Wife: You are late today by exactly 45 minutes. Was there any traffic while you were coming?
Husband: Yes and no. Actually , our boss took us out for coffee.
Wife: After work?
Husband: To celebrate our project being a grand success
Wife: So who all were there?
Husband: Me , Robert and my boss Stella.
Wife: So even Robert was there.
Wife: Strange then it must have been some other guy who came to take the grass cutter just an hour back. He looked like Robert and said he is Robert. Aside from the fact that Robert has been our neighbor for a couple of years makes it more probable.
Husband: Ok! Sorry. My boss called me alone and I went.
Wife: Why did you lie?
Husband: It is just that me going alone with my female boss makes you mad. So I thought ..
Wife: Yes but when my husband lies to me I get more upset.
Husband: I am sorry.
Wife: Your apology can't change the fact that I am with a husband whom I can't trust.
Husband: Now come on you are taking it too far.
Wife: Just last week you told you will be fired if the project is not finished and today your boss takes you out for coffee for the project being a success.
Husband: I worked late hours on the project.
Wife: Or on that blonde.
Husband: Come on relax.
Wife: And that jewellery you kept near my pillow.
Husband: It was a gift for you.
Wife: Yes is it so. I like sapphire and you bought rubies. Rubies don't go well with my complexion and amazingly I had seen similar rubies being worn by your coworker.
Wife: You bought for her and forgot it near my pillow.
Husband: Shit! Why would I get her exactly the same rubies that she already has?
Wife: Then whom did you buy it for?
Husband: For you dear.
Wife: Really. You could have written a greeting card and said something like " To the most beautiful woman on earth - my wife" Why didn't you do that?
Husband: Ohh I forgot.
Wife: So you forgot? But you are not a forgetful type.
Husband: Look I don't want to go on and on.
Wife: What about the email that your ex girlfriend sent you inviting you for her marriage.
Husband: I should have never given you the password for my email
Wife: Yes and I would have never found that you cheat on back.
Husband: Now what?
Wife: She sent it only to you.
Husband: I think it was a mass invite , she would have put every email address in BCC and so you didn't see anyone else.
Wife: May be you told her that your wife has the password and so she sent it in this way.
Husband: So what conclusion are you arriving at?
Wife: May be you both plan to get married and that marriage invitation is just a distraction for me.
Husband: Only you can think of such absurdities.
Wife: And only you can do such things. You have a such a loving wife like me who thinks of you every minute and you want to run away.
Husband: Enough I want to file for divorce.
Wife (Starts sobbing): Now you will leave me. My mom warned me against marrying you. You said you like women who take control.
Husband: Yes I said but have expanded the scope of the word "Bedroom" a little too far.Dear, stop crying. I won't leave you.
Wife: Really. Men are disloyal by nature and it is upto women to keep a tab on their activities. This has been our family tradition. My great great grandmother locked her husband on the topmost floor of a tower to keep other women away from her.
Husband: You are much better.
Wife: Yes and you want to leave me for your boss!!