(5m)   by sree

Comedy Skits   (27906 Views 9 Comments)

CHARACTERS: (5-12 Either)˜
PROPS: A counter, desks, chairs, a toy gun (Note: Robber can use finger instead of a toy gun)˜
RUNNING TIME: 5 Minutes˜
A CLERK works behind a counter with his back to the audience. A ROBBER enters, walks up to the counter and˜
pulls out a gun. The ROBBER breathes as if about to say something, but stops and looks confused. The CLERK˜
turns around, startled.˜
ROBBER: Um, hello, I um... Hmmm. I... (thinks) Hmmm. I've... (pause) I've come for something. I just... Hmm.˜
CLERK: (scared) Is it money, sir?˜
ROBBER: Money? No, no my good man, this is a donut shop.˜
CLERK: You have a gun.˜
ROBBER: Yes. (pause) I have a gun. (thinks) Why am I brandishing this gun?˜
CLERK: Have you come to rob me sir?˜
ROBBER: Have I come to rob you? (pause) Yes.˜
CLERK: So you want money then.˜
ROBBER: (reflects) No, no I don't think I do.˜
CLERK: Donuts then?˜
ROBBER: Please, why would I brandish a gun if all I wanted was donuts?˜
CLERK: I don't know sir.˜
ROBBER: That's it! I need bullets. Bullets for this gun please.˜
CLERK: This is a donut shop sir.˜
ROBBER: Yes, I realize that young man and this is a robbery. Hand over the bullets!˜
CLERK: We don't have bullets. Look, there's a gun store three blocks down.˜
ROBBER: Look this is your last warning. Hand over the bullets and no one gets hurt.˜
CLERK: Well no one gets hurt anyway because obviously you don't have any bullets in that gun.˜
ROBBER: How do you know I'm not just low on bullets and am stocking up so I don't run out?˜
CLERK: I...˜
ROBBER: Give me all of your donuts!˜
CLERK: What?˜
ROBBER: You heard me.˜
CLERK: Okay now what are you going to do with all of these donuts?˜
ROBBER: What do you think I'm going to do with them? I'm going to eat them.˜
CLERK: You can't eat all of these at once.

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Submitted by gina (not verified) on Tue, 06/17/2014 - 14:34
Is there more of this script? I like it so far!
Submitted by Joe (not verified) on Tue, 10/06/2015 - 19:06
May I use your script for a school project it is very funny and clever
Submitted by Neelima Athalye on Fri, 08/16/2019 - 05:54
Can I get the full script?
Submitted by Keatyn (not verified) on Tue, 12/01/2015 - 09:52
May I use this for a short skit for school, i'm only presenting it to about 13 people and I really like this and think it would be perfect if yes, please respond quickly (No pressure) because it's due soon.
Submitted by Laurie (not verified) on Tue, 01/12/2016 - 11:31
This is a very funny clip. I would be interested in using this in my classroom in a reading group. Please let me know if you would be willing to share.
Submitted by Melanie (not verified) on Mon, 05/09/2016 - 22:44
My son's birthday is coming up (10) and he wants he and his friends to do a comedy skit for the parents. I'm having trouble finding something that can use around 11 kids and is silly and relatively appropriate. Hoping this is what I've been looking for. Thanks
Submitted by Alena Kvetková on Mon, 09/23/2019 - 11:37
I like your script very much. Would you be so kind to share the full one? I would like to use it for my school drama club competition. Thank you very much.
Submitted by Bumfli156 on Fri, 03/20/2020 - 07:46
Hello! I want to make a youtube video. COuld you share the full script?
Submitted by thomaswknetwork... on Sun, 02/20/2022 - 08:52
Hi can I use your script I will make a short video from it, its funny will go well thanks for your time