Girlfriend: I am pregnant!!
Boyfriend: Congrats!! When is the party?
Girlfriend: Are you not happy?
Boyfriend: Why should I be happy? You said you are pregnant and it's always about you. You could have said
"You are going to become a papa"
Girlfriend: Ok. Hello! You are going to become the papa!
Boyfriend: Are you sure?
Girlfriend: You!!
Boyfriend: You know I like to pull a fast one on you always.
Girlfriend(Touching her stomach): But this time I pulled a fast one on you.
Boyfriend: Ok!! But are you sure we can take care of IT.
Girlfriend: Why did you call it IT? It is not some dracula baby , it is my baby. Sorry our baby.
Boyfriend: Yes but as I don't know the gender thats how I have to refer IT
Girlfriend: You are not happy. Why is that so?
Boyfriend: The fact that you are 17 and I am turned 18 last month frightens the shit out of me.
Girlfriend: Relax , I won't go to the cops.
Boyfriend: I should have never trusted you. I asked you your drivers license.
Girlfriend: I showed you one.
Boyfriend: There is no state called "Greenland".
Girlfriend: You should have googled it then. Not my fault , I use it to get drinks.
Boyfriend: You used it to get pregnant.
Girlfriend: Okk will you marry me?
Boyfriend: No.
Girlfriend: I will go to cops and you will be in jail.
Boyfriend: Yes I will marry you.
Girlfriend: Good boy!!
Boyfriend: This is black mail.
Girlfriend: I call it love.
Boyfriend: Let's wait. We are taking a decision in hurry.
Girlfriend: No I thought about it. I knew I was pregant yesterday.
Boyfriend: What about me?
Girlfriend: You don't have a choice do you? So why do you want time to think?
Boyfriend: Please don't do this to me.
Girlfriend: Look what you did to me. So you don't love me?
Boyfriend: Not like that.
Girlfriend: Say the truth and I may spare you.
Boyfriend: Yes I don't love you.
Girlfriend: Get out of my house , leave it.
Boyfriend: Yes.
(Boyfriend packs the bags and leaves)
(Girlfriend immediately calls some one on the phone ..)
Girlfriend: Hello Chang, he left?
Chang: Really
Girlfriend: I told him I cheated on him with you and got pregnant
Chang: What , he will kill me?
Girlfriend: No , come home , he left on his own.
Chang: Wow so fast. What did you do?
Girlfriend: Powerfull communication.
Chang( Lustily): I also want to communicate something.
Girlfriend: Come my Kinky Panda. We will practice some MARITAL ARTS.
Chang: Yes!!
(After some months , the BOYFRIEND, see the GIRLFRIEND with a baby)
Boyfriend: Hi!! (Looks at the Baby with Chinese features) . He looks Chinese.
Girlfriend: Yes , look around everything is MADE IN CHINA .
