Room for rent

Room for rent

(2m)   by bkuniverse
 

Comedy Skits   (35066 Views 11 Comments)

Renter: I am interested in your ad about a 2 bedroom condo.

House owner: You are interested in the ad or the condo.

Renter: Condo!

House owner: OK! Then bring thousand tomorrow and move in.

Renter: I want to have a look at it.

House owner: Why? It is a 2 bedroom condo, don't you trust me.

Renter: No I want to see it and find how is it?

House owner: You are not here to date a girl. How different can one condo be than other?

Renter: Listen, if you don't allow me to see then I won't rent it.

House owner: Do you promise that you will rent it if you see it?

Renter: If I like it then yes.

House owner: So what will make you like it?

Renter: It should be spacious!

House owner: It is not a soccer field, it is a condo! How spacious can it be?

Renter: Does the bedroom have window?

House owner: No we needed privacy, so we don't have a window in any of the rooms.

Renter: No, I am not interested in it.

House owner: I was joking. There are windows, of course! We have doors too.

Renter: And how big are the rooms?

House owner: The kitchen is smaller than the bedrooms and the bathroom is bigger than the kitchen.

Renter: OK! What about the living room?

House owner: We don't have zombies in our house. Every room is the living room!

Renter: I mean the main room!

 

House owner: Yes, we have it.

Renter: I mean how big it is?

House owner: It is so big that it touches all the bedrooms and even the kitchen.

Renter: Is it a safe neighborhood?

House owner: Call the cops and find out? Am I the only person on earth to answer all the questions!

Renter: You give me your opinion.

House owner: Its safe but I don't know whether you will be safe for our neighbors because of the type of questions you are asking!

Renter: What about the trash? Does it get picked up every day?

House owner: Yes, so just be careful while walking, or else they might pick you up!

Renter: Enough! I am not interested.

House owner: Good the house is already taken! And I am only interested in renting it out to woman.

Renter: Why?

House owner: Because they are generally less stupid!

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Submitted by Jose Martinez (not verified) on Fri, 07/26/2013 - 08:16
Hey Can i Use this Script For a Youtubr Video?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Fri, 07/26/2013 - 16:08
@Jose Martinez, yes please , you can use any of my scripts
Submitted by Christine (not verified) on Fri, 09/13/2013 - 08:23
Hey, can I use some of your scripts for our Choir Luncheon?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Fri, 09/13/2013 - 15:22
@Christine Please feel free to use any of my scripts. Thanks.
Submitted by Catt (not verified) on Thu, 11/07/2013 - 04:56
Could I knock this off for my class skit about the west United States?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 11/07/2013 - 06:10
@Catt Yes.
Submitted by YATHARTHA SALUJA (not verified) on Sat, 09/27/2014 - 03:42
can i use it for a youtube video sir?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 09/27/2014 - 15:32
@YATHARTHA SALUJA Yes.
Submitted by kmoore.rhs@cato... on Mon, 09/21/2015 - 02:22
May I use this script for my musical theater class that is putting on a variety show this fall?
Submitted by SMartin (not verified) on Sat, 10/24/2015 - 07:47
Could I use this skit as practice for my speech students?
Submitted by aashivmidha on Tue, 08/09/2016 - 21:37
You're genious

2m Comedy Skits - Room for rent