Man: So if I drink this, I will be immortal! Guru: Yes, you will be!
Man: And this is free, I mean are you going to charge anything?
Guru: No charge, it?s absolutely free!
Man: How much do I have to drink? It doesn't look that good!
Guru: The entire bottle!
Man: What if I drink a bit?
Guru: Nothing will happen! You need to drink it all!
Man: What?s called?
Guru: Just drink it!
Man: I want to know the name first!
Guru: Look, I will just give it to someone else!
Man: No wait!
(He drinks it all)
Man: I feel nothing!
Guru: This will just not let you die of old age as long as you avoid alcohol
Man: Shit!! You didn't tell that before!
Guru: I forgot!
Man: You forgot to tell me that I can't drink alcohol!
Man: I will kill you!
Guru: I drink this daily ! You can't kill me!
Man: What will happen if I booze!
Guru: You will die that instant because of agonizing pain!
Man: Reverse it! It?s too big a prize for immortality!
Guru: That can't be done!
Man: You mean there is no antidote!
Man: I can get you all the funding, I work for medical research. They won't question me!
Guru: No, I don't have time!
Man: Look who is talking! An immortal doesn't have time!
Guru: Now go home!
Man: OK! Anything else!
Guru: Yes, please avoid oily food, spicy food, drugs, smoking and exercise an hour every day!
Man: What if I don't do it?
Guru: You will be dead in day! You absolutely need to be on the treadmill for 2 hours a day or else you are dead!
Man: Why didn't you tell me before?
Guru: You didn't ask! You were in such a hurry to cheat death!
Man: I hate you! Why did you do this to me?I will kill you!
Guru: No, you can't! Go home and relax! Be thankful that I have saved your life!
Man: I am your most obedient yoga student! Why did you do this to me?
Guru: You know it! Don't you!
Man: So Stella told you about me and her!
Guru: No I knew it when you became so good with all the postures!
Man: This is not the way to take revenge!
Guru: I have treated Stella's lovers like this for centuries!
Man: You mean even Stella is immortal!
Man: But wait, you both drink!
Guru: This one was specially prepared for you! We can maintain any kind of life style and still live!
Man: Why don't you punish your wife?
Guru: I have a forgiving nature!
Man: I am now going to have a even more torrid affair with your wife!
Guru: Oh! Yes! Forgot to add, any attempt to have an intimate relation can lead to instant death!