That Guy

That Guy

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Cast:        Timmy:            Steve:             Rick:

*( Everyone walks on and starts talking)

Rick: Hey you guys wanna go see that new movie?

Timmy: Oh whats it called

Rick:  The Hangover 6

Timmy: Dude that sounds awesome! What’s it supposed to be about?

Rick:  A couple of dudes wake up, can’t remember the night before…but here’s the best part…they wake up in Madagascar!

Timmy: What?! That’s gonna be way different from the last 5!

Steve: That sounds Fo’ Shnitzel!

*(Timmy and Rick turn towards Rick)

Rick: woah woah woah, what did you just say?

Steve: you know.. Fo’ Shnitzel

Timmy: uuuuh, is that even English?

Steve: Yeah, F-O….Shnitzel...Urban Dictionary defines it as: Adjective, dats tight dawg

Timmy: Uh Steve, why do you always gotta be….

*(long pause)

Rick: That guy

Timmy: Yeah, that’s the perfect way to describe him

Steve: Wait what? Did you just call me THAT guy? Now Im confused, what does that even mean?

Rick: You know…your just that guy…that uugh

Timmy: Well Its really hard to say what it means but your definitely that guy

Steve: Well could you gimme some examples when ive been that guy?

Rick: Well uuh lemme think, ok remember last week when you….

*(Walk off stage: Stagehand yells “That guy who drops bombs”)

*(Steve and Rick walk out to center stage)

Rick: Have you seen Timmy around? I gotta tell him something important.

Steve: Oh what is it?

Rick: Ok, I may have…kinda accidently driven over Timmy’s dog a couple days ago.

Steve: You ran over Sonic!.....the Hedgedog, well is he dead?

Rick: Well he’s not moving…or breathing…and I kinda buried him in my backyard…so yeah

Steve: You Monster!

Rick: SHhhh he’s coming, remember I feel really bad and I wanna be the one to tell timmy

Steve: Nooo problem bra

Both rick and Steve : hey timmy

Timmy: Hey guys....so have either of you seen Sonic? I haven’t seen him for a couple of days, im kinda worried

Rick: *sighs* Listen Timmy, so the other day I was late for school and uh, it was raining outside and I was combing my hair cause you know I gotta look good, and I felt this bump…and….*sigh*

Steve: DUDE HE MURDERED YOUR DOG! *pointing at rick*

*Devastated look by Timmy* Are you guys serious?

Rick: yyeaah it was an accident

Timmy: You killed Sonic!....the Hedgedog! I’m so mad I could….aaaaagh!!!!!! *rips shirt and runs off stage crying*

Rick: I thought you said you wouldn’t say anything!

Steve: You were beating around the bush!

Rick: I can’t believe you! *storms off*

*Steve standing awkwardly and confused*

* Stage hand yells”That guy who is a sore loser”*

*Rick and Timmy are playing games*

Steve: God I love video games.

Timmy: yeah me too, especially when I’m beating, you like right now

Steve: It’s not over til the fat pigs fly!

Timmy: *Looks over* Whatever… woaah, Gretzsky with the puck! Dangle! Oh breakaway he shoots he scccooo…

Steve: *spikes controller and kicks wii*

Steve: God I hate video games!

Timmy: Do you hate them cause you lost?

Steve: What? The game wasn’t even over

Timmy: Ok we were playing golden goal and I definitely just scored…meaning I won

Steve: What are you talking about the game mysteriously shut off

Timmy: You kicked my wii! I paid a thousand dollars for that!

Steve: Well then you got cheated out of your money

Rick: Steve you totally lost, that goal was good

Steve: It couldn’t have been good because the game ended in a tie!

Timmy: You are such a sore loser! Gosh Im so sick of you! Uuugh! *Storms off and stops halfway and turns*

Timmy: You owe me a thousand dollars!

Steve: What’s his problem?

Rick: Dude cmon not cool

*”That guy whos always negative”*

Rick: Dude, Jenny’s having a FAT party tonight! It is going to be off-the-HOOK!

Timmy: Wait the Jenny that smells like a Butthole or rich Jenny?

Rick: Rich Jenny of course!

Timmy: The one with the mansion?!

Rick: Heck yeah, her parents said we could go CRA-ZAY!

*Tongue hand shake* *Notice Steve isn’t doing the handshake*

Rick: Dude why are you doing the hand shake? Aren’t you jacked for this?

Steve: *In a sad voice* Weeell, this morning… my mom gave me a long list of chores…I have to walk the cat, do the dishes, clean my room, vacuum the floors, take out the trash, water the plants, reshingle the roof, and do the taxes.

Timmy: Wow…that’s too bad

Steve: That’s not even the worst part. I’ve got to organize the shed open the blinds, wash the cat, do my homework, paint the lawn, mow the cat, learn karate, dust the knick-knacks, clean the litterbox…for the cat, refill the toilet water, and take the cat to its tuba lesson.

Rick: uuugh but at least you have the party to forward to.

Steve: Sounds lame…

Rick: How’s it gonna be lame?! She has a chocolate fountain, 2 trampolines, a pool in her trampoline, and a bumping sound system! Its gonna be just awesome!

Steve: Well, the musics gonna suck, itll be too loud, ill get a headache, I won’t wanna talk to the beautiful women who are gonna be lined up to talk to me, I wont wanna dance, see its just gonna be totally lame…everything’s lame

Timmy: Wow I was really excited but now…I just don’t know

Rick: You are such a bummer Steve!

*Timmy and Rick walk away, Steve stands sadly alone* Scene Ends

stagehand yells That guy who takes things too far…uugh I hate that guy!

Rick: Uggh I can’t believe Gary cheated on that test. Now we all have to retake it.

Timmy: What was Gary thinking?

Rick: God that so frustrating

Timmy: Hes so dumb

Steve: LET’S KILL HIMMMM!

Timmy: WOOOAh toooo far dude

Steve: I was just kiiiiddding!

Rick: Then why’d you say it?

Steve: I was trying to be funny…I don’t know

Timmy: Never say that, you always say weird crap like that, Quit taking things too far

Steve: Dude I was KIIDDDING, get off my back

Rick: Steve, you really have some problems you need to work out

*Rick and Timmy both leave Steve on stage*

*Back to present*

Rick: So do you get it now? How you are that guy

Steve: (Steves texting) Sorry what? (puts phone away)

Timmy: Were you texting the whole time we were explaining that?

Steve: No dude I was listening

Timmy: OK what were we talking about?

Steve: Sonic the hedgedog? And mowing the cat, and tuba lessons if I remember right

Rick: I can’t believe you….You truly are the definition of THAT GUY

Timmy: You frustrate me so much, Steve. You just, just Ahhhhh *shirt rip with rick too

*Steve rips shirt just to fit in

*Everyone walks off and Rick comes back*

Murphy: Hello, Im Alex Murphy, we just saw a comedic performance portraying that guy, but it is truly not a laughing matter. We all have a “Steve” in our lives and we all know that guy. The morale of the story don’t be that guy, Don’t be Steve.

* Guy in audience stands up*

HEY, MY NAMES STEVE!

Murphy: Somebody get him outa here!

*Guy gets dragged out by security*

Murphy: Ahem—thank you and enjoy the rest of the show.

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Submitted by hyperwave (not verified) on Tue, 05/22/2012 - 12:54
what is your real name Kino i need it for my class because im doing this skit in class
Submitted by Ann-Marie Pasko (not verified) on Wed, 06/06/2012 - 00:50
We would like to use this for Media Camp for teens at Cable Access Channel 14 in West Allis, WI
Submitted by Ryan (not verified) on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 02:38
Would you mind if I used this to make a YouTube video? I'll probably tweak it a little, just add some stuff, change a few lines etc.
Submitted by gitiluyhlkv (not verified) on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 13:30
That stunk. Not funny at all. Not clever or even at all legit. Sorry, hated it. :)
Submitted by Matthew Kinowski (not verified) on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 14:16
Hey Ryan, thats totally cool if you wanna use this to make a youtube video, just could you send me a link to it when its done???
Submitted by Allie (not verified) on Sat, 09/08/2012 - 10:43
Hey! This is really awesome! Would you mind if I used it for my drama class's Short Circuit? Its a night where we do a bunch of skits and stuff. And I would lve to direct this!! Please let me know!
Submitted by colton (not verified) on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 09:28
uh .......kinda funny but way to long though this guy can do way better plus sonic is a dog not a hedgehog
Submitted by elleanore (not verified) on Mon, 06/03/2013 - 13:06
that is funny
Submitted by lol fish 7 (not verified) on Sun, 06/23/2013 - 21:03
LOL
Submitted by KSI (not verified) on Sun, 06/23/2013 - 21:06
Tis is cool braski do dog poopa scoopa yeah buddie famalalamal KSIolajidebt!
Submitted by shortydoo (not verified) on Fri, 08/16/2013 - 12:13
it was whatever. make it shorter its a skit not a play.
Submitted by fireclaw on Sat, 07/12/2014 - 14:28
kino can i use ur script for that guy
Submitted by Matt (not verified) on Thu, 05/07/2015 - 05:13
I love it.
Submitted by Kino (not verified) on Fri, 05/08/2015 - 20:32
Hey shortydoo, its Kino, sorry you didn't like the script man, bummer! But I do have to point out the this is located in comedy skits, not plays
Submitted by pravesh (not verified) on Wed, 06/24/2015 - 00:43
cool i like it
Submitted by GamerGirl424 (not verified) on Sun, 04/10/2016 - 13:35
Kino, just by reading it, it's way longer than 5 minutes. Please, could you make a version that's shorter? Me and my friends were going to do it for a talent show, but we can't do it because it's too long.
Submitted by Jordan (not verified) on Tue, 05/03/2016 - 13:05
Hey, I would like to use this script but i feel like im a bit to late for a response from on author Kino. I'm using it for a drama play. Also I quite liked the script. If anyone thinks its to long you can get rid of some of the flashbacks like the Sore Loser section which will make it much shorter (like I did) thanks.

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