Superman's Wife

Superman's Wife

(2m)   by bkuniverse
 

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Superman: Hey! What?s up?

Wife: Don't talk to me!

Superman: What happened?

Wife: You call yourself superman and now I find that you are a scared of touching a rock

Superman: No I am not! I am not afraid of any rock!

Wife: Well, then what about Kryptonite?

Superman: Not tonight honey!

Wife: I am serious, what about Kryptonite, I got a box today with a note that YOU are afraid of this rock!

(Shows him the rock)

Superman: It is radioactive, you should not touch it

Wife: I can understand the difference between a rock and radio. Touch it!

Superman: No!

Wife: So the person is right, you are afraid of a rock and you call yourself Superman, I would call myself even a man if I were you!

Superman: See, it is like food allergy, some people are allergic to something, in the same way this Kryptonite is not good for me!

Wife: I am not telling you to eat it. Just hold it for a few minutes and I will post your photo on Facebook!

Superman: No! I can't! This is plot of my enemies, someone wants to kill me!

Wife: Shut up! You are not as famous as you think you are. You should be thankful that I decided to marry you! My friend told me that a guy who can embarrass himself by wearing his underwear outside will definitely embarrass his spouse too one day! Oh! My god, she was spot on!

Superman: No, look that's my costume; I am not superman without it

Wife: Even kids know that the underwear is worn inside! Who designed this costume for you?

Superman: Well! I am from a different planet!

Wife: I am sure no intelligent life form existed on that planet; otherwise they wouldn't dress up like this!

Superman: I am going to bed!

Wife: And I am going to Fred!

Superman: Your ex!

Wife: Yes, you are it right Pooper Man, at least he is not afraid of rocks!

Superman: Don't you get it that I will die if I handle it!

Wife: And I will kill you if you don't!

Superman: How?

Wife: You dare go to sleep and I will tie this to your leg!

Superman: No! I will die!

Wife: Oh stop it! I am not like taking this and hitting you or something!

Superman: Look, is there anything you can do to avoid this!

Wife: Yes, talk to my Mom everyday!

Superman: OK, give me the Kryptonite!

Wife: OK, I will make a video because people will think I manipulated the photo, hold it for like 10 minutes!

Superman: No.

Wife: Well so you now require Ginseng for holding this also!

Superman: That?s it! Give me!

(..Superman collapsed... And his wife claimed that the rock was poisoned˜...)

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Submitted by Charity (not verified) on Wed, 05/15/2013 - 14:30
can i use this for the talent show please
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 05/15/2013 - 15:16
@Charity You can use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Carroll18 on Sat, 07/20/2013 - 10:30
Can I use this for a video please
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 07/21/2013 - 03:39
@Carroll18, please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Amy (not verified) on Tue, 12/31/2013 - 06:38
Can I use this script for a sleepover?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 12/31/2013 - 08:54
@Amy You can use any of my scripts.
Submitted by Nicole (not verified) on Wed, 02/19/2014 - 00:52
May I use a few of your scripts in a class I facilitate for people learning English?
Submitted by Tanmay Verma on Fri, 10/27/2017 - 22:26
Hi @bkuniverse, I would love to use your scripts for my YouTube videos so do reply me back. (videocentral52@gmail.com)

2m Comedy Skits - Superman's Wife