Delivery Guy Skit

Delivery Guy Skit

(2m)   by BradnColin

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A slick dressed MOBSTER stands at at the front door of a house, with a package in hand,˜ringing the doorbell. Slickly dressed MOBSTER #2 answers the˜door.

Mobster #2: Alright already. What's the hub bub, bub?

Mobster: UPS. Package for mister ah, Fendini.

Mobster #2: I aint expectin' no package.

Mobster: Well it seems to me your mistaken. I gots it. Right here.

Mobster #2: What's the idea here. You're not even in uniform. Your wearin' a suit.

Mobster: Nevermind that, I gots your package. Supposin' you shows a little gratitude?

Mobster #2: Supposin' you aint a delivery guy?

Mobster: I am delivery guy and I'm deliverin' your package. Supposin' you take it?

Mobster #2: Oh yeah? Where's your truck?

Mobster: Round the corner, now take your package.

Mobster#2: Well wait a minute, aint it standard procedure, to have me sign for the ting?

Mobster: Listen wise guy, I'm on a tight schedule and I don't need your shenanigans. Take your package.

Mobster #2: You're ah, you're clearly a hitman.

Mobster: I can't be a hitman, because I make an honest livin' deliverin' these here packages. Hows about you help a guy out, and take your package?

Mobster #2: It ah, seems more likely to me, personally, that you're a hitman, and this package will in some way ah, lead to my demise see?

Mobster: The ting is that can't be the case, because the united parcel service code, see, prohibits any delivery man from tampering with the packages.

Mobster #2: Yeah but supposin' you ignore said united parcel service code.

Mobster: Now you listen here, bub...

The package blows up.

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Submitted by Jacob (not verified) on Wed, 07/22/2015 - 07:45
Thought it was great. Do ya mind if we use it.
Submitted by BradnColin on Fri, 07/24/2015 - 10:54
If you'd like to use this, Email me at Thanks!
Submitted by John Doe (not verified) on Fri, 10/09/2015 - 07:42
I love your skit. It reminds me of my days back in the business of selling young Afgan girls to Adolf. Boy was he a good guy, too bad that he lost the war. Jokes on him they were all guys. But anyway this one guy wants me to sell him some nuclear warheads. Do you know where I can get some? - Sincerely ISIS
Submitted by Brad Elliot (not verified) on Fri, 10/09/2015 - 08:05
Xbox is better than ps4 stupid nerds
Submitted by Brad Elliot (not verified) on Fri, 10/09/2015 - 08:09
Religion is a lie designed to take your money and control you

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