(3m)   by restisaweapon

Comedy Monologues   (60240 Views 6 Comments)



I think women's breasts have the attention of most men. Don't you? 

It's one of those Natural attractions.

I've researched the phenomenon exhaustively....

*shaking off a look at some woman*

And believe that it’s just natural for men to be looking at breasts.

Now I have the best of marriages with the most beautiful of women.  

And I have no reason to be looking!

But I am forever catching myself glancing at women's breasts. 

It doesn't matter who they are, my sister, my mother.   

I'll just be in a conversation and all of a sudden realize ......

Woe, I've just looked.   

It’s like breasts are trying to get my attention or something.

“Hey you! Yeah down here! Look at us!”

I think the reason is simple; breasts are sticking out on the body 

I mean imagine if men were built with permanent erections.

We’d look at men differently.

Our clothes would be different too;

Probably with some pleated crotch areas.

Some more pleated than others I imagine.

And I’m sure you’d try and be discrete.

But at some point your gaze would drop.

Just cuz, well, he’s ‘out there’

It's true though; parts of the body that stick out get more attention.

We all notice:  Breasts, Noses, Bulging groins and Large Bums.

And women notice this more than men do!

It’s true, why else would they constantly be asking us husbands...

"Honey, does my Butt look big in this?"

So with all these parts sticking out, it’s no surprise people are looking.

The trick for us guys is keeping it to a glance, stay alert, and avoid staring.

Recovering from a stare is tricky....


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Submitted by andy moser (not verified) on Tue, 09/27/2011 - 03:01
very funny man you've got a good point haha
Submitted by nonya (not verified) on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 03:52
Submitted by JorgeLRod23 on Mon, 03/05/2012 - 23:09
Hey Don McDonald, I find this script really interesting and extremely funny. If you won't mind, Can I use it for an Audition I have?
Submitted by shandygami (not verified) on Thu, 04/26/2012 - 17:36
I'm currently looking at scripts/monologues for an audition i have. and i find this one super interesting. it'd be great if I could use it. please let me know. I really like it. thanks dude! keep up the good work
Submitted by Don Mcdonald (not verified) on Fri, 04/27/2012 - 04:55
Sure I just reserve any professional applications for myself
Submitted by Shinar (not verified) on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 23:23
Is this monologue published?

3m Comedy Monologues - Breasts