I don’t want to write a stupid monologue
This was for theatre arts. There are alot of inside jokes so you might not understand everything. like the whole hobbits in wonderland and the jk thing. Little things like that are always easy to change(: so good luck fellow actors (:
(Sits at table writing and then scratching things out) (Looks up than quickly looks down) (Writes more)
(Finally crumples paper and throws it). You know what? I’m just not gunna do it. (Stands up and walks downstage). Do you know how stressful it is to write a monologue? Especially when everyone knows it’s something that you have written. And then there is all of you just sitting there watching me, judging everything I say. I am not gunna do it. It only counts for... (Looks down) a big part in my grade. I Have an A and if I just don’t do it I might end up with a B. (look worried) (goes back to table and sits down, sigh) what could I even talk about? (Takes out paper) uhm... puppies? Sparkles? Cupcakes? That’s not very dramatic. What is something dramatic? The world ending? Divorce? Breaking with boyfriend? Mrs. James did say something about Hobbits in Wonderland. I can’t relate to any of this. OH. Just to add more pressure I bet Mrs. James is expecting us to have stage directions. (Stand up) they have to make sense with the monologue. If I am talking about divorce it wouldn’t make sense to just randomly walk to center stage. (Looks of to the distance)Oh, Dad why are you doing this to me? I can’t believe you and mom are getting a divorce. (Walks center stage it’s my fault isn’t it? See it just doesn’t make any sense. (Sit down)Also this monologue has to be at least three minutes. How am I supposed to talk for that long? Maybe just maybe (draw out words really long) if I talk really really slow. That will use up a bunch of my time. I suppose that’s gunna get annoying really fast. So I have sat here for a while just trying to figure out what I could say. Oh my goodness. I should have a costume. I want a really cool costume. What could dress up as? I could dress up like like uh (look down) I don’t even know. Maybe I can write a monologue about a rock. Just kidding I wasn’t going to write a rock. Just kidding I thought about it. Just kidding just kidding just kidding. Well, I am just not going to write a monologue. Oh, would you look that? I just wrote a monologue. The worst part is this was my mom’s idea.