Wife: There you go, again watching your football on the TV
Wife: And saying "Yes"
Husband: What happened?
Wife: What happened?! Nothing as of yet
Husband: Then let me watch this!!
Wife: Oh! watch your wife suffer too!
Husband: Stop the nonsense!! Why don't do you tell me what needs to be done?
Wife: Can't you see?
Wife: Well now I have to tell you that too.
Husband: Cut the crap!!
Wife: Don't talk to me like that!
Husband: OK. Tell me for God's sake what is it?
Wife: Look Around
Husband: (Looking Around).. What is it?
Wife: Is the house clean?
Wife: Are you sure?
Wife: Are things in order?
Wife: Including your mind
Husband: Stop it!!
Wife: I am just pulling your leg. Trying to make the situation lighter!! Instead of showing some appreciation
you are getting angry now.
Husband: OK. What is it my dear wife?
Wife: Why don't you talk like this always? Show some love and you get love in return.
Husband (on his knees): Please tell me what needs to be done!!
Wife: So you want to show others how I making you go on your knees
Husband: No. What makes you say so?
Wife: You left the window open so that the neighbour can look at you begging before me and that will make me look bad.
Husband: No. No one can see from outside..
Wife: Don't interrupt me when I am speaking !! Bad Manners!!
Husband: OK. Please continue.
Wife: Ohh I had nothing to say,but in case I had..
Husband: How would I know that?
Wife: Aren't we supposed to know each other well , we have been married over a year by now.
Wife: Don't just say "Yes", you know when you do that you are avoiding me ..
Husband: No I am not..
Wife: Yes you are. Why do you so much ego? Accept your mistakes and correct them. You should engage your wife in active conversations and only then love will grow ..
Husband: Ok. So now please tell me what is missing? I can't figure it out, please help me.
Wife: You are a graduate from a good University that's what you boasted to me .. Now you need help from a school teacher ..
Husband: You asked me how much I am educated ..
Wife: And you replied within a second .. thats boasting. You could kept quite for a minute and then said to me. Especially when you know your wife couldn't complete her education due to the incident ..
Husband: At the High School Prom ..
Wife: See , you are taking that out now. You promised we would never talk about it ..
Husband: Enough!! You tell me what needs to be done !!
Wife: Woah!! Woah!! Show this much anger to your boss and he might give you a promotion ..
Husband: Ok!! please tell me what needs to be done!!
Wife: Don't say things in so much less pitch so, I can't hear it..
Husband: What needs to be done?
Wife: Well first , be responsible and love your wife ..
Husband: I do!!
Wife: Then why is that book on the table ..
Husband: (Lifts the book and keeps it back) here you go
Wife: You do things only when I tell you ..You don't do it on your own ..
Wife: This is the word I should have said but instead I said "I do"
Husband: Just leave me alone!!
Wife: Your mean behavior will make you alone in this world. I am giving you an opportunity to improve!!
Not everyone gets that.
Husband: I don't need an opportunity.I am good the way I am.
Wife: Ask others? Don't be in your own world. Do you even think for a moment what impact can this have on our kids?
Husband: We don't have kids
Wife: Thank god. With the kind of responsibility you show I don't want them to be in this world so soon.
Husband: Let me watch football.
Wife: Who is stopping you?..
(This goes on , I am sure this is familiar)