The Name Tag

The Name Tag

(1.5m)   by the.designer

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You know that rectangular thing on people?s chest, you see every time your in a hospital, fast food chain, restaurant or hotel.

The name tag. What does it do? Why did humans invented name tags.

For Identification? Definitely not!!!

You cannot even read the name, even when you?re talking face to face. You don?t even look at it.

Fast food crew put their nick name on it. And we recognize it, but we can?t say it.

?Hi Cookie, can you give me large fries.?

?Cookie. Can you also give me big mac,?

?And a large coke. Thank you Cookie.?

What is that! We don?t even talk like that.

We simply don?t call those people by their nick name on those transactions.

For credentials? Hell No!!!

We don?t go to restaurant and Say.

?I will not give my order to you because you don?t have a name tag.?

Or in hospital, during a surgical operation.

?Don?t ever put that tool in me, you don?t have a name tag.?

We don?t do things like that in real life.

Self-centredness, that?s why we invented it. To brag, to show the status and to show who?s the authority and give orders.

?Look I?m the manager here. Can you see this name tag.?

?I?m the stewardess you stay on your seat and keep calm.?

?I?m the doctor around here. And you are sick!?

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Submitted by Hillery Earl (not verified) on Wed, 06/24/2015 - 15:47
Brilliant monologue! It's the funniest one I've read so far!
Submitted by the.designer on Thu, 06/25/2015 - 20:05
Thank you very much... .. I really appreciate your comment... you can view more of my works on Still working on other materials and will share it soon.. Thanks again.
Submitted by Georgia (not verified) on Fri, 10/02/2015 - 02:28
I was just wondering if I could use this piece for a showcase?
Submitted by the.designer on Fri, 10/02/2015 - 07:31
Hi Georgia, What kind of showcase? Sure you can use it and other stuffs that I wrote. Just tell me about the results because, I'm on the process of documenting the results for the my humor study. Thanks Phil
Submitted by Alexa (not verified) on Sat, 10/24/2015 - 14:43
Hi I love the little part of this monologue and I was wondering if I may use it for an audition and if so can u send me the full one I would really love to read the whole thing. Please reply and thank you Alexa
Submitted by the.designer on Sun, 10/25/2015 - 13:38
Sure you can use it. Unfortunately, it is the full part of the monologue. You can visit my humor blog here for more. I'll be uploading some of my latest works here as well. Thanks,
Submitted by Justice (not verified) on Wed, 10/28/2015 - 04:24
Hey Mr. The Designer, I would like to know if I could use this monologue for a audition for my school. Thanks for taking the time to read this and keep up the good work!
Submitted by the.designer on Wed, 10/28/2015 - 14:07
Hi Justice, Go ahead use it on you monologue. If you can capture your audition that will be great. Maybe you can send it to me so that i can further improve my materials. Please visit : Mail: Thanks,
Submitted by Mmanzanares37 on Wed, 11/11/2015 - 10:42
Hello Designer!! So I'm going to audition for a program and they've asked me to do two different monologues. I enjoyed reading yours and was wondering if you would allow me yo use it as a script? Great piece by the way.
Submitted by the.designer on Sun, 11/15/2015 - 10:46
Hi Melissa , Sorry for the late replay.. Sure you can use it on your audition. Thanks,
Submitted by Teen (not verified) on Fri, 02/26/2016 - 20:37
May I use this for audition? Thanks!
Submitted by Paulina (not verified) on Thu, 01/05/2017 - 05:25
I really like your monologue and would like to use it for a 7th grade class theatre assignment. I'll be performing it for my class only and not my entire school.
Submitted by raiza.raieratie... on Tue, 01/09/2018 - 18:24
I love it ! Can I get the full script and use it for my individual presentation ? Thankyou .

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