The Painting Of The Mona Lisa

The Painting Of The Mona Lisa

(1.5m)   by captainmo
 

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Leonardo: Alright I am paying you to sit still for a few hours so I can make a painting that will be cherished for years and years.

Mona: Okay

(1 hour later)

Leonardo: Damn it you moved now I have to start all over again

Mona: I'm sorry it won't happen again

Leonardo: It better not...

(3 hours later)

Mona: Aaaaaah CHOOOO!

Leonardo: YOU Sneezed!!!! I have to start over again!

Mona: How could you screw up when I Sneeze?

Leonardo: It startled me and I made a slight mark. I need you to control your body and just sit still.

Mona: You didn't even say 'bless you'

Leonardo: And I'm not going to! Now sit still!

(2 hours later)

Leonardo: STOP BLINKING!!! It's screwing me up!

Mona: Sorry I have to blink!

Leonardo: Apology not accepted! Now we are going to start over and if you move another muscle you won't get paid.

(24 hours and 50 mistakes later)

Leonardo: You breathed! I can't believe you! You are the worst poser I have ever worked with!

Mona: Other people have put up with this?!

Leonardo: yes and they got paid a lot and you will get paid nothing! I will give you one more chance, We are going to start over. Beginning with the background

Mona: (sigh)

(12 hours later)

Leonardo: Finally my masterpiece is complete! I thank you so much!

Mona: Not a problem(Removes mask to reveal it's Leo's assistant Salai)

Leonardo: It was such a relief after the other chick kept screwing up.

Salai: Yeah, I wasn't sure how to smile so I just did a half one.

Leonardo: It was PERFECT!!! You know..... I might just make a naked Mona Lisa.....

Salai: Yeah............ Not posing for that.......

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It IS okay to put this script into a video, all you need to do is give proper credit to Morgan Fisher and Jay Gutierrez Also sorry if there are any mistakes in the script i usually write these late at night and don't proofread a lot.

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Submitted by Jack Lafferty (not verified) on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 02:15
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Submitted by captainmo on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 03:37
no i don't mind, I didn't think people would find this one was funny. If you want to use a different one go ahead. But have fun and good luck!
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Submitted by Jack Lafferty (not verified) on Sun, 12/11/2011 - 15:06
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Submitted by captainmo on Wed, 12/14/2011 - 06:36
Yes you may Ingrid, And yes i will write some comedy scripts for you. I'm sorry i couldn't respond earlier, my computer was on the fritz.
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1.5m Comedy Skits - The Painting Of The Mona Lisa