this.:) good luck and be sure to say where you got it from. Break a leg:] ~ pRincess_piNk;)
Submitted by your biggest fan (not verified) on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 14:37
thanks for replying i really hope you do a monoluge about a rock.:)
Submitted by Abigail (not verified) on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 04:39
Hey Princess Pink, I'm not making a video of it, I'm just performing it for theatre arts. however I will say your account name and give you credit.
Submitted by sam (not verified) on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 07:18
i love this monologe so much! can i please use it in my speech and debate class? :)
Submitted by sam (not verified) on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 07:19
i love this monologe so much! can i please use it in my speech and debate class? :) it would be so awesome if i could!
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 10:53
Abigal sure you can use this:) Sam of course you can be sure to give credit to this website:). ~pRincess_piNk;)
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 11:11
Oh i see abigal.. no i was talking to lozz, lozz posted a comment saying she wanted to make a youtube video of it.! sorry for the confustion. ~pRincess_piNk
Submitted by Abigail (not verified) on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 05:37
Thanx Pink :)
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 12:06
No problem Abigail.. Keep me posted I want to know how it went:)
Submitted by JonNae01_Kassidy on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 08:49
Can I please use your piece "Barbie" I really LOVE it. You did a great job. I just need it for our school reading festival. Thanks!
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 09:54
JonNae01_Kassidy, of course you can. I am very glad you love it:) Be sure to say the site name and my username so you dont get in trouble for copyright;)
Submitted by Kierra (not verified) on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 12:40
Hi ! I love It.. It Is So Funny ..May I Please Use It For My English Class ?
Submitted by JonNae01_Kassidy (not verified) on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 01:39
Thanks pRincess_piNk ;)
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Sat, 10/20/2012 - 03:53
Kierra... Of Course you can:) be sure to say where you got it from:) and no problem jonNae:)
Submitted by Cody (not verified) on Tue, 10/23/2012 - 13:24
Hey girlie!! Did you use this for college or high school? Just wondering! Thanks!
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 06:40
dear cody, sorry it took so long to get back to you;( i just got my knee sliced open. not fun. this was for high school:)
Submitted by sbskjs11 on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 07:48
This is my favourite comedy script so far it was cute, fun and spunky! I loved it!
Submitted by sam (not verified) on Fri, 10/26/2012 - 12:01
Hi, I was wondering f I could use this monologue? But also, wo should I give credit to rather than pRincess_piNK ;) ? haha
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 13:04
dear samantha, thank you:)... and sam! that is my sisters name:) you can give credit to icomedytv.com:)
Submitted by Emma (not verified) on Sat, 11/03/2012 - 15:38
I absolutely LOVE this monologue! Can I please use it for my in-class drama performance?
Submitted by Kayla (not verified) on Sun, 11/04/2012 - 01:44
Can I please us this for an audition at my school? I absolutely love it! :)
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Sun, 11/04/2012 - 06:22
Dear Emma, yes, of course you can use this:) be sure to use the websites name:) ..AND KAYLA.... no you cant use this. just kidding:) of course you may. use the websites name.. tell me how it goes:)
Submitted by Miranda (not verified) on Sat, 11/10/2012 - 09:46
pRincess_piNk...I stumbled across your amazing script while searching for a humorous monologue to use for this season's forensics competitions and would love to use this! May I?
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Sun, 11/11/2012 - 07:21
Dear Miranda, I would love for you to use it:)
Submitted by Haleemah94 on Mon, 11/12/2012 - 11:19
I absoloutely love this, I am doing a pageant soon and I would love to use this monologue for my talent. Would you please allow me to use it?
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Tue, 11/13/2012 - 11:25
haleemah.:) of course you may:) what pageant are you doing? Is it for the talent portion?
Submitted by Haleemah94 on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 03:07
I am doing the Miss Georgia State University pageant. I have no singing or dancing abilities so I though a funny monologue would set me above the rest, then I came and across "My Life as A Barbie" and I thought this is so great. I have until February to prepare...Thank you very much for using your monologue.
Submitted by Angie (not verified) on Wed, 11/14/2012 - 12:49
Hi I love this piece and would like to use it as my piece for Humorous interp. in a debate tournament taking place in december. May I?
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 10:54
goodluck Haleemah:) of course ANgie
Submitted by Julie (not verified) on Mon, 11/19/2012 - 11:02
I dont understand, is she suppose to be talking to a therapist or giving a public service announcement? Also, i would really like to use it for school.
Submitted by kymorganlove on Tue, 11/20/2012 - 06:45
LOVE this... can i use it for my seussical audition?
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 11/23/2012 - 20:33
No this is just Barbie going off on all the wrong doing she has to go through you both can use it
Submitted by Yas (not verified) on Mon, 11/26/2012 - 13:27
Awesome!!!! Funny!!! May I please use it for a video? I will give you credit ;)
Submitted by broadwaybound7 on Tue, 11/27/2012 - 07:24
Hi! I really love this and I was wondering if I could use it? I have a competition December 8th!
Submitted by John Edward (not verified) on Thu, 11/29/2012 - 21:07
Hey! Can I use this for my cartoon I'm gonna make? I would really appreciated if you did and I would give you so much credit for this opportunity!?!?
Submitted by Jordan (not verified) on Fri, 11/30/2012 - 03:26
Hi! So on December 13, i have A MAJOR scholarship audition and would love to use this as my comedic monologue if you don't mind! It's hilarious! If i have your permission, what information would you liked For me to include as part of your recognition?
Submitted by Alyssa (not verified) on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 07:13
looovvvveeedd your monologue it was awesome:):)<3 lol may i use it for my theatre project??
Submitted by Pellagra (not verified) on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 15:42
Hey I am in yr 6 and we have been asked to present a monologue I love this one it is sssooooooooo funny could iplz use it thanks
Submitted by Rosiey (not verified) on Sun, 12/02/2012 - 15:46
Hi I am in yr 6 and we have been asked to present a monologue and this one is ssssssssssoooooo funny may I use this love rosieyyyyy
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Mon, 12/03/2012 - 16:45
Oh wow I haven't been on for awhile as you can tell yes to every be sure to send me a link if it is a video I would love to see it!(: and be sure to give credit to this site(:
Submitted by John Edward (not verified) on Tue, 12/04/2012 - 18:47
Thank YOU! Princess Pink, In my cartoon should I say... "Big thanks to Princess Pink for the monologue she has written for my character's script! It can be found on I ComedyTV.com" and I give a link in my video
Submitted by tiffany s. (not verified) on Wed, 12/05/2012 - 11:15
I really need to use this for my try outs at my school.But I cant say the other is princess pink.So may i please have your real name so i can use this amazing piece that you ave written.
Submitted by psapp on Thu, 12/06/2012 - 11:49
i love this! i am doing a pageant at my school and would love to use this as my monologue for my talent! please let me know if that would be okay!
Submitted by LadiiJayy on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 12:28
Hello, I wanted to get your permission to use this for my drama class .. Is that okay?
Submitted by Vikki (not verified) on Sun, 12/09/2012 - 16:42
Hi! I love your monologue, it's very funny!! I was wondering if I could use it for my drama class, we have to find a monologue we like and present in class. Would that be okay? Thanks (:
Submitted by heather&lt;3_5639 on Tue, 12/11/2012 - 13:39
Hey can i use this for a speech thing im doen @ school? it really good btw. keep up the good work
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Sun, 12/16/2012 - 08:53
Dear John, that would work fine. Payton and everyone else// YES(: you may use this. and thank you midawg8mihomework
Submitted by Jazzy (not verified) on Sun, 12/23/2012 - 06:52
Hey pRincess_pink... may i use this script for a youtube video? I need a funny monolouge and this is perfect.. i'll be happy to give you my username.. its Phantomwolf16 (just in case i forget to send it later) thank youu! :)
Submitted by Abster (not verified) on Fri, 12/28/2012 - 13:15
Im still in elementry school and was wondering if i could use this for a school talent show?
Submitted by Abster (not verified) on Sat, 12/29/2012 - 04:17
Hey!!!!!! I was just wondering if I could use this AWESOME monolouge for an elementry school talent show?! P.S I totally LOVED it do you have any more like it? Im totally addicted to acting!!!!!:) Thanks! Abster
Submitted by NotTellingyou Jones (not verified) on Mon, 12/31/2012 - 03:41
my parents r like 'u dont know anything about acting do 1 thing about acting for us!' vso im doing this!
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 05:48
dear JAzzy, thank you for giving me your username. i would love to check it out! abster... thank you so much(: of course you may use it! and good luck jones!(:
Submitted by Abster (not verified) on Wed, 01/02/2013 - 13:17
Thank you so much everone is going to love it!!!!
Submitted by Julidiane (not verified) on Mon, 01/14/2013 - 11:25
I have an audition next week and I just found out, I dont have any monologues written because of my visual arts. Do you mind if I use this? It's brilliant :)
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 11:08
Dear Julidiane, thank you(: of course you can use this be sure to give credit to this site (:
Submitted by Just wondering (not verified) on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 10:13
Just wondering i read that comment about asking you to write a monologue about a rock. Are you?
Submitted by Bmonkeyann on Thu, 01/17/2013 - 13:37
Could I maybe use this?
Submitted by Brynn (not verified) on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 10:16
I love this! I need to use this for an audition! i cant wait! i'm sure they will love it! thanks!
Submitted by Bigfan101!! (not verified) on Fri, 01/18/2013 - 13:10
Hi! That's so funny! I wish I could come up with something like that! And I was wondering if I could use this for an audition at school?!
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 01/19/2013 - 13:38
dear Just wondering, I have considered writing a monolouge about a rock. I havent had time to actually write it yet(: keep checking this site and im sure it will pop up(: BaileeCakes: Go right ahead(: Brynn: Good LUck :D BigFan101!: Of course you may use this(:
Submitted by lolo (not verified) on Mon, 01/21/2013 - 04:00
may i use this monologue plz thank you
Submitted by Elizabeth (not verified) on Tue, 01/22/2013 - 11:11
Can I use this monologue becaue it is realy good and I need one for school?
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 01/24/2013 - 11:30
Dear LoLo and Elizabeth, of corse you may. be sure to cite your source
Submitted by greatwolf3 (not verified) on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 07:56
would it be ok if I used this for an ILA class it's hilarious
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 11:31
Dear Graetwolf3, yes you may. be sure to cite your sources though(:
Submitted by Kylie (not verified) on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 01:08
Hi ummn can I use this for a talent show
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 06:41
Dear Kylie. Yes you may! good luck(:
Submitted by awKWARD on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 09:32
Can I please use this for an audition?
Submitted by awKWARD on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 09:40
I have an audition for a school play and I'd really like to use this. Please respond thank you! this is really good!
Submitted by Kate Ward (not verified) on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 12:22
This is amazing! CAn I please use this in an audition! A response ASAP would be nice! Thank you!
Submitted by Rae (not verified) on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 07:43
I love this monologue! your an inspiration I've always wanted to write my own monologue! I was wondering if I could use this for an audition? Please let me know soon! THANK YOU!!!
Submitted by Low (not verified) on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 14:14
hey i was wondering if i could use this for our school speech meet? its awesome thanks so so much!!!
Submitted by shonaya (not verified) on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 17:53
i just din't like it so.... badly but dat was kinda good ... i'm sorry but i just don wanna use this script... time 2 give suggestion ..... barbie dilogue should be like kids not like adults.... if 2 saythe truth then this sript is just horrible n i hate it... i know... truth is always bitter..... but nice try....... maybe better luck next time
Submitted by Tyler (not verified) on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 02:21
Can I use this for an audition, I love it!
Submitted by kailyngrace95 on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 06:24
I love this and think it's amazingly writen and was wondering if I could use this in my up-coming talent show, I already can see what I can do to make thilook amazing :)
Submitted by shashabelle on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 05:50
My 11 year old daughter absolutely loves this script! It is brilliant and great fun! Could she use it in an Performance Exam she is doing in Ireland? Many thanks.
Submitted by Joseph Sarrao (not verified) on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:38
My name is Joseph Sarrao. I would like to use your monologue for my school speech contest. I would get a very big wig and wear it. I think that your speech is funny and I would love to use it.
Submitted by Paula (not verified) on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 20:09
I need a monologue from a published play, would I be able to use this one?
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 13:20
DeaR joseph, of course you may haha. good luck [: and PAULA i am very frine you using this , but it isnt from apublished play so i would hate to have you work hard and not get credit. You should look up Bargaining by kellie powell, i used some monolugues from her published play. good luck [:
Submitted by Amanda (not verified) on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 02:58
Hey, this is so funny and I absolutely love this, I was wondering if I could use this for my speech and drama class?
Submitted by TinaKay (not verified) on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 13:05
Hi! I think this is a super funny monologue and I was wondering if I could use it for my Distinguished Young Women pageant?
Submitted by Abbie (not verified) on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 03:26
I may need to use this for an audition,may I?
Submitted by Jazmyn (not verified) on Sun, 03/03/2013 - 09:19
Loved this. My i use it for my audition?
Submitted by Shea (not verified) on Sun, 03/17/2013 - 16:23
Thank you so much for this! I am using this for my declamation! Its perfect! Saturday Night Live has a really funny barbie skit! You could add some new some from that! Thanks again!
Submitted by Becca (not verified) on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 08:07
This monologue is absolutely hilarious! I was wondering if I could use it to audition for and then possibly compete in a state competition. You also said you might have an updated version? I would love to see that if it was finished. The first is great so I can only imagine the second is even better!
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Mon, 03/18/2013 - 12:44
dear everyone, i set this on public so that everyone can use iit! no need to ask just go ahead anad use it[:
Submitted by olivia (not verified) on Mon, 04/01/2013 - 13:18
hi, this is so funny great job! i only have a few critiques, i noticed you said teacher quite a few times when you were listing the resume i dont know if that was on purpose or not. and also it says "your arms" did you mean my arms? other than that this is a great monolauge and i might use it for an audition! :)
Submitted by Scarlette (not verified) on Tue, 04/02/2013 - 13:41
Hey pRincess_pink;) I am using your piece for my drama performance since you said in the comments we can. I just wanted to say first of all thankyou, I love it and it's so clever and I also wanted to ask for my rationale what made you decide to write this and what were some influences to make it this way? Thanks :)
Submitted by Josie B (not verified) on Thu, 04/04/2013 - 07:12
Hey I love this monologue and I was wondering if I could use it for speech contest at my school??
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 04/06/2013 - 11:07
hello {: thanks for the critiques Olivia.. haha yes i did notice that i wrote teacher a couple time.. its barbie! what do you expect[x..? oh and scarlette.. i decided to write this, because in my theatre arts class we were supposed to write one and i was trying to figure out what to write. My friend told me that i looked like a barbie doll so i just decided to write it about life in the eyes of a barbie doll {: and yes jose you can use it. :D
Submitted by Zoey Jaramillo (not verified) on Wed, 04/10/2013 - 12:29
Hi :) I love this script ! I'm looking for a monolouge like this everywhere, and I was wondering if I can use this to perform it to my drama class. Would it also be okay if I tweak some of the writing and add some stuff? The monlouge I have to perform has to be 3-5 minutes, but I'll totally give you credit for the whole thing. Please reply soon:) Thank you<3
Submitted by Faith (not verified) on Thu, 04/18/2013 - 13:57
Hey, I love this monologue and I really would love to use it for my theater project. Would it be okay if I can use it, and maybe add some more 'likes' in there??? But I need the answer before next Monday so if you could reply. Thank You =D !!!
Submitted by leah (not verified) on Sat, 04/20/2013 - 06:13
I got a like it but can u look on the bottom please to see if it make sentenceit kinda don't to me just make sure ok
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Sat, 04/20/2013 - 11:41
hey everyone you all may use it, and tweaking it is totally up too you [: just make sure you say you made some changes [:
Submitted by Kenzie (not verified) on Sun, 04/21/2013 - 02:04
Hey pRincess_piNk, I am going to use this for my school peom compition my teacher said i need the name of an author I can't use icomedytv.com or pRincess_piNk. I need the name of the author please.
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 04/21/2013 - 15:45
hey there kenzie, Haley Danielle . <3 good luck. [:
Submitted by Chelsea (not verified) on Thu, 04/25/2013 - 13:07
Hey Princess Pink! Is it alright if I use this for my theatre class? Thanks!
Submitted by seiin (not verified) on Wed, 05/01/2013 - 23:13
lol... this is sooo funny
Submitted by Shay&Cyd (not verified) on Mon, 05/06/2013 - 01:38
My bff (Cyd) is trying out for varsity theater arts next year and she is, like, totally pumped up about this monologue!! We just wanted to make sure that was totally okay with you. Thanks so much!!! Chow!
Submitted by Jamie (not verified) on Thu, 05/09/2013 - 08:02
Can I use this one?!
Submitted by jazzy (not verified) on Fri, 05/10/2013 - 11:45
I'm only in 6th grade but this year i read a poem named machelle big girls can to get a date. i won first place. next year can i use this to win first place.
Submitted by Katelyn (not verified) on Mon, 05/13/2013 - 08:28
Hey, I was just wondering if I could please use this amazing monologue! It's just for a simple drama presentation in class :)
Submitted by jazzh (not verified) on Tue, 05/14/2013 - 00:10
i need to say an author so who do i say? and are you the girls who assumed what to make the monologue about on Yahoo answers, chow!
Submitted by erin (not verified) on Tue, 05/21/2013 - 07:28
may i use this play for a talent show can you please hurry to write back its on friday :)
Submitted by Danielle (not verified) on Sat, 05/25/2013 - 15:11
Hello can I use this for my monolaugue for my drama class, everyone would love it
Submitted by marshmallow (not verified) on Sun, 05/26/2013 - 16:57
Hey i really love this!so funny!could i please use this for a drama competition?thx.
Submitted by HaleyCalderon on Sun, 06/09/2013 - 08:02
thank you soo much everyone. haha and thank you seiin [: everyone can go ahead and use it! [:
Submitted by AJ (not verified) on Sat, 07/06/2013 - 09:23
Hi this is almost like the same as a skit I wrote for my friend and she preformed it at a talent show at school. I wrote it all by myself and was super proud of it. I looked on this website since my friend that preformed the skit said it is so cool and I needed to check it out, but I was worried when I saw it. I hope you didn't copy it from anything...
Submitted by Cath (not verified) on Sun, 07/07/2013 - 21:19
Hi, Is my daughter able to use your wonderful piece for an upcoming eisteddfod? We have searched long and hard for something and this is perfect.
Submitted by lexy (not verified) on Thu, 07/11/2013 - 04:26
i am doing a school talent show of a comedy and i was wondering i can use it please
Submitted by Fiesty (not verified) on Sat, 07/27/2013 - 19:18
That was awesome princess. I would like you permission for my daughter to use this in her acting class. She have to present a monologue and I thought that this would be perfect for her. You are a great writer keep up the great work. Thank you in advance Blessings.
Submitted by t422 on Fri, 08/02/2013 - 03:54
I love this! Can I use this monologue for a pageant?
Submitted by kristine on Mon, 08/19/2013 - 21:54
can i use this for the school?
Submitted by kristine on Mon, 08/19/2013 - 21:54
can i use this for the school?
Submitted by Wendy Corriveau (not verified) on Fri, 08/23/2013 - 09:29
hi. im doing an audition at my local theatre and i want to know if i can use your monologue
Submitted by Gunhild (not verified) on Sun, 08/25/2013 - 14:02
I love this first off, beautifully done and funny too. And now for the dreaded question, can I use this for my audition at school? Don't want to be infringing on any copyright laws.
Submitted by Whitney (not verified) on Wed, 08/28/2013 - 09:12
Hey, can I use this monologue for tryouts? It is super funny!
Submitted by Alli (not verified) on Wed, 09/04/2013 - 04:58
Hey so im trying out for the fall play at my school and I think this would be really funny to use . Would that be ok?
Submitted by Abby (not verified) on Mon, 09/09/2013 - 15:11
May I read this at school we have to read a monologue for school and I absolutely live this!
Submitted by Niki (not verified) on Sun, 09/15/2013 - 23:22
Is this actually the full length? My daughter needed a speech monologue for school and it has to be 3-7 min...we read and timed the Barbie Monologue and it's a stretch to make it 3 min...so just thought there was more that I'm not seeing. Is it okay if we add to it if this is the full length? Thanks!
Submitted by McKenzie (not verified) on Tue, 09/17/2013 - 10:57
Can I use this for a pageant?
Submitted by imani (not verified) on Tue, 09/24/2013 - 07:35
Hi I'm 12 almost 13, does any one have any monologue websites I'm an young actress that needs a monologue for an a audition coming up in a few months!
Submitted by Jocelyn (not verified) on Sun, 09/29/2013 - 13:14
I really loved this and was wondering if I could use this for school?
Submitted by Thalia (not verified) on Tue, 10/15/2013 - 16:13
Absolutely brilliant! May I use this for one of my monologue segments?
Submitted by tia (not verified) on Mon, 10/21/2013 - 09:50
can i use this 4 my brothers bdaY
Submitted by Huynhhh3 on Mon, 10/21/2013 - 11:14
Hey! Can I use this for a tournament/competition??
Submitted by gullan10 on Wed, 10/23/2013 - 02:29
Hi, wonder if i can use this for theatre arts working with monologues? Really think its funny:) Thanx
Submitted by Jessica (not verified) on Wed, 10/23/2013 - 11:08
Do you happen to still have the old version of this script? There are parts that I would like to add to this NEW & IMPROVED (and amazing) script! Thanks xx
Submitted by Anny (not verified) on Thu, 10/24/2013 - 13:52
Wow...This monologue is so great...May I use it for my class?
Submitted by emma (not verified) on Sat, 11/30/2013 - 20:31
i love this monologue!!!!!its greatttt i will perform it in class.i can ?????
Submitted by Claire (not verified) on Sun, 12/01/2013 - 11:45
I love this, so much. Can't wait to use this for my audition tomorrow. Thanks so much:)
Submitted by hermionee (not verified) on Mon, 01/06/2014 - 00:15
it's awesome!!!! I really wanted something like this for my school!!!!! Don't mind if I use it?????
Submitted by Brandii (not verified) on Mon, 01/06/2014 - 10:52
hi, this is the awesomest thing i have ever read. But anyway i have a audition for a drama club in school and i was wondering if i can use it ... like present it to the rest of the club members. Um... just asking! BTWs that monologue was amazing. P.s sorry to bother u! :)
Submitted by karito_kid (not verified) on Mon, 01/06/2014 - 22:48
Hey princess pink, I was wondering if I could use this for an audition at school? also I had to cut it down a bit so that it would be 1 minute, so...
Submitted by Ann Harris (not verified) on Thu, 01/09/2014 - 05:26
Hi, i love this script! But I was wondering what ages do you think are the best for this one? Cause I have a 10 year old daughter that would love this one!!!
Submitted by Kenni (not verified) on Mon, 01/13/2014 - 12:59
Hey, I'm going to use this as a humorous monologue for a speech (like competitive acting) competition. But in order to use it, I have to have the author's name. What is your name?
Submitted by VICTORIA (not verified) on Mon, 02/10/2014 - 23:33
HEY, I LOVE THIS. WOULD LOVE TO SEE SOME KEN DIALOGUE ALSO. LIKE TO USE IT IN MY ACTING CLASS FOR ELEMENTARY KIDS. THANK YOU.
Submitted by Jennifer (not verified) on Tue, 02/18/2014 - 23:51
My daughter would like to use this for a school talent show. It's fabulous!! Please let me know. Thanks!!
Submitted by Ella (not verified) on Mon, 02/24/2014 - 10:45
This is so funny! Could I use it for my school talent show?
Submitted by Emma (not verified) on Fri, 03/07/2014 - 03:45
Omg this is amazing! Could i possibly use this for an audition in London? Please let me know, Thanks! xx
Submitted by Drew (not verified) on Sun, 03/09/2014 - 06:48
I'm probably going to America's got talent next year. Do you mind if I use this?
Submitted by annabeth (not verified) on Wed, 03/12/2014 - 04:43
WOW!!! this is amazing!!!! could i please use it for my audition in my small amiture dramatics group? i would of course give you credit. I am trying to express my talent in the best ways possible and show i have a wide range of abilities so i can get the lead role in a performance we are doing for a celebration in my village. i have to go up against my friends but it's all about bravery and sacrifice in acting so i feel like i can get this part.
Submitted by A (not verified) on Sat, 03/15/2014 - 15:01
Can I use this for a speech competition
Submitted by a (not verified) on Mon, 04/21/2014 - 12:22
I'm using it for my class love it ;D
Submitted by a (not verified) on Mon, 04/21/2014 - 12:25
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Submitted by random person ;) (not verified) on Wed, 04/30/2014 - 22:22
hi, i am a year 6 student and I really love this monoluges and want to use it for school . thanks ;);););););)
Submitted by Deidre (not verified) on Wed, 05/07/2014 - 14:37
OMG i love this im using it for speech class!!!!
Submitted by Ruth (not verified) on Sun, 06/08/2014 - 06:32
can I use this for a musical call back do you might if i use it ??
Submitted by vornica (not verified) on Thu, 06/12/2014 - 22:37
Hi I'm 11 years old and for fathers day in our school there was a program and I have to select a skit and I think this is the best play I'm going use this for skit. Thank u
Submitted by Celeste (not verified) on Fri, 06/13/2014 - 04:06
I am trying out for an audition and i was wondering if i could use this as my monologue i really like it and is funny
Submitted by kittiecat01 on Sun, 06/29/2014 - 03:29
Hey, could i use this script for a school play? its only a small thing, nothing major x Just one question though, how can you answer the phone if your arms don't bend?
Submitted by Autumn (not verified) on Sun, 07/13/2014 - 01:35
Hiya, I was wondering if I could use this for my audition? :)
Submitted by Holly (not verified) on Thu, 07/17/2014 - 13:09
Hi, I this is a great, funny monologue and I was wondering if I could use it for my talent in an upcoming pageant I'm competing in?
Submitted by Ogechi (not verified) on Sun, 07/27/2014 - 17:36
Im wondering if i should do this in a valleygirl accent... should i?
Submitted by little1iscool (not verified) on Thu, 09/25/2014 - 10:50
You should really think about publishing this piece! It is fantastic!
Submitted by Lilly (not verified) on Tue, 09/30/2014 - 13:57
Hey love the script wondering Ic I can use it for school thanks
Submitted by Lexi (not verified) on Tue, 10/14/2014 - 06:23
Hey could I PLEASE use this for my high school competition piece? (Acting monologue)
Submitted by amber (not verified) on Tue, 10/21/2014 - 04:43
can i use this for my drama 2 class
Submitted by Kirsty (not verified) on Sun, 10/26/2014 - 01:15
Hey - great monologue! Please may i use it for an audition I have coming up.
Submitted by deja (not verified) on Mon, 10/27/2014 - 02:47
Hi I'm Deja Mo'ne and I'm in EDA for my theatre class and I was wondering if I could use this for humorous monologue in my EDA competition. This is so funny and would be perfect for the competition! I've been looking for a good monologue for weeks now and I finally found a really good one ??????????????? Do u have any other monologues? If so I look forward to reading them because this one was awesome! ???????????
Submitted by Eva Vergara (not verified) on Tue, 11/25/2014 - 14:26
I really like this monologue its really funny. Do you think I could use it for my final for theater? Can you please tell me when it was made? Please when you can inform me if I could use it.
Submitted by Maria Jose Galvez (not verified) on Thu, 12/04/2014 - 15:58
This is such a cute monologue! Could I please use it for my audition??
Submitted by Jessica (not verified) on Sun, 12/07/2014 - 06:08
Can i use it for a school audition .It si funny .
Submitted by Kdh0615 on Wed, 12/10/2014 - 14:19
I would like to use this for a queens contest. Can I use it?
Submitted by Brandilove2014 on Wed, 12/17/2014 - 09:17
hey could i use this speech for my speech meet? its really funny!
Submitted by fa lalala days (not verified) on Sun, 01/04/2015 - 06:18
i like it but do you have anymore other than this one
Submitted by awesomesauce (not verified) on Wed, 01/14/2015 - 01:58
Hi pRincess_piNk ;) I really love this monologue it's hilarious can I use it at school I have to do a monologue for debate class thank you!! :)
Submitted by ara floyd (not verified) on Thu, 01/29/2015 - 16:02
loved it soooooo much can use this in a play/ recital I'm in
Submitted by Jessica (not verified) on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:57
Can I please use this comedy script for my school talent show?
Submitted by Jessica (not verified) on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 12:58
Can I please use this comedy script for my school talent show?
Submitted by Jessica (not verified) on Fri, 01/30/2015 - 13:00
*monologue ugggh it posted twice...
Submitted by Ellie (not verified) on Fri, 02/06/2015 - 08:34
Hello I really love this monologue and I was wondering if I could use it for my schools inter house arts festival. I basically perform it to a teacher and she votes for the best. I would be truly grateful.
Submitted by tia (not verified) on Thu, 02/12/2015 - 12:30
omg i love this monologue so much. would you mind if i used it to try out for my school play.
Submitted by Dani (not verified) on Mon, 02/23/2015 - 07:46
Is this published? I'm an NSDA member and would love to use this as my humorous piece. Only catch is that it must be published.
Submitted by Dani (not verified) on Mon, 02/23/2015 - 07:46
Is this published? I'm an NSDA member and would love to use this as my humorous piece. Only catch is that it must be published.
Submitted by Joyy98 on Tue, 03/10/2015 - 01:11
Hey I was wondering if I could use this for a theater competition at my school I'm auditioning for. I really love it!
Submitted by ryan (not verified) on Tue, 03/24/2015 - 13:25
i love this monologe i dont need it but i will read it!!!
Submitted by ryan (not verified) on Tue, 03/24/2015 - 13:26
i love this monologe i dont need it but i will read it!!!
Submitted by LoveBunnys (not verified) on Tue, 03/24/2015 - 13:28
Totally cool script love it so much you are famous! you got people writing to u from around the world!!!!!
Submitted by NRK789 on Fri, 03/27/2015 - 15:26
Hi, I was wondering if I could use this for a school talent show?
Submitted by jessicaa17 on Sun, 04/05/2015 - 18:08
Heyyy I Was Wondering Could I Use A Form Of This In A Monologue Im Doing For My High School Pageant , Thanks .
Submitted by Kate (not verified) on Thu, 04/09/2015 - 18:39
Dear Princess Pink, My 11-y-o daughter and I love your monologue. She would like to use it for her Speech and Drama exam, if that's okay with you. She will need to attribute it properly to you: can she say "by Princess Pink"?
Submitted by Purplevillager1 on Fri, 05/01/2015 - 05:16
Yo, mind if I use this for an audition? I absolutely enjoyed it. Hilarious and clever. :)
Submitted by Katie_boo (not verified) on Wed, 05/06/2015 - 13:59
I love this monologue it's so cute and funny
Submitted by Sjh0603 on Wed, 06/03/2015 - 14:16
My daughter would love to use this for a pageant. It is awesome! May she use it? Thank you!
Submitted by Sjh0603 on Wed, 06/03/2015 - 14:17
My daughter would love to use this for a pageant. It is awesome! May she use it? Thank you!
Submitted by abubbs (not verified) on Fri, 06/12/2015 - 08:46
I seriously like "This is amazing!!" Keep writing, you don't know what the future holds.(:
Submitted by HollyB on Sat, 06/20/2015 - 08:14
I love this script!! My daughter would like to use it on an audition reel, could we have your permission to do so? If so, we want to give you proper credit as author. Would we credit Princess Pink or should we use your real name? Thank you!
Submitted by alyssa.ford2015 on Sat, 07/11/2015 - 16:22
Hello, i am auditioning soon and i would like to get permission to use this to audition with. It's great so far, but i might have to cut it short...please message me when you get this...or reply! Thanks!
Submitted by Tara (not verified) on Sat, 07/18/2015 - 18:44
Can I use this for my talent quest I'm in year 6 I'm just wondering U make good ones
Submitted by BarbieSA (not verified) on Sat, 08/22/2015 - 21:41
My daughter would like to use some of your Barbie Monologue for an Eisteddfod. Please confirm that would be ok?
Submitted by Keenan (not verified) on Sat, 09/12/2015 - 04:47
Hi. I am auditioning soon and was wondering if I could use this monologue? Thanks so much
Submitted by Liz (not verified) on Fri, 09/18/2015 - 10:46
Hi! I am auditioning for a comedy this coming Monday and would love to use this monologue, its exactly what the character I'm auditioning for would do. Please get back to me on this. Thank you so much
Submitted by Anna (not verified) on Fri, 09/18/2015 - 12:49
Hey,this perfectly describes the person I want to get for a play I am auditioning for. Can I use it to audition with?
Submitted by AdriannaP (not verified) on Mon, 09/28/2015 - 13:15
Hey my teacher wanted our class to go online and get a monolouge so i wondering if i could plz use this. Plz answer quickly bcz I have little time to memorize this so to perform
Submitted by AdriannaP (not verified) on Mon, 09/28/2015 - 13:15
Hey my teacher wanted our class to go online and get a monolouge so i wondering if i could plz use this. Plz answer quickly bcz I have little time to memorize this so to perform
Submitted by AdriannaP (not verified) on Mon, 09/28/2015 - 13:16
Hey my teacher wanted our class to go online and get a monolouge so i wondering if i could plz use this. Plz answer quickly bcz I have little time to memorize this so to perform
Submitted by AdriannaP (not verified) on Mon, 09/28/2015 - 13:18
sorry i didnt know it sent it so many times
Submitted by mieea (not verified) on Fri, 10/02/2015 - 18:44
hi,i like very much
Submitted by Kassie (not verified) on Sat, 10/24/2015 - 16:52
Hi, I absolute love this. Is it okay if I use this for my acting class. Thanks, Kassie
Submitted by Ken Erin (not verified) on Sun, 11/15/2015 - 12:50
Hi, I totally love this! Just wondering if I could use it for an Audition? Thanks!
Submitted by Anna Banana (not verified) on Sun, 11/22/2015 - 22:23
TOTALLY LUV this monologue, can I plz plz plz use it for my drama class, I already sent my teacher the URL, etc. Plz reply cuz i need it tomorrow, hope u dont mind if i use it tomorrow, even if u haven't replied!!!
Submitted by Anna Banana (not verified) on Sun, 11/22/2015 - 22:27
Oops, i just saw the post u put above!! Sorry for bothering u!! Thx soooooooo much!!!!! XD
Submitted by all-star (not verified) on Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:47
OMG I LIKE LOVE THIS MONOLOGUE IT's so funny and cool. I was thinking of using it for my theatre arts, but I wanted to bask you first. Is it o.k.
Submitted by all-star (not verified) on Mon, 12/21/2015 - 14:50
Sorry I saw the post and had already placed it. Sorry for the trouble. :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Submitted by Carol (not verified) on Thu, 01/07/2016 - 06:23
Hello Id like permission for my 8 yr old to preform this at her schools drama festival
Submitted by Arin Ehrlich (not verified) on Tue, 01/12/2016 - 16:05
I love this monologue, I was wondering if it was okay I'd I can use it for my school pageant?
Submitted by Ella smith (not verified) on Mon, 01/18/2016 - 11:57
Hi I love this monologue I was wondering if I could use it for my head to head(performance against 2 schools) I have to find something and this monologue is just really funny and all my classmates would laugh at this when I do it. If I do do this what would you say is the best way to memorize it?
Submitted by Julianna16 (not verified) on Thu, 02/04/2016 - 04:55
Can I use this monologue for a theatre assignment it's perfect for what I'm looking for. If you can get back to my as soon as possible it would be appreciated thanks.
Submitted by Alexis (not verified) on Thu, 02/11/2016 - 14:05
I absotuely LOVE this monologue. I've been wanting to use it for years, sadly I couldn't because it wasn't published. Is it published yet? If not, you should look into getting it published. I know multiple people who wanted to perform it but couldn't because it wasn't published. I would of loved to use this for my audition coming up, but sadly it has to be from a published play. You should totally write more though!
Submitted by AActress on Sat, 02/20/2016 - 14:01
This monlogue is incredibly hilarious! May I please use this for my school audition?
Submitted by Ashley R (not verified) on Mon, 02/29/2016 - 11:13
Hey I want to use this for my class what play is this from?
Submitted by Taigan Andrus (not verified) on Mon, 03/28/2016 - 17:29
I have an audition coming up and this would be PERFECT!!! I even have long blonde hair! Is there anything else I need to do to get permission to use this?
Submitted by bekahnovak15 on Wed, 05/04/2016 - 13:38
Hello can I use this for my Audition for a summer play? It's really great and I think it would be perfect!
Submitted by Kay (not verified) on Mon, 08/01/2016 - 17:00
Can I use this for a school audition? I absolutely love it. Thanks and reply ASAP
Submitted by Ciana Fudzie (not verified) on Sat, 08/20/2016 - 04:32
I love this monologue a lot! It's really funny and awesome! Can I please use it for an audition?
Submitted by Alex (not verified) on Thu, 09/01/2016 - 09:01
Can i use this for a high school class? Thanks.
Submitted by Ava Gregson (not verified) on Tue, 09/06/2016 - 16:26
Hey I want to audition for my school play as the role of Titania in a parody of A Midsummer's Night's Dream. She is head cheerleader and a total valley girl and this monologue is perfect for the part. May I use it for my Audition?
Submitted by BDazzle (not verified) on Sat, 09/10/2016 - 05:39
This is awesome!! Is it ok for me to use this to audition for my schools play?
Submitted by ebernstein (not verified) on Sat, 09/10/2016 - 10:11
did you make this yourself or was it taken from one of the barbie movies?
Submitted by lexah (not verified) on Mon, 10/03/2016 - 13:56
Is it okay if use this for a speech and debate festival. Its a great !
Submitted by jcjmlopez on Tue, 10/18/2016 - 14:07
LOVE this!!!! My daughter is in need of a comedic monologue for an upcoming talent event. She would love to use this one if it's ok with you.
Submitted by Lee Pretorius (not verified) on Mon, 10/24/2016 - 21:08
Would it be possible for my granddaughter to use this for her Monologue. It is for their Drama Portfolio Assessment which counts as 50% of her marks for the term?
Submitted by Stephanie S (not verified) on Thu, 10/27/2016 - 05:57
My daughter LOVES this!! She needs the authors name so my daughter can use this monologue for a drama competition! : ) Thx!!!
Submitted by Katrina L (not verified) on Wed, 11/02/2016 - 08:31
HEY!! I LOVE this monologue. I'm competeing in Miss Great Lakes/Miss South Bend this SUNDAY and wondered if you would mind if I used it as my talent material!? I plan to remove the portion of calling ken, for times sake.. i only get 90 seconds. Otherwise i'll remain the same! Please oh please and thank yoU!! Katrina xoxo
Submitted by wood (not verified) on Fri, 12/02/2016 - 06:47
My student has used this monologue for their Oral Language Festival piece and needs to have the author's name to move on. Please email me with the author's name

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