Devil and Woman's Soul

Devil and Woman's Soul

(3m)   by bkuniverse
 

Comedy Skits   (55908 Views 23 Comments)

Devil: Can I have your soul?

Woman: What a pick up line? I am impressed!

Devil: Can I have your soul?

Woman: Depends upon what you plan to do with it!

Devil: None of your concern.

Woman: So, if you have my soul, will I be alive!

Devil: You will be even happier than you are!

Woman: OK! So I will be rich..

Devil: You will rich and famous and you can sleep with anyone you like!

Woman: You give me all that just for my soul!

Devil: Yes!

Woman: That means I am special, what more can you give me?

Devil: What do you want?

Woman: Nothing! I was just testing your love for me!

Devil: So, can I have your soul?

Woman: Well I need to think about it! All men are after my body and you are after my soul. Why is that?

Devil: Your soul is beautiful

Woman: And I am not!

Devil: I mean, even you look great!

Woman: I am not convinced!

Devil: What will convince you!

Woman: You need to say that before my friends and only then I will be convinced!

Devil: But, only you can see me!

Woman: OK! I am going!

Devil: No, wait! I will do it!

Woman: Can you cook?

Devil: What has that to do with all this?

Woman: Just answer my question, Can you cook?

Devil: No!

Woman: Can we hire a maid?

Devil: We! I am not sure what are you talking about!

Woman: Come on! You know it! Don't you?

Devil: No, I don't.

Woman: You want to date me!

Devil: No, you are getting me wrong!

Woman: So, you are this devil, as you say you are? Look women literacy is a problem but not in this part of the world!

Devil: OK! I am going!

Woman: Why, you can't handle me right? I am too good for you! Leave!

Devil: Listen, this is enough! I don't have to ask you for your soul! I can just take it away!

Woman: Then take it, there is a hotel nearby!

Devil: Listen, I am the Satan.

Woman: OK! Then show me some tricks! Cook me a meal in hell fire! Come on!

Devil: Not here! Everybody is watching!

Woman: You think people are watching you when I am here! I am going! You are such a jerk!

Devil: I am going to kill you now!

Woman: Go ahead show me what you have got! I have got a black belt in Karate!

(Devil is about to hit her)

Woman: What kind of man are you? You are going to attack a woman!

Devil: Look, I don't want your soul. Let God have your soul. I will win without doing anything if God collects the soul of people like you. Bye!

Woman: First try to strike a conversation to get me in to the bed and when you fail to impress me , just blame it on me. All men are alike!

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Submitted by Good Work (not verified) on Tue, 08/20/2013 - 11:49
This skit is amazing, i think it is the best i've seen ever. that comment tho...... is just..... wierd
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 08/20/2013 - 14:54
@Good Work Thanks a lot.
Submitted by M. Touseef Waraich (not verified) on Sun, 02/23/2014 - 02:26
amazing skit .this type of funny skit has not played in our country .Can i use this skit
Submitted by Capri Bare (not verified) on Sun, 02/23/2014 - 06:35
I love the whole twist on the devil soul taker plot.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 02/23/2014 - 13:34
@M. Touseef Waraich Please feel free to use any of my skits.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 02/23/2014 - 13:35
@Capri Bare Thanks.
Submitted by carolann@carola... on Fri, 02/28/2014 - 06:45
May I use your hilarious skit for a local meeting this Sunday, March 2, 2014 It is a small group of approx. 20-30 people, meets in a church and it is not for any commercial purpose and there is no admission fee. Thank you, Loved your work!!!
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 03/01/2014 - 02:40
@Carol Ann Dixon yes please.
Submitted by Caleb (not verified) on Thu, 04/10/2014 - 17:05
I just wanted you to know that I will be doing this skit for my acting class for our final. Love it!!
Submitted by emma (not verified) on Tue, 06/10/2014 - 20:49
this skit is great wow!
Submitted by tony (not verified) on Tue, 07/22/2014 - 06:11
may i use this it's really cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 07/22/2014 - 14:03
@tony please feel free to use
Submitted by @getexb on Mon, 10/13/2014 - 08:20
This skit is awesome! Can I use it?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 10/13/2014 - 09:05
@@getexb please feel free to use any of my scripts
Submitted by Domino on Tue, 08/04/2015 - 07:18
Can i use this script for a youtube video
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 08/04/2015 - 13:57
@Domino Please feel free to use any of my skits. Thanks.
Submitted by margaretamalraj on Wed, 08/19/2015 - 12:20
Hi, How do I contact the author? I need to ask if i can use the idea and record it as a video and use it on my Youtube Channel... this script is by far my favorite and its hilarious as well... Please respond. If you decide to allow me to use it, do i have to give credits and how? Please let me know i'll be glad to do that :) Thanks :)
Submitted by Rhea (not verified) on Thu, 08/20/2015 - 15:21
This skit is cool! Can I use it for our acting in our class?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 08/25/2015 - 08:47
@mags Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 08/25/2015 - 08:48
@Rhea Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
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Submitted by Ihatenoah93 (not verified) on Mon, 01/11/2016 - 07:03
Hi I am a Satan worshiper and your monologue really spoke to me and my colt. Thank you for expressing the love and appreciation that can be shown through the comedic use of Satan. Now I personally think that I can speak to demons and that we have a relationship. Now I don't not think of myself as Satan but as one of his mear cousins. So thank you from my cousin to you.
Submitted by Jesusis#1 (not verified) on Mon, 01/11/2016 - 07:09
I love Jesus and his family and this is very offensive! Satan is a terrible being! May god bless your satanic soul and mind and purify you of your satanic feelings! May holy water be what you drink and may the power of Christ compel you! Amen

3m Comedy Skits - Devil and Woman's Soul