Step Mom

Step Mom

(2m)   by bkuniverse
 

Comedy Skits   (24127 Views 5 Comments)

Step Mother: Step Son, wear your sweater while going out!

Robert: Wow! You really care for me!

Step Mother: No I thought it would be easier to recognize you when you put it. You have a face far too ordinary for me to remember or even care to remember.

Robert: Why do you hate me?

Step Mother: I don't hate you; I just love you as much as you deserve to be loved.

Robert: Why don't you call me by my name?

Step Mother: You are stupid! If I can't remember your face obviously I can't remember your name too.

Robert: I hate you!

Step Mother: You hate me! For you being disgusting! That says something about your personality!

Robert: I don't want to talk with you!

Step Mother: Good. You look a bit intelligent when you are silent!

Robert: Enough!

Step Mother: Of what? The TRUTH! You don't even have a personality disorder because you don't have a personality to begin with!

Robert: My dad made a mistake marrying you!

Step Mother: See, you are a real bad son; you are accusing your father behind his back!

Robert: Just leave me alone!

Step Mother: Like your girlfriend and now look she has two boyfriends for company.

Robert: Don't talk about her! I am going mad!

Step Mother: I think she was mad that she was hanging out with you! Women might take time to realize their folly but once they do they act on it immediately, and in this case she realized her mistake on your birthday!

Robert: Why are you doing this to me?

Step Mother: You should have asked her that but you were too busy crying.

Robert: Stop!

Step Mother: Don't you talk with me in a commanding voice!

Robert: What will you do, if I did?

Step Mother: I will tell your father that you don't exactly look at my face while talking to me!

Robert: Bitch!! (Goes to hit his step mother)

---------------After some time------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Cop: So why did you exactly hit the flower vase on his head!

Step Mother: I always had a suspicion that he is not exactly looking at my face while talking to me!!

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Submitted by bhavana (not verified) on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 15:22
wow i like this story
Submitted by Amy (not verified) on Wed, 05/01/2013 - 04:42
o.e mean mom helairos this is gonna be in my you tube vid
Submitted by bkuniverse on Wed, 05/01/2013 - 10:44
@Amy, thanks, please use it.
Submitted by Shelby (not verified) on Tue, 06/25/2013 - 14:52
Love it! Me and my step sister are gonna use it in youtube! I'll make sure to leave a link in the BIO of it!
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 06/25/2013 - 15:20
@Shelby. Sure. Thanks.

2m Comedy Skits - Step Mom