Automatic Doors

Automatic Doors

(2m)   by Xonitra

Comedy Monologues   (63723 Views 7 Comments)

Know what really ticks me off? When the darn target 'ployees go off and don't tell ya' when their super-doors aren't workin' right! They just leave ya' hangin' there, lookin' like some failed magician! At one point, they tricked me into standin' there for five gosh darn hours, tryin' to open the one super-door! And for those who don't appreciate their kiddie-fantasies, they go right through there and get their heads ironed into a pancake! I am so darn tempted to go right to the super-door, post up a pickit sign sayin' "These doors aren't magic! Sue the darn target people for takin' away our magic!" I just wish they would learn and give us back our darn magic!

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You're supposed to act like a redneck believer in this one, FYI.

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2m Comedy Monologues - Automatic Doors