Girlfriend Series: Pregnant Girlfriend

Girlfriend Series: Pregnant Girlfriend

(5m)   by ballekumar
 

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Girlfriend: I am pregnant!!

Boyfriend: Congrats!! When is the party?

Girlfriend: Are you not happy?

Boyfriend: Why should I be happy? You said you are pregnant and it's always about you. You could have said

"You are going to become a papa"

Girlfriend: Ok. Hello! You are going to become the papa!

Boyfriend: Are you sure?

Girlfriend: You!!

Boyfriend: You know I like to pull a fast one on you always.

Girlfriend(Touching her stomach): But this time I pulled a fast one on you.

Boyfriend: Ok!! But are you sure we can take care of IT.

Girlfriend: Why did you call it IT? It is not some dracula baby , it is my baby. Sorry our baby.

Boyfriend: Yes but as I don't know the gender thats how I have to refer IT

Girlfriend: You are not happy. Why is that so?

Boyfriend: The fact that you are 17 and I am turned 18 last month frightens the shit out of me.

Girlfriend: Relax , I won't go to the cops.

Boyfriend: I should have never trusted you. I asked you your drivers license.

Girlfriend: I showed you one.

Boyfriend: There is no state called "Greenland".

Girlfriend: You should have googled it then. Not my fault , I use it to get drinks.

Boyfriend: You used it to get pregnant.

Girlfriend: Okk will you marry me?

Boyfriend: No.

Girlfriend: I will go to cops and you will be in jail.

Boyfriend: Yes I will marry you.

Girlfriend: Good boy!!

Boyfriend: This is black mail.

Girlfriend: I call it love.

Boyfriend: Let's wait. We are taking a decision in hurry.

Girlfriend: No I thought about it. I knew I was pregant yesterday.

Boyfriend: What about me?

Girlfriend: You don't have a choice do you? So why do you want time to think?

Boyfriend: Please don't do this to me.

Girlfriend: Look what you did to me. So you don't love me?

Boyfriend: Not like that.

Girlfriend: Say the truth and I may spare you.

Boyfriend: Yes I don't love you.

Girlfriend: Get out of my house , leave it.

Boyfriend: Yes.

(Boyfriend packs the bags and leaves)

(Girlfriend immediately calls some one on the phone ..)

Girlfriend: Hello Chang, he left?

Chang: Really

Girlfriend: I told him I cheated on him with you and got pregnant

Chang: What , he will kill me?

Girlfriend: No , come home , he left on his own.

Chang: Wow so fast. What did you do?

Girlfriend: Powerfull communication.

Chang( Lustily): I also want to communicate something.

Girlfriend: Come my Kinky Panda. We will practice some MARITAL ARTS.

Chang: Yes!!

(After some months , the BOYFRIEND, see the GIRLFRIEND with a baby)

Boyfriend: Hi!! (Looks at the Baby with Chinese features) . He looks Chinese.

Girlfriend: Yes , look around everything is MADE IN CHINA .

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Submitted by l' emorut (not verified) on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 20:56
hey balle,i just read your script and loved it.
Submitted by ballekumar on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 23:35
@l'emorut thanks for taking time to read the script and writing a comment of appreciation, which means a lot to me. thanks.
Submitted by Gurpriyaarora (not verified) on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 06:30
Nice hillarious
Submitted by ballekumar on Wed, 04/04/2012 - 07:51
@Gurpriyaarora Thanks for reading the script and for your encouraging comment.
Submitted by sai (not verified) on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 21:18
Good 1
Submitted by ballekumar on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 00:31
@sai Thanks a lot.

5m Comedy Skits - Girlfriend Series: Pregnant Girlfriend