Nagging Wife

Nagging Wife

(5m)   by bkuniverse
 

Comedy Skits   (102850 Views 18 Comments)

Wife: There you go, again watching your football on the TV

Husband: Yes

Wife: And saying "Yes"

Husband: What happened?

Wife: What happened?! Nothing as of yet

Husband: Then let me watch this!!

Wife: Oh! watch your wife suffer too!

Husband: Stop the nonsense!! Why don't do you tell me what needs to be done?

Wife: Can't you see?

Husband: What?

Wife: Well now I have to tell you that too.

Husband: Cut the crap!!

Wife: Don't talk to me like that!

Husband: OK. Tell me for God's sake what is it?

Wife: Look Around

Husband: (Looking Around).. What is it?

Wife: Is the house clean?

Husband: Yes

Wife: Are you sure?

Husband: Yes.

Wife: Are things in order?

Husband: Yes

Wife: Including your mind

Husband: Stop it!!

Wife: I am just pulling your leg. Trying to make the situation lighter!! Instead of showing some appreciation

you are getting angry now.

Husband: OK. What is it my dear wife?

Wife: Why don't you talk like this always? Show some love and you get love in return.

Husband (on his knees): Please tell me what needs to be done!!

Wife: So you want to show others how I making you go on your knees

Husband: No. What makes you say so?

Wife: You left the window open so that the neighbour can look at you begging before me and that will make me look bad.

Husband: No. No one can see from outside..

Wife: Don't interrupt me when I am speaking !! Bad Manners!!

Husband: OK. Please continue.

Wife: Ohh I had nothing to say,but in case I had..

Husband: How would I know that?

Wife: Aren't we supposed to know each other well , we have been married over a year by now.

Husband: Yes.

Wife: Don't just say "Yes", you know when you do that you are avoiding me ..

Husband: No I am not..

Wife: Yes you are. Why do you so much ego? Accept your mistakes and correct them. You should engage your wife in active conversations and only then love will grow ..

Husband: Ok. So now please tell me what is missing? I can't figure it out, please help me.

Wife: You are a graduate from a good University that's what you boasted to me .. Now you need help from a school teacher ..

Husband: You asked me how much I am educated ..

Wife: And you replied within a second .. thats boasting. You could kept quite for a minute and then said to me. Especially when you know your wife couldn't complete her education due to the incident ..

Husband: At the High School Prom ..

Wife: See , you are taking that out now. You promised we would never talk about it ..

Husband: Enough!! You tell me what needs to be done !!

Wife: Woah!! Woah!! Show this much anger to your boss and he might give you a promotion ..

Husband: Ok!! please tell me what needs to be done!!

Wife: Don't say things in so much less pitch so, I can't hear it..

Husband: What needs to be done?

Wife: Well first , be responsible and love your wife ..

Husband: I do!!

Wife: Then why is that book on the table ..

Husband: (Lifts the book and keeps it back) here you go

Wife: You do things only when I tell you ..You don't do it on your own ..

Husband: Enough!!

Wife: This is the word I should have said but instead I said "I do"

Husband: Just leave me alone!!

Wife: Your mean behavior will make you alone in this world. I am giving you an opportunity to improve!!

Not everyone gets that.

Husband: I don't need an opportunity.I am good the way I am.

Wife: Ask others? Don't be in your own world. Do you even think for a moment what impact can this have on our kids?

Husband: We don't have kids

Wife: Thank god. With the kind of responsibility you show I don't want them to be in this world so soon.

Husband: Let me watch football.

Wife: Who is stopping you?..

(This goes on , I am sure this is familiar)

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Submitted by Stephen P on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 15:01
Great for Senior Theater, sounds just like several of my friends.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 07:17
@netalff thanks
Submitted by Unknown (not verified) on Tue, 04/16/2013 - 21:33
Haha...
Submitted by Unknown (not verified) on Sat, 11/30/2013 - 14:43
nice
Submitted by emilycheevs15 on Sun, 12/15/2013 - 09:55
Hello. I commented on another one of your scripts asking if I could use it for my school's reader theater's program. I would also like to use this one and possibly another one or two of yours if possible. I will comment on them as well. Thanks again.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 12/16/2013 - 10:15
@Emily C You can use any of my scripts. Thanks.
Submitted by salma majeed (not verified) on Sun, 02/02/2014 - 00:50
i didnt even made a faint smile during reading this whole thig much less a laugh :|
Submitted by granluka on Wed, 02/26/2014 - 02:40
Hello! I was wondering if you would allow me to use this script for my Forensics team in the Duo Interpretation..?
Submitted by K (not verified) on Sun, 04/13/2014 - 06:09
haha nice 1, can i make a video of this?
Submitted by rani gill (not verified) on Thu, 04/24/2014 - 10:01
Am I the only one who doesn't find any of balles scripts funny????
Submitted by FLYCHICKBYTHERINKK (not verified) on Fri, 05/09/2014 - 13:36
IT WAS............amazing
Submitted by shavrab on Tue, 07/08/2014 - 16:07
hello i want to use your scripts for my practical videos, if you allow me. thank you
Submitted by bkuniverse on Tue, 07/08/2014 - 23:34
@Saurabh Mohan Yes you can. Thanks.
Submitted by producerziggy on Sun, 10/12/2014 - 19:49
I am making some shorts for a film class I'm in. With your permission I would like to use your script. I will provide video link to so final-cut. Thank you in advanced for taking my request in consideration.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 10/13/2014 - 04:01
@ZiggyMedia Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by YOU WONT FUCKIN... (not verified) on Sun, 11/16/2014 - 14:53
Wow, this is so fucking good! Sound like my bro and sis... their so damn argumentative. I love this type of shit, make more PLEASE!
Submitted by Kaylee Jones (not verified) on Mon, 12/22/2014 - 11:15
Hi I am making a comedy video with my friends and was wondering if I can use your script.
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 12/22/2014 - 13:27
@Kaylee Jones Please feel free to use. Thanks.

5m Comedy Skits - Nagging Wife