Boy: My wife always complains to me about how I asked her to marry me in a Walmart, but truthfully I think it was perfect timing.
Boy: Will you marry me?
Girl: Are you proposing me?
Boy: No, it is just a question. I am not proposing anything. Why would I propose anything it would just get turned down . Remember that time I proposed moving the TV across from the toilet, you turned that down..,the Saturday night movie proposal .. you turned it down too..
Girl: No, I am not going to marry you.
Boy: May I ask the reason?
Girl: You are not romantic.
Boy: Well I can't think of romance if you don't say yes.
Girl: See, that is what I meant. All you can think of is yourself..
Boy: Yes , I know, but that's why I'm on my knee, I could be wrong. Maybe I saw a penny on the ground. Oh there it is
Girl(Giggling): That's the most money you have. But no, you should go live alone with your mother. Why do you need me? Tell me.
Boy: I never said I did. But you don't need me that is obvious.
Girl: No that is not true you are just not romanic, like at all.
Boy: What about that time I gave you a fish for your birthday.
Girl: You mean the one that was dead when you bought it.
Boy: It was still alive till you flushed it down the toilet. And I was trying to be romantic.
Girl: That's is nowhere close to romantic that is murder. If you are so romantic then show me.
Boy:How? You tell me and I will act accordingly.
Girl:That is not romantic.
Boy:Then what is romantic?
Girl:You need to figure that out yourself.
Boy:Will you marry me then?
Girl: What has happened to you? Why are you talking of this right now in WALMART?
Boy:Well the other day you told me I am not spontaneous. That I actually plan things and execute them. So I thought the minute I think of marrying you I will pop you that question wherever I am instead of taking you out for candle light dinner and then asking you the same question.
Girl: So YOU are PROPOSING me?
Boy: No it is just a question. You don't have to answer it. I don't want you to turn it down or have a discussion about it like like you do on all my proposals.
Girl: Honey!! this is a different type of proposal. This is a romantic proposal.
Boy: Not in a MAN's world.
Girl:Just admit you are proposing me and I might say YES.
Boy: Okk!! I am proposing to you only because you said so.
Girl: Damn!! Why did you say the last part? No I am not going to marry you. I would be happy to be your widow without marrying you.
Boy: That is not possible. You can't be my widow without marrying me unless it is some immigration scam.
Girl: You know you also LACK the sense of humor.
Boy: And you lack a husband right now
Girl: What? I am going.
Boy: Wait but we came in my car? You can't walk all the way
Girl: Who is going to walk? (Turns to a guy). Would you drop me home for two dollars and a kiss on the cheek
Another man: Sure thing!! It is like winning a jackpot without buying the lottery ticket.
Boy: Wait!! (Bends on his knees). Will you marry me? I can't live without you.
Girl: Of Course!! Honey!! I will.You are proposing me, right?
Boy: I'm pretty sure.
Girl: I hope I didn't make you feel insecure.
Boy: No. not at all I just felt like I was being interrogated.
Girl: Well that's your fault.
Boy: No it isn't it is yours because you hate me.
Girl: Hold up a second why would I marry you if I hate you.
Boy: That for you to figure out.
Girl: Oh and by the way my family doesn't like you, but that is beside the point so lets go.
Another man: So do I still get the kiss