Neighbor1: What is the name of your dog?
Neighbor2: Dog
Neighbor1: No, he must have some name!
Neighbor2: Yes, we call him dog.
Neighbor1: That’s the type of animal. He must have some name right!
Neighbor2: I am not his father to name him! His name is dog!
Neighbor1: So, how did it get to own this dog!
Neighbor2: I don't own this dog just like I own my wife and kids, he just follows me!
Neighbor1: Yes and since when this dog started following you!
Neighbor2: I am not sure since when this dog started following me, I can tell you since when I started noticing that he is following me!
Neighbor1: OK! Tell me that!
Neighbor2: But why is that important?
Neighbor1: No its not! Just that don't you think the dog should have a name just like all of us?
Neighbor2: I am not sure either why names are required for us!
Neighbor1: Then how can we identify each other!
Neighbor2: Finger Prints!
Neighbor1: So, how do I call you when you don't have a name!
Neighbor2: The finger print should be mapped to some unique number and then you call that number.
Neighbor1: So the numbers would run to multiple digits and calling would be difficult, names are shorter!
Neighbor2: Well you can always convert the decimal number to a hexadecimal number or something and then you will have shorter number and you can call the people that you interact with like that
Neighbor1: But I won't be able to be intimate with someone having a number!
Neighbor2: Yes, if a drop dead gorgeous girl wants to go on a date and her name is 69, wouldn't you go!
Neighbor1: Yes, I would! But then why doesn't the dog have a number.
Neighbor2: Who said he hasn't. He is One!
Neighbor1: Hello One!
(Dog Barks!)
Neighbor1: So what does One like to do?
Neighbor2: One likes Math!
Neighbor1: So can he, like do anything with it!
Neighbor2: Yes, he teaches multiplication to bitches!
Neighbor1: No!
Neighbor2: You should look at the number of puppies he has!
Neighbor1: What else he can do?
Neighbor2: He understands that shortest distance between two points is a line.
Neighbor1: Wow! How do you know that?
Neighbor2: He just goes straight and humps the bitch. He doesn't circle around like other dogs!
Neighbor1: Smart dog!
Neighbor2: And you know that when my wife accused me of chatting, he started barking loudly!
Neighbor1: Why?
Neighbor2: He does that because he won't accept anything without proof. Theory is no good for him!
Neighbor1: Wow, so what do you do for living?
Neighbor2: Breathe!
Neighbor1: I mean what’s your occupation!
Neighbor2: I am a Math Professor!
Neighbor1: Nice to meet you, lets catch up sometime!
Neighbor2: No!
