My First Time
Guy1: Dude, just go up to her and ask her.
Guy2: But it?s soooo hard
Guy1: haha I bet it is
Guy2: But what if she says something
Guy1: Hey, relax everyone has their first time with something and this is yours.
Guy2: Want she just run away or think I?m stupid?
Guy1: I?m sure she won?t. She has probably experienced it all before and knows what you want. Just go everything will be alright.
Guy2: (Walks to the girl) Hey umm I?m not sure how to say this?but I would ummm like to
Girl: (Girl interrupts) (While smiling) this must be your first time trying something like this
Guy2: Yes it is actually.
Girl: Don?t worry I know what to start you with?how about two breasts
Guy2: Yes please.
Guy3: First time
Guy1: Yep what about yours
Guy3: mine loves them
Girl: (Gives him the chicken) thank you and come again
Guy2: Now was that so hard
No I like it next time I?m getting a thigh
Guy3: Hey Cong rates man
Guy1: (Gives a thumbs up)
Guy3: (The man and the boy walk up to the counter) two breast please
Kid: No I want the drum stick this time
(Guy1&Guy2 look at each other)