(Unknown)   by RandomChiz07

Comedy Monologues   (38738 Views 4 Comments)

I have GOT to get Dylan to like me! I mean, I am pretty - right? (Beat) That's not funny! Zits are a huge problem! Look at your face! You have a zit right there (pointing at zits on face) and there and there and there and- (Beat) See! Zits are a problem - especially when you like a guy! Ugh! Stupid zits! Oh! Speaking of which, your zit looks like it needs to get popped. (Beat) Which one? (Beat) oh!!! I hate that one! It's been there for like three weeks now! I've tried to pop it when I could - and of course put medicine on it - and it hasn't gone away since then!!! (Beat) (Picks up phone) OHMYGOSH!!! I just got a text from Dylan!!! (beat) He said... "Keep it down - you're too loud. I can hear you from here." (Beat) Yeah... He is, like, oh... two buildings away... Whoops... I forgot... Haha.....

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The character's name is Cloe. The person she is talking to is Devin (a girl). They are best friends. Cloe likes Dylan. Dylan lives two houses away from hers. (This is an original monologue)

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Submitted by Julianna (not verified) on Mon, 03/19/2012 - 06:44
Would it be possible for me to use this monolugue in my Drama 200 University Course? We have to pick two contrasting monologues and I would love to perform this one.
Submitted by RandomChiz07 on Sun, 04/01/2012 - 14:20
Go ahead! Sure! Sorry i didnt reply, ive been busy with things!
Submitted by tyler (not verified) on Tue, 09/08/2015 - 13:39
may i use this monologue im my drama class it is very funny it would be very much appreciated thanks
Submitted by sabrinaoliveira... on Fri, 05/21/2021 - 18:45
Can I use it please?

Unknown Comedy Monologues - Zits