Mom1: My kid ate an apple and I shouted at him.
Mom2: Why?
Mom1: He snatched that apple from his classmate. Stealing is bad.
Mom2: So what?
Mom1: Before taking the apple he beat the poor boy a lot.
Mom2: Its okk sometimes it happens.
Mom1: It was his apple and he put it in the hands of the other boy first.
Mom2: Ok! Must be some fruit then.
Mom1: It was an imaginary apple that he kept in his friends hand.
Mom2: Imaginary apple!!
Mom1: Yes , I was cutting that apple and he stole it from me.
Mom2: You were cutting an imaginary apple.
Mom1: Yes, with an imaginary knife
Mom2: Why is that so?
Mom1: I can't hold a knife.
Mom2: Why can't you?
Mom1: My hands pass through the knife.
Mom2: What?
Mom1: Yes this is being happening since the day I died.
Mom2: What, you are not alive?
Mom1: No I am not , why does that surprise you?
Mom2: I am surprised that I can communicate with dead people.
Mom1: Of Course ! You can.
Mom2: Why?
Mom1: Because you died an hour ago
Mom2: Ohh No!!
Mom1: I am kidding silly
Mom2: Thank God
Mom1: You died 50 years ago
Mom2: No !!
Mom1: Yes you did , this shopping complex where you shop daily is named after you.
Mom2: That I am shopping daily proves that I am alive
Mom1: Women shop even when they are dead and shop more when they are dead, because now they have all the time in the world and don't have to pay for it.
Mom2: Am I really dead?
Mom1: Not really , it is like you are stuck in a limbo
Mom2: So what should I do to get out of limbo
Mom1: i don't know , I myself am in one
Mom2: So why did you tell me this?
Mom1: i guess i was jealous of being the ghost who shops and me being the ghost who nags
Mom2: So you now made me aware that I am a ghost
Mom1: Yes
Mom2: What next?
Mom1: I will leave now
Mom2: Your son!
Mom1: He is not my son
Mom2: Who is he?
Mom1: Who knows?
Mom2: Why did you shout at him?
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Mom1: My kid ate an apple and I shouted at him.
Mom2: Why?
.... loop continues ...
This mall has been closed because of some supernatural activity been reported for quite some time.
