suicide bomber song

suicide bomber song

(1.5m)   by gritt brewer

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listen up people, you could say I'm elated

I'm a chosen one, seems that I've graduated

got the green light, gonna be activated

I'm the next one to be detonated


for I'm gonna be a suicide bomber, light up the night sky

and do it with some aplomb sir, and kiss my arse goodbye


look my best, put on the vest

press the trigger and try not to wince

my soul will fly high to the sky

down below it will be raining mince


maybe on the telly, they'll show my historic feat

I'll be plastered all over the news, buildings cars and streets

It'll be my ticket to paradise for a enjoyable stint

surrounded by loads of virgins all tight as polo mints

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this would be a good old time song and dance number

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1.5m Comedy Skits - suicide bomber song