Manbags

Manbags

(2.5m)   by restisaweapon
 

Comedy Monologues   (65204 Views 5 Comments)

Manbags

Guys can carry purses now.

Nothing new, back in the 80's we carried purses for a while.

But it flopped because, well, we called them purses.

I've wanted to carry a purse for years

Enviously watching you girls carry so much stuff around

While us guys have to fit everything we want to carry in our pockets.

But no more, I have my manbag.

We just needed some guy friendly terms to justify this new behaviour.

 Manbags, Satchels that’ll do.

So now, what to carry with all this storage space?

I’ve had a look in my wife's purse to see what she's carrying.

Cell phone, keys, yup. Perfume, make up, kleenex?..... Nahhhh.

A Guy’s bag should only contain manly stuff.

Open up a man bag and you should find a computer, remote control or maybe some tools.

*get bag to demonstrate*

And don’t start carrying one of these bags until you understand the ‘rules of use’.

For instance, you can't carry a manbag with the strap over the same shoulder the bag hangs from.

Uh uhhhh.

It must be over the opposite shoulder with the strap crossing your chest, ‘Man Style’.

You should think of your Man bag like a gun holster of the wild west days.

And the strap like that extra set of bullets crossing your chest.

*get second bag to demonstrate*

I'm gonna carry two bags so...

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depending on your age you may want to change Clint Eastwood to someone like Arnold Schwartzeneger (someone the audience recognizes as macho)

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Comments

   

Submitted by Danfox81 on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 19:36
Hilarious!!!!!
Submitted by Danfox81 on Thu, 04/28/2011 - 19:37
...Mostly because I'm a man bag owner.
Submitted by kevinpaularg@ya... on Wed, 07/18/2012 - 11:57
I want to be your friend. your great. i own plenty.
Submitted by zachc on Sun, 05/03/2015 - 14:34
Mr McDonald, your monologues are awesome please add me as friend sir.
Submitted by bi (not verified) on Mon, 10/19/2015 - 07:53
NOO

2.5m Comedy Monologues - Manbags