Pretty Preschool Liars

Pretty Preschool Liars

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Extra little Kids

Alison: OMG! I HATE school! All it is is a daycare where ugly little kids without phones sit around and suck on crayons!

Hannah: IKR! I hate it. Instead of being able to have ice-cream we have stupid dinosaur cookies and I HATE those!˜

(plucks one off of little kid's plate next to her and jumps on it)

Kid: Hey! That was my cookie!˜

Hannah: To bad kid.

(kid starts to cry) (Teacher walks up)

Teacher: Hannah did you take Johnny's cookie?

Hannah: Yeah and then he went and cried like the little baby he is.

Teacher: Hannah, we don't talk like that, next time I'm calling your mother.

Hannah: Yeah, ok, whatever.˜

(Teacher walks away)

Hannah: Ugh! Teachers.

Alison: I'll say, whats they're point anyway. Is it just a job made for the uglys?

Emily: Everything is so disgusting around here!˜

Spencer: Definitely. The kids just suck on crayons and drool on everything.

Hannah: It's so gross! What do you˜think about the "No cell-phone" policy?

Alison: It's horrid! I can't even text! Texting is a "must do" for me!˜

Spencer: If you get caught they take your phone from you and call your parents with a "stern lecture" on why 3 1/2 year olds shouldn't have phones!

Emily: Yeah! Well at least our parents don't care. Hey when we get out of this stink hole wanna go shopping? I've got my credit card!

Kid: You have a credit card!? My mommy said I couldn't have one till I was in college.

Alison: Yeah well your mommy doesn't love you like ours do. She'll probably make you go to school to be a garbage man!

Kid: Really? I want a mommy like yours now!

(starts to cry)

Teacher: Now whats all this crying about Johnny?

Kid: Alison said my mommy's going to make me be a garbage man since I don't have a credit card! (Large cry)

Teacher: Alison! Why on earth would you say that!˜

Alison: It's his fault. He was peeping when I was talking about shopping with Spencer, Emily, and Hannah!˜

Teacher: So you hurt his feelings! Apologize right now!

Alison: Sorry Johnny for your problems with your mother and how you're going to be a garbage man when you grow up.

(Johnny cries louder)

Teacher: Alison! That's no way to talk to Johnny or anyone for that matter! Now you keep your mouth shut while I go phone your parents.

Spencer: Do you think you're parents will get mad?

All Girls: Hahahaha

Alison: My parents don't care one bit! Now when do we get out of here!

Emily: In about 1 hr.

Hannah: ugh! I HATE it here!

Spencer: Hey you guys, let's just pretend we're sick and have our parents come get us! Then we can go to the mall!

Alison: Good idea girls! Just follow my lead. Teacher?

(Teacher walks over)

Teacher: yes Alison? What is it now?

Alison: Johnny gave us each one of his cookies but it had glue on it! We don't feel good.

Teacher: Aww you poor things! Johnny! Go sit in Time-Out I'm phoning your parents!

Kid: What? No? I didn-

Teacher: Johnny HUSH! I've had about enough of you Garbage boy!

(Johnny whimpers)

Spencer: We've got it in the bag.

(Teacher comes back)

Teacher: Ok girls, Your parents are on their way. Here's a lollipop for each of you. Oh look, Here they are. You girls feel better now you here!

Alison: Of course! I'll see you tomorrow (groan) I hope.

Teacher: Bye-Bye now.

(In car)

Alison: Okay mom you can just take us all to the mall now.

Alison's mom: Well, I was but I'm going to start being more responsible. Girls you all will be home-schooled for the rest of the day, and tomorrow you will go back to preschool. All of your parents have agreed you may go to the mall once a week and only on weekends.˜

Emily: But Alison's mom! We HAVE to go today they're having a big blow sale at "Just for Teens"

Alison's mom: Sorry girls, but we've decided and you guys are NOT teens.˜

Spencer: Well this was a waste of time!

Hannah: I'll say. I'll text you when I get home.

Alison's Mom: Oh thats another thing. You may not bring your phones to school anymore.˜

All girls: WHAT!

Alison's mom: Sorry girls. It's time you learn who're really the adults here. This is your stop- bye girls! Alison will see you tomorrow at preschool! Bright and early!

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Submitted by OmG (not verified) on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 10:28
They're 3 1/2 year olds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Clea (not verified) on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 09:48
Wow , I love It! Great job! (:
Submitted by Mindless_Ariyana_143 (not verified) on Fri, 02/03/2012 - 16:05
Those names are from Pretty Little Liars . I loved it & i think you should make alot more ,, your writing a realli good . :)
Submitted by Author (not verified) on Sat, 02/25/2012 - 03:16
Thankyou guys! Mindless_Ariyana_143 it was meant to be Pretty Little Liar Characters. If any of you want to give me a plot I can write something on it! Just ask in the comments box
Submitted by Carla Davis on Thu, 03/01/2012 - 10:20
This is great! My 14 year old daughter has to submit a skit for a pep rally and would love to be able to use this.
Submitted by Addie (Author) (not verified) on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 02:21
Ms. Carla Your daughter is more than welcome to use my script. If you need any more I'd be happy to write them for you. Just give me a plot :) or Idea :)
Submitted by Yumna Khan (not verified) on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 03:47
Wow really exciting and really funny btw I'm in grade 6 only
Submitted by Yumna Khan (not verified) on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 03:49
Better not make fun of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Narmeen Nidal (not verified) on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 03:51
Awesome Yumna we can us this for outplay dialogue
Submitted by Amy Ismail (not verified) on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 03:55
You wrote "is is a daycare"
Submitted by Addie (Author) (not verified) on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 08:39
Amy I know there are a few typos, but I believe you understood what I meant. Yumna I'm not quite sure what you mean
Submitted by Yumna Khan (not verified) on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 19:45
Sorry for the misunderstanding I mentioned above that it was really exciting and funny and I'm in grade 6 and I would like to use it for my play dialogue. I would be really pleased if you grant me permission. Thank you
Submitted by Yumna Khan (not verified) on Sun, 03/04/2012 - 19:49
I thought maybe people would make un of me because I'm posting a comment at such a young age
Submitted by flitterby on Sat, 03/10/2012 - 01:50
Yumna it's fine. If you want to know the truth, I'm a 7th grader. I give you permission to use this. Just if possible grant me credit? I feel honored my script is being used in a pep rally!
Submitted by gt (not verified) on Wed, 10/31/2012 - 11:09
Submitted by Kassidy (not verified) on Sat, 04/26/2014 - 05:31
Hey, I want to use this for a student directed comedy show at my school. I thought it was hilarious. Do I have your permission? I would need it to put it on. Your name would be mentioned and you would be credited as the writer. Please let me know!
Submitted by Grace (not verified) on Thu, 09/08/2016 - 09:55
Hi, my school is doing a show full of short comedy plays! (The same show and school that Kassidy commented about a few years back) I was wondering if I could use this script? It's very funny and lots of people loved it so I think it would be great to bring it back! As always, your name will be mentioned with credit to this amazing piece!
Submitted by flitterby on Thu, 09/08/2016 - 10:06
Hi everyone! I apologize for getting back so late (5 years since I've posted this and I totally forgot I had ever written/posted this) For future reference anyone is MORE than welcome to use it but I'd greatly appreciate that the credit be given to me :) Let me know how your performances turn out! I can't believe you all would like to use my skit :) Thanks again! Addie M
Submitted by Grace (not verified) on Fri, 09/09/2016 - 06:11
Thank you for replying! Is there an email I could contact you at to ask any questions regarding the script? This would also allow me to send you a video of our performance if you would like!
Submitted by flitterby on Fri, 09/09/2016 - 14:44
Sure! :)

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