Wife Series: Suspicious Wife

Wife Series: Suspicious Wife

(5m)   by bkuniverse
 

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Wife: You are late today by exactly 45 minutes. Was there any traffic while you were coming?

Husband: Yes and no. Actually , our boss took us out for coffee.

Wife: After work?

Husband: To celebrate our project being a grand success

Wife: So who all were there?

Husband: Me , Robert and my boss Stella.

Wife: So even Robert was there.

Husband: Yessssss

Wife: Strange then it must have been some other guy who came to take the grass cutter just an hour back. He looked like Robert and said he is Robert. Aside from the fact that Robert has been our neighbor for a couple of years makes it more probable.

Husband: Ok! Sorry. My boss called me alone and I went.

Wife: Why did you lie?

Husband: It is just that me going alone with my female boss makes you mad. So I thought ..

Wife: Yes but when my husband lies to me I get more upset.

Husband: I am sorry.

Wife: Your apology can't change the fact that I am with a husband whom I can't trust.

Husband: Now come on you are taking it too far.

Wife: Just last week you told you will be fired if the project is not finished and today your boss takes you out for coffee for the project being a success.

Husband: I worked late hours on the project.

Wife: Or on that blonde.

Husband: Come on relax.

Wife: And that jewellery you kept near my pillow.

Husband: It was a gift for you.

Wife: Yes is it so. I like sapphire and you bought rubies. Rubies don't go well with my complexion and amazingly I had seen similar rubies being worn by your coworker.

Husband: So?

Wife: You bought for her and forgot it near my pillow.

Husband: Shit! Why would I get her exactly the same rubies that she already has?

Wife: Then whom did you buy it for?

Husband: For you dear.

Wife: Really. You could have written a greeting card and said something like " To the most beautiful woman on earth - my wife" Why didn't you do that?

Husband: Ohh I forgot.

Wife: So you forgot? But you are not a forgetful type.

Husband: Look I don't want to go on and on.

Wife: What about the email that your ex girlfriend sent you inviting you for her marriage.

Husband: I should have never given you the password for my email

Wife: Yes and I would have never found that you cheat on back.

Husband: Now what?

Wife: She sent it only to you.

Husband: I think it was a mass invite , she would have put every email address in BCC and so you didn't see anyone else.

Wife: May be you told her that your wife has the password and so she sent it in this way.

Husband: So what conclusion are you arriving at?

Wife: May be you both plan to get married and that marriage invitation is just a distraction for me.

Husband: Only you can think of such absurdities.

Wife: And only you can do such things. You have a such a loving wife like me who thinks of you every minute and you want to run away.

Husband: Enough I want to file for divorce.

Wife (Starts sobbing): Now you will leave me. My mom warned me against marrying you. You said you like women who take control.

Husband: Yes I said but have expanded the scope of the word "Bedroom" a little too far.Dear, stop crying. I won't leave you.

Wife: Really. Men are disloyal by nature and it is upto women to keep a tab on their activities. This has been our family tradition. My great great grandmother locked her husband on the topmost floor of a tower to keep other women away from her.

Husband: You are much better.

Wife: Yes and you want to leave me for your boss!!

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Submitted by stublick on Sun, 05/20/2012 - 06:20
I'd like to use Susp. Wife in a performance workshop. OK? Thanks Stuart Blickstein
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 05/20/2012 - 15:10
@Stuart Thanks. Please use it , just please give the credit of the script to "Balle Kumar's Univers".
Submitted by Sarah (not verified) on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 05:50
Could I please borrow the suspicious wife piece for my forensics, speech, and debate class?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:13
@Sarah Thanks. Please use it , just please give the credit of the script to "Balle Kumar's Universe".
Submitted by Courtney (not verified) on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 17:24
hi, I wanted to set up a notebook of scenes for my friend. She teaches a stage acting class. could I use your Sup. Wife skit? plz
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 06/16/2012 - 22:49
@Courtney Thanks. Please use it , just please give the credit of the script to "Balle Kumar's Universe".
Submitted by Sherry (not verified) on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 01:32
I would like to use your Suspicious Wife skit in my class when we study drama. I will give credit to Balle Kumar's Universe and cite the source using MLA format. Is that o.k.?
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 08/08/2012 - 03:29
@Sherry , thanks , please use it.
Submitted by FunnySkitsRocks (not verified) on Wed, 05/01/2013 - 20:05
Really nice one there Balle Kumar's Universe. My group at school is doing a short funny skits and other stuff. I like this one and the MAID skit story. Really wonderful! Can't wait to show it to my group, thanks Balle Kumar's Universe! :)
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 05/02/2013 - 11:18
@FunnySkitsRocks, Thanks.
Submitted by Sam Shan (not verified) on Thu, 05/30/2013 - 16:51
A great play. May I use it for a anniversary celebration? Thanks
Submitted by bkuniverse on Fri, 05/31/2013 - 11:18
@Sam Shan. You can use this and any of the scripts I have written. Thanks.
Submitted by jijigren on Thu, 10/17/2013 - 03:24
Can I use this script? I also interested by your other scripts as well. Thanks
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 10/17/2013 - 03:44
@Tarmizi You can use all my scripts.
Submitted by emilycheevs15 on Sun, 12/15/2013 - 10:04
This is the last one I'm going to comment on. I promise. This is the last script I would like to use for my school's reader's theater program. If you could respond to me on whether or not I'm permitted to use them or not would be great. Thanks!
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 12/16/2013 - 10:17
@Emily C You can use any of my scripts. Thanks.
Submitted by Leke (not verified) on Wed, 03/18/2015 - 19:49
Using your script in my perforemnace class. Thanks Balle!!
Submitted by Jithu (not verified) on Thu, 05/07/2015 - 17:07
Can I use this script? Im also interested by your other scripts as well. Thanks Ps:really interesting piece of works.:)
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 05/10/2015 - 07:15
@Jithu: Please feel free to use any of my scripts.

5m Comedy Skits - Wife Series: Suspicious Wife