Robert: I have a sexually transmitted disease!
Dracula: Oh! All those films that you see! I am old fashioned and I just want your blood!
Robert: But these diseases get transmitted through blood!
Dracula: Jesus! I am already dead!
Robert: But still you should take care of your health!
Robert: Who is there for you in the old age?
Dracula: I don't need anyone!
Robert: Yes, everyone does! Have you heard of Match.com!
Dracula: What’s that?
Robert: It's a dating site and I work for it!
Dracula: I don't want to go on a date!
Robert: Why not?
Dracula: I get all the blood I want by organizing blood donation camps; I don't need dates to get blood.
Robert: So why don't you go there today also!
Dracula: No I ran out of stock and I am hungry!
Robert: Listen, you leave me and I will create a profile for you on Match.com
Dracula: No I don't need it. Now get ready to die!
Robert: Listen; there would big fat women for you!
Dracula: You are kidding me right! Women maintain so much, they go to gyms nowadays!
Robert: No, you just put your profile and any big fat woman will go with you on for a date!
Robert: And no one cares whether she returns home or not!
Robert: Because they make other people's life miserable by telling about their misery!
Dracula: You seem to have got all the experience! I have lost touch with the world since I bit the postman and paper delivery boy!
Robert: So let me take a snap!
Dracula: You can't take my snap. I don't come in snaps!
Robert: Oh! That’s how I missed you in all the photos!
Dracula (smiling): Yes!
Robert: No problem I will bring a sketch artist and he will draw a sketch. That will make you more mysterious and many more women would want to date you!
Robert: So let me go!
Dracula: Ok! I need a substitute!
Robert: OK, let me call Wendy McDonald!
Dracula: Who is that?
Robert: That corpulent woman who works in Burger King!
Dracula: Ohh! Yeah!
Robert: It’s her birthday today! I will tell her that there is a surprise!
Dracula: You are so funny!
Robert: We call it dark humor!
Dracula: Isn't that racist!
Robert (winking): Let’s ask Wendy! I told her that I need more fries and she refused! No one refuses Robert!
Dracula: Robert, you are doing so much for me! Lets be friends!