Proposal

Proposal

(4m)   by bkuniverse
 

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Boy: Will you marry me?

Girl: Are you proposing me?

Boy: No, it is just a question. I am not proposing anything. You always turn down my proposals.That day I wanted to buy that TV and you turned that proposal down ..,the saturday night movie proposal .. you turned it down too..

Girl: No, I am not going to marry you.

Boy: May I ask the reason?

Girl: You are not romantic.

Boy:Well I can't think of romance with our clothes on.

Girl: See, that is what I meant. All you can think of is going to bed..

Boy: Yes , I am an early RISER so I need to go to bed early.

Girl(Giggling): I like your innuendos. But no, you should go alone or go with your old mama. Why do you need me? Tell me.

Boy: So you don't need me.

Girl: No I mean. I need romance.

Boy:Yes me too.

Girl:Then be romantic!!

Boy:How? You tell me and I will act accordingly.

Girl:That is not romantic.

Boy:Then what is romantic?

Girl:You need to figure that out yourself.

Boy:Will you marry me then?

Girl: What has happened to you? Why are you talking of this right now in WALMART?

Boy:Well the other day you told me I am not spontaneous. That I actually plan things and execute them. So I thought the minute I think of marrying you I will pop you that question wherever I am instead of taking you out for candle light dinner and then asking you the same question.

Girl: So YOU are PROPOSING me?

Boy: No it is just a question. You don't have to answer it. I don't want you to turn it down or have a discussion about it like like you do on all my proposals.

Girl: Honey!! this is a different type of proposal. This is a romantic proposal.

Boy: Not in a MAN's world.

Girl:Just admit you are proposing me and I might say YES.

Boy: Okk!! I am proposing you only because you said so.

Girl: Shit!! Why did you say the last part? No I am not going to marry you. I would be happy to be your widow without marrying you.

Boy: That is not possible. You can't be my widow without marrying me unless it is some immigration scam.

Girl: You know you also LACK the sense of humor.

Boy: And you LACTATE!!

Girl: What? I am going.

Boy: Wait but we came in my car? You can't walk all the way

Girl: Who is going to walk? (Turns to a guy). Would you drop me home for a French Kiss followed by a hot bath and then I will be your slave forever?

Another man: Sure thing!! It is like winning a jackpot without buying the lottery ticket.

Boy: Wait!! (Bends on his knees). Will you marry me? I can't live without you.

Girl: Of Course!! Honey!! I will.You are proposing me, right?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: I hope I didn't make you feel insecure.

Boy: No. I just felt like I will lose you forever.

Girl: Liar!

Boy: Yes but a liar who lies to keep you with him forever.

Girl: How romantic!

(They both kiss each other .. yes in WALMART)

 

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Submitted by . Llerena (not verified) on Fri, 12/04/2015 - 09:53
Fun skit. Would love to perform for small play readers group. Would that be OK?
Submitted by garcia5623 on Wed, 03/16/2016 - 08:49
May I use one of your skits?

4m Comedy Skits - Proposal