Job Interview

Job Interview

(2m)   by bkuniverse
 

Comedy Skits   (319705 Views 151 Comments)

Interviewer: So what are your skills?

Applicant: It’s on the resume

Interviewer: I want you to tell me!

Applicant:  Then resume becomes irrelevant!

Interviewer: No, I want to hear it; it will take for me to read

Applicant:  How can you be sure that the time taken by me to say is greater than the time taken by you to read!

Interviewer: Well isn't that obvious!

Applicant:  Not to me!

Interviewer: So let’s say you are hired!

Applicant:  Thank you! So I will start from tomorrow.

Interviewer:  No just assume!

Applicant:  OK! Why assume, you are authorized to give me a job right! And you just said that I am hired!

Interviewer: No I said, Assume!

Applicant:  Assume what?

Interviewer: Assume that you are hired!

Applicant:  By whom?

Interviewer:  By me!

Applicant:  OK. I assume that you have hired me.

Interviewer:  Will you work for a little less!

Applicant:  I will work less then!

Interviewer:  No! Then we are not going to hire you!

Applicant:  But why should I work more for less money, isn't that exploitation!

Interviewer:  No, it isn't it just that we don't feel you skills are up to the mark!

Applicant:  But I never told you my skills!

Interviewer: No, I read them!

Applicant:  Right now!

Interviewer:  No, before the interview!

Applicant:  Then why did you ask me for my skills before the interview!

Interviewer: I wanted to check your communication skills!

Applicant:  How did you check it then?

Interviewer:  I listened!

Applicant:  OK. I assume that!

Interviewer:  No I was keenly listening! You don't have to assume!

Applicant:  So I should stop assuming!

Interviewer:  Yes!

Applicant: What?

Interviewer:  Everything!

Applicant:  Then what happens!

Interviewer:  You can go!

Applicant: So only if I stop assuming I can go , but I don't want to go so I should not stop assuming. Am I right?

Interviewer:  Get out!

Applicant:  Not until you hire me!

Interviewer:  I am not going to hire you!

Applicant:  I am not going to assume anything now!

Interviewer:  Please go away, or else I will call security!

Applicant:  I don't need security, I feel safe with you!

Interviewer:  You are impossible to deal with!

Applicant:  Yes , with the deal you are offering I am. I need more.

Interviewer:  OK. You are hired as the new Manager. Welcome aboard!

Comedy Type: Humor Type: Comedy Scene:
2 Person
Script Length: Post date: Script Market:
Public

Copyright Statement

Funny👍

DipTheBond


Comments

   

Submitted by Cynthia (not verified) on Fri, 08/02/2013 - 17:12
I could really use this in humorous interpretation for speech and debate. It is truly funny but if you added more funny parts then it would be a lot better than it is, not that it's not good, it's great for me
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 08/03/2013 - 04:02
@Cynthia, Please use it. I can't modify stuff on this site, once posted.
Submitted by Ruben (not verified) on Wed, 08/07/2013 - 07:20
Can I use this for a youtube episode?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 08/07/2013 - 14:31
@Ruben. Yes, you can use it. Thanks.
Submitted by Aisya Rahma Yollanda on Sat, 06/20/2020 - 09:49
Hello, May I have permission to use your script for an examination? i would greatly appreciate it! Thank you,
Submitted by john von (not verified) on Fri, 08/09/2013 - 19:33
can i use this :)
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 08/10/2013 - 05:29
@john von Please feel free to use this or any other script that I write. Thanks.
Submitted by klines (not verified) on Tue, 08/13/2013 - 20:41
wow incredible
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 08/14/2013 - 00:39
@klines Thanks.
Submitted by Genius (not verified) on Mon, 08/19/2013 - 10:40
Can I use this?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 08/20/2013 - 01:06
@Genius. Yes please.
Submitted by WorldWeirdness on Tue, 08/27/2013 - 06:46
Can I use this?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 08/27/2013 - 08:46
@WorldWeirdness , Yes please
Submitted by ZAcha (not verified) on Sat, 09/21/2013 - 16:18
can I use it please?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 09/22/2013 - 00:27
@Zacha Please feel free to use any of my scripts. Thanks.
Submitted by Krintok on Fri, 10/04/2013 - 20:09
I am a member of an amateur dramatics group who are doing a series of scenes and songs on stage and I would like to do this script with your permission. thanks
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 10/05/2013 - 01:56
@Krontok, Please feel to use any of our scripts. Thanks.
Submitted by david thomas (not verified) on Fri, 10/11/2013 - 00:08
can i plz use this
Submitted by bkuniverse on Fri, 10/11/2013 - 06:57
@david thomas Please feel free to use it. Thanks.
Submitted by Khanh (not verified) on Tue, 10/15/2013 - 14:22
I love this comedy, It's hillarious Can you allow me to use this comedy for my school's english play?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 10/16/2013 - 09:32
@Khanh Yes please.
Submitted by jijigren on Thu, 10/17/2013 - 02:43
I think this is very funny. Can I use this script for my youtube video?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 10/17/2013 - 03:42
@Tarmizi You can use all my scripts.
Submitted by Julie (not verified) on Sun, 10/20/2013 - 16:32
I have a Psych presentation tomorrow and this ties in perfectly with our subject. Would you mind if we used this??
Submitted by Christina (not verified) on Sun, 10/20/2013 - 17:59
Could I please use this for a school play? This would be hilarious to perform in front of our class and it is the perfect length
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 10/21/2013 - 01:56
@Julie Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 10/21/2013 - 01:56
@Christina Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Julie (not verified) on Mon, 10/21/2013 - 03:19
Just wanted to tell you the skit was a hit! (Pun intended) Thanks!
Submitted by suraj on Mon, 10/21/2013 - 21:55
Hi can i use ur story to make my first short movie and upload to youtube.. thank you
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 10/22/2013 - 01:07
@suraj please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by ANGEL Y. (not verified) on Fri, 10/25/2013 - 15:44
HI...I am 13 and I need something like this for a DIsney Channel Audition.Can I use it?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Fri, 10/25/2013 - 22:56
@ANGEL Y. You can use any of my scripts. Best of luck!
Submitted by Lenamarie ortiz (not verified) on Tue, 11/05/2013 - 12:00
Love it using it for drama class
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 11/05/2013 - 12:02
@Lenamarie ortiz Please feel free to use the script.
Submitted by Arun (not verified) on Sun, 11/10/2013 - 21:25
Lovely. Can I use this script.
Submitted by Joanne (not verified) on Wed, 11/13/2013 - 00:43
hi! Can I use this? :)
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 11/13/2013 - 01:54
@Arun. Yes Please
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 11/13/2013 - 01:54
@Joanne Yes please
Submitted by Bethany (not verified) on Sat, 11/16/2013 - 09:56
Hello! I'm doing a comedy showcase for my senior show and was wondering if I could possibly use this lovely script of yours.
Submitted by Alice Hunt (not verified) on Sun, 11/17/2013 - 02:42
Cold I possibly use this amazing skit for my youtube channel ? https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrY-kw5ZMCphv7hZJhBjTwA
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 11/17/2013 - 16:29
@Bethany Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 11/17/2013 - 16:30
@Alice Hunt Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Tiffany (not verified) on Tue, 11/19/2013 - 11:39
Hi, I would like to know if I have permission to use this amazing script. I really want to use this for my talent show and please respond asap, or else I will have to use another one and I think this one is awesome.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 11/19/2013 - 12:50
@Tiffany You can use any of my scripts. Best of luck!
Submitted by Jammer8406015 (not verified) on Fri, 11/22/2013 - 19:22
Hi I have a school camp coming up and we have to do a skit. Can I use this one please? PLease reply ASAP.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 11/23/2013 - 01:42
@Jammer8406015 Please feel free to use any of my skits.
Submitted by eric (not verified) on Sat, 11/23/2013 - 08:35
Can I use this for a school project? The assignment is to literally bring in a comedy script two-three minutes long created by someone else.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 11/23/2013 - 11:12
@eric Please feel free to use it.
Submitted by jawad (not verified) on Mon, 11/25/2013 - 13:31
Hey bro, nice comefy, can i use it to make a comedy movie by adding dxtra flavours into it???
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 11/25/2013 - 15:35
@jawad Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by mon (not verified) on Tue, 12/03/2013 - 16:46
can i use it for my task,please?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 12/04/2013 - 02:46
@mon Yes please.
Submitted by sarah (not verified) on Tue, 12/31/2013 - 16:55
may i please use this for a play i'm trying out for?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 01/01/2014 - 04:21
@sarah Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Francesco (not verified) on Mon, 02/03/2014 - 17:09
This is so funny! Well done. May I use it for a taped scene? It will be for private use. Thanks in advance
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 02/03/2014 - 22:36
@Francesco Yes please.
Submitted by alvin (not verified) on Tue, 02/04/2014 - 20:00
may i use this for my project? thanks....
Submitted by jackiescott on Thu, 02/27/2014 - 11:53
May I please consider this script for an upcoming event. quite funny.
Submitted by Andrea Hinkle (not verified) on Wed, 03/26/2014 - 14:19
Hi, your script is wonderful. I would like to know if I can use your script for my audition try outs?...Thank you
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 03/27/2014 - 05:53
@Andrea Hinkle Yes please.
Submitted by Andy_Sean (not verified) on Tue, 05/13/2014 - 06:09
Hi, "Balle Kumar" :D just wanna inform you that I'd be using this in my YouTube Channel.. with maybe a few alterations Thanks a lot!
Submitted by KoolKookie (not verified) on Mon, 06/30/2014 - 07:52
Hi can i us this 4 a youtube video? thx!!
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 06/30/2014 - 22:37
@KoolKookie Please feel free to use any of my scripts. Thanks.
Submitted by Stick-O (not verified) on Fri, 07/11/2014 - 12:15
Hello! can i use this script, please?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 07/12/2014 - 11:46
@Stick-O Please feel free to use.
Submitted by Mang (not verified) on Sun, 07/13/2014 - 19:04
Hi. I'm trying to find a comedy video for a audition purpose and I thought this one was the best. I hope it's okay for it. Don't worry, I have your name in the credit.
Submitted by Damon (not verified) on Sun, 07/20/2014 - 12:11
Hey I'm writing a dark comedy script and wondering if I could some snippets of your script if not all of it. thanks :)
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 07/20/2014 - 14:06
@Mang Please feel to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 07/20/2014 - 14:07
@Damon Please feel to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by TDimageworks on Tue, 09/30/2014 - 16:14
hey i really like this script can i use it to make a video with
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 10/01/2014 - 09:38
@TDimageworks Please feel free to use the script.
Submitted by TDimageworks on Wed, 10/01/2014 - 15:51
@Balle Kumars Universe thank you and once im done ill send the link to you to watch it :)
Submitted by Ziggy Media (not verified) on Sun, 10/12/2014 - 19:25
I am a Mass Media Student with Amarillo College, Amarillo Texas. I was wondering if I could get permission to use this script for a short for my film class.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 10/13/2014 - 04:00
@Ziggy Media Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by producerziggy on Mon, 10/13/2014 - 06:22
Thank you. Much appreciated.
Submitted by manish naidu (not verified) on Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:09
hi balle balle.... i want to make short film on this.. can u give this to me.. i want more comedy for short film or for feature if you have u can mail me...myselfmanish1811@gmail.com
Submitted by manish naidu (not verified) on Mon, 10/13/2014 - 21:11
hi can ur provide me ur no or mail id..or fb id link..to keep in touch with u..
Submitted by funnyscripts (not verified) on Tue, 10/14/2014 - 09:28
Can I use this?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 10/15/2014 - 09:19
@manishnaidu Please feel free to use any of my scripts. https://www.facebook.com/balle.kumar
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 10/15/2014 - 09:19
@funnyscripts Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Brenda Ramirez (not verified) on Fri, 10/17/2014 - 04:49
May i please use this scene for a presentation i have to do for an agent in a week please? I really enjoyed it. :)
Submitted by bkuniverse on Fri, 10/17/2014 - 06:26
@Brenda Ramirez Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Ramya on Wed, 11/12/2014 - 16:40
Hello, All your scripts are so fantastic and humorous. Can I use your scripts to perform Theater acts for a Fund Raising event ?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 11/13/2014 - 02:41
@Ramya Ramamurthy Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Ywrath (not verified) on Tue, 11/25/2014 - 23:39
Hi, can I use your scripts for a character impersonation contest?
Submitted by Ywrath (not verified) on Tue, 11/25/2014 - 23:39
Hi, can I use your scripts for a character impersonation contest?
Submitted by Ywrath (not verified) on Tue, 11/25/2014 - 23:39
Hi, can I use your scripts for a character impersonation contest?
Submitted by Ywrath (not verified) on Tue, 11/25/2014 - 23:43
sorry kinda pressed the enter button too many times
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 11/26/2014 - 03:51
@Ywrath Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Patsthebunny (not verified) on Sun, 12/14/2014 - 07:23
Can I use this script for my YouTube channel?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 12/14/2014 - 07:34
@Patsthebunny Yes
Submitted by qsgyxxysss on Sun, 01/11/2015 - 09:01
May I use this in a video for homework?
Submitted by qsgyxxysss on Sun, 01/11/2015 - 09:01
May I use this in a video for homework?
Submitted by Jacey (not verified) on Wed, 01/14/2015 - 17:59
Hello, If you are reading this, is it possible hat you can write me one to perform on a Masquerade contest? It has to be less than 2 minutes so it should be somewhere near the same length as this one. -jaceymapg@Gmail.com
Submitted by Julia (not verified) on Sat, 02/07/2015 - 08:31
Hi! I was wondering if I could use this script to act out on my YouTube channel? I will of course mention your name :) Julia :)
Submitted by landonlloyd13 on Tue, 02/10/2015 - 09:58
Hi! I was wondering if I could use this!
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 02/10/2015 - 14:09
@FanMinecraft455 Please feel free to use the script.
Submitted by NikolaDobricic (not verified) on Thu, 03/19/2015 - 11:49
@Balle Kumar's Universe I have an audition and I was wondering if i can use your skit?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 03/19/2015 - 14:44
@NikolaDobricic Please feel free to use any of the scripts.
Submitted by will (not verified) on Mon, 03/30/2015 - 14:37
Can I use your scripts? Thank you in advance
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 03/31/2015 - 05:10
@will Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by winnie (not verified) on Fri, 04/10/2015 - 22:02
It's hilarious! Please allow me to use this script.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 04/12/2015 - 16:56
@winnie Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by bella (not verified) on Mon, 04/27/2015 - 13:22
can i use this for a little thing to raise money
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 04/28/2015 - 09:09
@bella You can use any of my scripts to raise money.
Submitted by Brandi Hulsey (not verified) on Tue, 05/05/2015 - 02:07
Hi. My drama club students are trying some improv and we are going to break up our little "performance" with some fun skits! Can my students use this? They love it! :)
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 05/05/2015 - 05:12
@Brandi Hulsey Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Charles (not verified) on Wed, 05/27/2015 - 10:42
Do you mind if I use this for a French project? Very funny!
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 05/28/2015 - 03:03
@Charles Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by GANESH CHINNI (not verified) on Fri, 05/29/2015 - 16:26
Can i use this for an audition and conversation for short film making
Submitted by Mari (not verified) on Sat, 05/30/2015 - 02:59
May I please use this for a school project?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 05/30/2015 - 03:22
@GANESH CHINNI Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 05/30/2015 - 03:23
@Mari Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by jdrowry14 on Tue, 06/30/2015 - 05:20
Hi I love this script ! May I use it for a short comedy film ?This is for my first short film . Thank you.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 07/01/2015 - 02:17
@Balle Kumar's Universe Please feel free to use any of the scripts.
Submitted by Domino on Sun, 07/12/2015 - 07:58
@Balle Kumar's Universe hey i love the script it is really funny and i was wondering if i could use your script for a youtube comedy sketch.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 07/13/2015 - 04:06
@Domino Yes please.
Submitted by Jemima (not verified) on Tue, 10/20/2015 - 23:47
Love this. Please may I use it for a monologue/duologue project we are doing at school?
Submitted by Fred (not verified) on Sun, 12/06/2015 - 09:18
Hey, I really like this script, this is really good and well written. I was wondering if I could use it for short film.
Submitted by asecretadmirer on Sat, 01/23/2016 - 04:44
May I use this script? It's a wonderful skit to act out virtually!
Submitted by Luwam (not verified) on Tue, 03/22/2016 - 15:21
Can I use this for a school wide and city wide competion? Thanks please respond ASAP or else I may have to choose a different skit.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 03/23/2016 - 01:52
All above can freely use the skit. Permission is granted by me.
Submitted by Luwam (not verified) on Wed, 03/23/2016 - 11:26
Would you mind if I used any of your skits for my presentations like said above?
Submitted by Luwam (not verified) on Thu, 03/24/2016 - 12:57
Please let me know! Your skits are really good! Nice!
Submitted by Luwam (not verified) on Thu, 03/24/2016 - 12:57
Please let me know! Your skits are really good! Nice!
Submitted by michaelyang1 on Sat, 04/16/2016 - 13:22
Can I use this for a school talent show? This skit is really funny and overall, it was amazing and i cried because i was laughing so much!
Submitted by Logan (not verified) on Fri, 04/22/2016 - 16:07
May I please use this for a YouTube script.
Submitted by Fred (not verified) on Sun, 04/24/2016 - 05:07
Hi Balle, Here is the short we shoot based on your script. https://vimeo.com/163882207 Thanks again. :-) F
Submitted by MAL0033 on Sun, 04/24/2016 - 14:20
I like this script and would like to make a short play in my school and post it on youtube. May I please? Thanks - Dhruv
Submitted by valio150@yahoo.ca on Thu, 04/28/2016 - 23:58
Hello, I like this script! Can I use this please?
Submitted by valio150@yahoo.ca on Fri, 04/29/2016 - 00:22
Can I use this script for my next TV comedy seires as guideline? Thanks
Submitted by aashivmidha on Tue, 08/09/2016 - 15:39
I can use this for youtube ?
Submitted by nkkhan099 on Thu, 08/18/2016 - 09:00
Sir, i want to use this script, its so humorous, can i use it???
Submitted by Nana (not verified) on Sun, 01/01/2017 - 06:29
I would love to do a video of this for fun skits with your permission... thank you.
Submitted by Robin on Tue, 03/28/2017 - 15:50
Hey do you Mind If I use This For A YouTube Video. I'll Give You Credit.
Submitted by Bisuga Oluwatomiwa on Wed, 05/31/2017 - 15:25
plix mssg me on bisugatomiwa5@gmail.com
Submitted by Harks on Thu, 07/20/2017 - 18:13
am i allowed to use it. i will even give credit.
Submitted by Dip Ghule on Sat, 09/02/2017 - 17:05
I tried to post a production here but this site doesn't allow me to. Hence Pasting link here : https://youtu.be/HfWRVuAnbS8 It's a great script, I loved it. I tried a video, please watch and give me a feedback.
Submitted by MrUnreliable on Sun, 10/01/2017 - 05:34
Sir, Can i use this on a sitcom activity in our school?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 10/01/2017 - 17:18
******************************************************************************************* TO EVERYONE: NO NEED TO TAKE PERMISSION. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO USE THE SCRIPT *******************************************************************************************
Submitted by Nadia Derradji on Thu, 11/23/2017 - 09:57
thank you sir.
Submitted by Aisya Rahma Yollanda on Sat, 06/20/2020 - 09:52
Thank u
Submitted by ashishs024_10194 on Tue, 02/27/2018 - 02:57
Hi Sir I want to use this script as an part of youtube short film. Please allow me sir.
Submitted by Smit Gajjar on Sun, 03/11/2018 - 13:48
Can i use only basic parts of this script please @bkuniverse??
Submitted by Nora K on Sat, 09/01/2018 - 11:32
Hi! Can I use this skit for a theatre production through my school? This is an awesome skit!!
Submitted by manahilazdee_10958 on Wed, 01/09/2019 - 07:06
Can I use this please?
Submitted by Maskhare Hum on Thu, 02/21/2019 - 07:48
Can we use it for Youtube video please it is hilarious
Submitted by anjakastowsky1_12580 on Tue, 03/31/2020 - 18:54
May I please use this for a demo reel? It's great
Submitted by Jamyt2000_12598 on Sun, 04/05/2020 - 16:16
Great comedic idea, I thought it was hilarious. I’m new to the sight and am looking for someone to critique my jokes, if you could take the time to check out “crazy people of the Appalachian” & “I had this job” would be much appreciated. You seem to be honed in on the comedy I respect. Thanks and best wishes. Jamyt2000@icloud.com, ......HARD WORK.. some people turn up thier noses, some people turn up thier sleeves & some people don’t turn up at all!,,
Submitted by Oluwafund545_12620 on Sat, 04/11/2020 - 17:10
Please am part of a comedy crew I want to ask for permission to act this please
Submitted by Aisya Rahma Yollanda on Sat, 06/20/2020 - 09:51
Hello, may I have permission to use your script for my examination? i would greatly appreciate it! Thank you

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