Two friends are driving around a city, one is the driver and the other is the navigator, following the ridiculous, ever changing directions of a smartphone map.
Friend 2: ok go straight here, then a left, ok?
Friend 1: Right. take aleft.
Friend 2:No take a left.
Friend 1: that's what i said
Friend 2: no you said right. whatever! whatever the turn's coming up which is it?? (looks at the smartphone)
Friend 1: You said left!!
Friend 2: (scoffs) YEAH!, a left....RIGHT?!
Friend 1:NOOOO!!! I SAID LEEFFFFTT!! (cursing) we missed it! now we have to go around again!
Friend 2: oh shutup. stop complaining and just take four lefts.
Friend 1: oh. Right.
Friend 2: NO! aaah...well i guess that would work...ok.(sighs) for the sake of simplicity and safety, take the right turns. you won't need to cross traffic and eliminating left turns means we'll only be saying"right" and not asking-
Friend 1: ...and another left. Right, here it is
Friend 2 punches Friend 1 in the face.