A roach couple is talking in the attic of a house ..
Male Roach: Good they have sent the kids to boarding school
Female Roach: Yes they are not careful. I am so afraid of sending our 200 baby roaches to play when those giants come up to the antic. Male Roach: Now the husband will come and spray that pesticide and we will act dead for some time. Female Roach: The floor is so clean that I don't like lying on my back on it. Male Roach: Think that we are taking a sunbath! Female Roach: The wife started shrieking when she saw me. Male Roach: I don't know why. You have such long legs. You are so beautiful! Female Roach: She keeps on staring on the mirror for hours. So I also went near to show her that I am the most beautiful in this house. You try maintaining a figure like mine after 200 children. Male Roach: You bet!! Female Roach: She likes her son Tom more than her daughter. I think she keeps on feeding Tom. One day Tom will burst and there would be food for all of us!! Male Roach: Yes he is fat kid. He eats a mountain of pudding everyday. Female Roach: Our Timmy tried to nibble a little. He became paranoid and tried to push Timmy away. Timmy then took all his brothers and cousins and surrounded Tom. Tom dropped the pudding and there was a feast. My Timmy is a born leader!! Male Roach: Peaceful coexistence is not something that humans know. Female Roach: They don't treat us with respect. We came much before them in this house. Male Roach: Yes the husband tries to show he is the man of the house. He lifted me and shoved me into his wife's face. I shouted at him that I am not in to other women. I kept on showing him the ring but he didn't listen. He didn't listen!! Female Roach: I will tell Uncle Roachafeller to swim in his tea. Male Roach: They will then run like the last family!! Ha Ha Ha!!