(Two passengers are shipwrecked and are in one small row boat)
Passenger1: I knew that this ship is leaking.
Passenger2: I thought it?s my bathroom but then I opened the door, a wave came in.
Passenger1: I am dieting and I so didn't eat anything last night and then when I checked my weight it was a pound more.
Passenger2: So the ship must have sunk a bit, bringing us near the center of gravity and so your weight must have increased.
Passenger1: Yes, I was about to say that too! So what's there in the box?
Passenger2: Just some gold!
Passenger1: Show me!
Passenger2: Have you never seen Gold before?
Passenger1: I have never seen someone eating gold!
Passenger2: Gold is not edible.
Passenger1: Yes but I saw you putting your hand inside the box and then you chewed on something!
Passenger2: Yes, whenever I am nervous I chew on my wife's jewelry!
Passenger1: Then where is your wife!
Passenger2: In America!
Passenger1: So you are on honeymoon, all by yourself without your wife!
Passenger2: Yes. I like spending time alone, sometimes.
Passenger1: I want to store something in the box. It might become wet!
Passenger2: Give it to me and I will store it.
Passenger1: It?s a secret! Give me the box and I will store it myself!
Passenger2: No, my wife doesn't like anybody looking at her jewels
Passenger1: That?s a strange woman! She doesn't like anyone looking at her jewels!
Passenger2: Yes, when she isn't wearing it! And today want to look at her jewels and tomorrow you might ask for the clothes she wears! You are a perv!
Passenger1: OK! I promise you, I won't open the box! Just hand it over to me, you might be tired of carrying it!
Passenger2: No I am not!
Passenger1: You have food inside it! Right!
Passenger1: Liar! You were drowning and I saved you!
Passenger2: You saw the box and when you pulled it in, I was below the box and I jumped in.
Passenger1: But I saved your life!
Passsenger2: Thank you!
Passenger1: I have not eaten anything since the ship sank!
Passenger2: You should fish then!
Passenger1: There are sharks in this water!
Passenger2: Well then when you trap a shark you can share with me too!
Passenger1: I know you have food inside the box. Give it to me now!
Passenger2: No. Over my dead body!
Passenger1: Then so be it!
(When the rescue found the boat, it saw two dead people and box full of biscuits)