McDougals Drive Thru

McDougals Drive Thru

(5m)   by adwoa
 

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McDougal's Drive Thru
This requires a 3 to 4 persons
Ghetto black girl
A blonde anorexic chick
A very fat guy.
Blonde chick pulls over at drive thru.
Tisha: Welcome to McDougal's. I'm Tisha. May I take your order?
Blonde Chick: Um yea i want ---
Tisha: Hold on
*There's a long pause.*
Tisha: Okay?
Blonde Chick: I want the ---
Tisha: i wasn't talking to you. Dang. Hold on. How hungry are you? When i say hold on you hold on.
*Another awkward long pause*
Tisha: Okay? (pauses) Okay? (pauses) Are you there?
Blonde Chick: Yea
Tisha: So how come you didn't say nothing?
Blonde Chick: I thought ---
Tisha: Listen Miss Thing, we've got hungry customers behind so you can make up your mind.
*Blonde chick sighs*
Tisha: Nah ahh. Don't (sighs) at me. Now you ordering or not?
Blonde Chick: I want a BLT cheeseburger. Take the bacon off; take the tomato off. I want one thin sheet of lettuce and cut the burger in half. Oh, take one bun off.
*Long awkward pause.*
Blonde: Um...Hello?
Tisha: Anything else with your imaginary burger?
Blonde Chick: Excuse me?
Tisha: Nothing. Pull up to the front to get your order, mum.
*Blonde Chick pulls to the window. Tisha starts laughing*
Tisha: Why am I not surprised?
*Hands her the bag*
Tisha: Here you go Nicole Richie. Oh and i think you might have gotten to the wrong place. We sell fooooodddd here.
*Blonde Chick takes bag and looks into it*
Blonde Chick: Uumm...I don't think you checked but my bag is filled with tissues and a spoon
Tisha: You were lucky. The spoon was a gift.
Blonde Chick: Excuse me?
Tisha: Oh so you are getting sassy with me. don't even. I might have to take the spoon back
Blonde: Where's my food?
Tisha: What food?
Blonde Chick: The one i ordered...duh!!!
Tisha: you got exactly what you ordered; Nothing. Now move you anorexic ass along and let me tend to hungry people who want to eat.

The Fat guy part will be continued in my next script.....

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Submitted by Tammy Willoughby (not verified) on Fri, 10/28/2011 - 11:12
I loved it !!! how can i get the rest of the script..such clean comedy.....keep up the great lines.
Submitted by adwoa on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 14:50
Ill post it in a lil bit. I forgot 2 cum here...but I still write
Submitted by tiffany (not verified) on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 11:34
can you please post the part 2 to this? i'd like to perform it i ndrama with myself and 2 others.
Submitted by Tiffany (not verified) on Wed, 11/09/2011 - 11:54
as soon as possible please.
Submitted by adwoa on Sat, 11/12/2011 - 03:04
i added the fat guy one
Submitted by iamabird (not verified) on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 04:41
HEy this is hilarious! may i please use it and perform it for speech??
Submitted by Carla Davis on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 11:28
This is awesome! My daughter would love to use this! Where can we find the fat guy part? If we may use that too? Please!
Submitted by adwoa on Sun, 03/25/2012 - 16:38
thanks. U can use it if u want
Submitted by brandi huff (not verified) on Thu, 01/16/2014 - 02:04
Hi , I was wondering if I can perform this play in my theater class for a comic play

5m Comedy Skits - McDougals Drive Thru