Extra little Kids
Alison: OMG! I HATE school! All it is is a daycare where ugly little kids without phones sit around and suck on crayons!
Hannah: IKR! I hate it. Instead of being able to have ice-cream we have stupid dinosaur cookies and I HATE those!
(plucks one off of little kid's plate next to her and jumps on it)
Kid: Hey! That was my cookie!
Hannah: To bad kid.
(kid starts to cry) (Teacher walks up)
Teacher: Hannah did you take Johnny's cookie?
Hannah: Yeah and then he went and cried like the little baby he is.
Teacher: Hannah, we don't talk like that, next time I'm calling your mother.
Hannah: Yeah, ok, whatever.
(Teacher walks away)
Hannah: Ugh! Teachers.
Alison: I'll say, whats they're point anyway. Is it just a job made for the uglys?
Emily: Everything is so disgusting around here!
Spencer: Definitely. The kids just suck on crayons and drool on everything.
Hannah: It's so gross! What do youthink about the "No cell-phone" policy?
Alison: It's horrid! I can't even text! Texting is a "must do" for me!
Spencer: If you get caught they take your phone from you and call your parents with a "stern lecture" on why 3 1/2 year olds shouldn't have phones!
Emily: Yeah! Well at least our parents don't care. Hey when we get out of this stink hole wanna go shopping? I've got my credit card!
Kid: You have a credit card!? My mommy said I couldn't have one till I was in college.
Alison: Yeah well your mommy doesn't love you like ours do. She'll probably make you go to school to be a garbage man!
Kid: Really? I want a mommy like yours now!
(starts to cry)
Teacher: Now whats all this crying about Johnny?
Kid: Alison said my mommy's going to make me be a garbage man since I don't have a credit card! (Large cry)
Teacher: Alison! Why on earth would you say that!
Alison: It's his fault. He was peeping when I was talking about shopping with Spencer, Emily, and Hannah!
Teacher: So you hurt his feelings! Apologize right now!
Alison: Sorry Johnny for your problems with your mother and how you're going to be a garbage man when you grow up.
(Johnny cries louder)
Teacher: Alison! That's no way to talk to Johnny or anyone for that matter! Now you keep your mouth shut while I go phone your parents.
Spencer: Do you think you're parents will get mad?
All Girls: Hahahaha
Alison: My parents don't care one bit! Now when do we get out of here!
Emily: In about 1 hr.
Hannah: ugh! I HATE it here!
Spencer: Hey you guys, let's just pretend we're sick and have our parents come get us! Then we can go to the mall!
Alison: Good idea girls! Just follow my lead. Teacher?
(Teacher walks over)
Teacher: yes Alison? What is it now?
Alison: Johnny gave us each one of his cookies but it had glue on it! We don't feel good.
Teacher: Aww you poor things! Johnny! Go sit in Time-Out I'm phoning your parents!
Kid: What? No? I didn-
Teacher: Johnny HUSH! I've had about enough of you Garbage boy!
Spencer: We've got it in the bag.
(Teacher comes back)
Teacher: Ok girls, Your parents are on their way. Here's a lollipop for each of you. Oh look, Here they are. You girls feel better now you here!
Alison: Of course! I'll see you tomorrow (groan) I hope.
Teacher: Bye-Bye now.
Alison: Okay mom you can just take us all to the mall now.
Alison's mom: Well, I was but I'm going to start being more responsible. Girls you all will be home-schooled for the rest of the day, and tomorrow you will go back to preschool. All of your parents have agreed you may go to the mall once a week and only on weekends.
Emily: But Alison's mom! We HAVE to go today they're having a big blow sale at "Just for Teens"
Alison's mom: Sorry girls, but we've decided and you guys are NOT teens.
Spencer: Well this was a waste of time!
Hannah: I'll say. I'll text you when I get home.
Alison's Mom: Oh thats another thing. You may not bring your phones to school anymore.
All girls: WHAT!
Alison's mom: Sorry girls. It's time you learn who're really the adults here. This is your stop- bye girls! Alison will see you tomorrow at preschool! Bright and early!