You Want To Boom Boom?

You Want To Boom Boom?

(1.5m)   by amaldutt
 

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Cab Driver: Jordan is a beautiful caantry. I show you my caantry

Me: Yes, I like what I see. Can we go to the dead sea?

Cab Driver: Jes Jes, I take you to dead sea. Do you know I have five wives?˜

Me: Five? wow, you must be an alcoholic

Cab Driver: No, I love all my wives; but it is very difficult you know. Speaking of wives, how many do you have my friend ?˜

Me: Me? Haha none, I am single.˜

Cab Driver: WHAT? you single? Then you must like to 'boom boom'! (makes obscene hand gestures)

Me:˜woah. No, I don't know what that is, and something tells me I don't want to know.

Cab Driver:˜come on my friend, I drive you to Lebanon now. You boom boom with Lebanese girl. Only 'hundred dollah'. I drive you back, you catch your flight.˜

Me: No, you?re much too kind my friend. I?ll pass.

Cab Driver: OH! I get it, you want to boom boom with boy? That is ok. Only fifty dollah; I take you. I get you good boom boom.˜

Me: WHAT? NO!.... NO BOOM BOOM HERE! Girl or Boy! And why the hell would it be fifty dollars for a boy? That's discrimination!

Cab Driver: I do not understand the last word you say. So, ummm.. you don't want?

Me:˜It doesn't matter. Just take me to the dead sea! NO BOOM BOOM HERE!

Cab Driver: Ok ok. I take you. Just relax. I tell you already I have five wives? I have twelve children also. I love them very much. I love boom boom.˜

Me:˜You don't say!

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Author's Message

This actually happened - I had a 7hr. layover in Jordan recently while traveling to Tel Aviv for a friend's wedding. I decided to hire a cab driver and decided to explore the country on my own. This is what transpired.

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Submitted by racquel (not verified) on Wed, 10/22/2014 - 03:41
It sucks
Submitted by amaldutt on Sun, 11/02/2014 - 02:18
Thanks for stopping by.
Submitted by Comedy's everywhere (not verified) on Wed, 11/19/2014 - 16:25
It was funny right direction you could have kept going added like him dying mother or grand mother and then him asking you don't like boom boom. Sorry it just lot of stuff ran threw my head on this sketch
Submitted by amaldutt on Tue, 01/27/2015 - 16:49
Haha, yeah I agree - guess one can definitely build up on it further. But this is literally verbatim how it went in real life. So I kind of wanted to keep it that way - which makes it really authentic, atleast for me :) Thanks for checking it out!
Submitted by Ahmed (not verified) on Fri, 04/24/2015 - 06:22
Well so funny tho :D check it out Amal ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk1hxzfm7FM
Submitted by buttacemcGuire (not verified) on Fri, 10/16/2015 - 01:44
BOOM BOOM

1.5m Comedy Skits - You Want To Boom Boom?