Eve and Apple

Eve and Apple

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Serpent: Hi! There, you are sitting alone. Can I get you some nectar?

Eve: No. I am fine.

Serpent: Can I sit next to you? Can I get you some nectar? Bartendar, two nectars please.

Eve: Ha Ha Ha!! There is no one here. You are so funny. But, no. Adam has told you not to talk to you.

Serpent: So you are afraid of Adam!

Eve: No. I am not afraid of anyone. You can sit wherever you want, but I am
not going to talk to you.

Serpent: Ok. (Sigh). I thought you would be unprejudiced.

Eve: What do you mean? I am unprejudiced.

Serpent: Then why do you avoid talking to me. I need a chance to defend myself. And someone as beautiful,smart and just like you is someone I would turn to. Not to Adam.

Eve: Don't talk bad about Adam?

Serpent: Sorry. It is just that he always listens to God and does what God says. I see you alone , so many times, I feel bad for you.

Eve: Awww!! Don't feel bad. I am ok.It's just that ..

Serpent: What?

Eve: I need someone to talk too for a few hours and all Adam wants to is to gather fruits, gooseberries and talk to God.

Serpent: So sad!!

Eve: I cook, clean and look at these clothes. I made them.

Serpent: Wow!! You are so smart , so beautiful. I was so wrong about you. You are just and wise.

Eve: Thanks. I wish Adam also thinks like you.

Serpent: He would but not if you are so nice. Niceness doesn't always work, you see. You need to be naughty sometime ..

Eve: What?

Serpent: See I wanted pay God a surprise visit to FINISH some business and so I tried to climb from the window.I slipped I fell. I had a knife in my hand , they thought I wanted murder God. No I was just to cut a cake in all his glory.
I became the Fallen Angel. But I like my naughtiness.., I laugh when I see
the bewilderement on God's face when he sees me.

Eve: Sounds Cool. You are a cool guy!!

Serpent: You can be cool too. Just break the rules. Do the forbidden? Get respect become Adam's equal.

Eve: I am HIS equal. What do you mean?

Serpent:Well not , there are three people on this earth.Us and Adam. I am a snake my vote doesn't count, you can't vote for yourself and Adam calls you a 'Agony Aunt'.

Eve: No he doesn't. Better not.

Serpent: No I heard it with my ears. God was laughing at that too!!

Eve: Adam said that , I am not going to talk to him ever

Serpent: But that won't solve the problem, you need to do the forbidden.

Eve: I just know what to do? God and Adam told ME not to eat the apple.

Serpent:TOLD you, as if you are their slave.

Eve: I am going to eat it. Even the seeds.

Serpent: Well nothing wrong in having a bite.

Eve: Yes. I need to find it.

Serpent: It's here.

Eve: You are so sweet. A real gentelman. You know how to treat a lady.

(Eve takes a bite)

Eve: Wow!!

Serpent: Good. Good. Now make Adam eat it too.

Eve: Why?

Serpent: Then he won't scold you for eating it. And if there is any punishment even he has to share it as your buddy. Right. Isn't that fair?

Eve:Right.

(OK bye)

(Eve is all looking hot)

Adam: What happened?

Eve: Nothing

Adam: You look changed.

Eve: Open your month

Adam: What for?

Eve: Just open it and take a bite of what I give. Don't forget to close your eyes.

Adam: No.

Eve: We need to talk then.

Adam: Ok. Make me eat anything.

(Eats it)

Adam: What's this? I told you. God told you, not to eat it.

Eve: And I did. Am I not brave.

Adam: I am feeling something. I need to talk to God.

Eve: Look at me , look at my curves. What is there in the shapeless and formless thing.

Adam: I am having a strange feeling in my ...

( Lets not make a porn story out of our ancestors)

Some where in future..

Eve:You are not doing well. Its not the same like last night.

Adam: I need proteins. God!! Fuck!! where are the animals you promised. Somebody listening .. I am not sure where God is. Didn't see him since we ate that apple.

Eve(Lustily): You don't regret. Do you?

Adam (Smiling): Never. How did you think of it?

Eve: I am a genius.

Adam: You are. You are.

Eve: Let's talk now.

Adam: No!!

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