My First Time

My First Time

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My First Time

Guy1: Dude, just go up to her and ask her.

Guy2: But it?s soooo hard

Guy1: haha I bet it is

Guy2: But what if she says something

Guy1: Hey, relax everyone has their first time with something and this is yours.

Guy2: Want she just run away or think I?m stupid?

Guy1: I?m sure she won?t. She has probably experienced it all before and knows what you want. Just go everything will be alright.

Guy2: (Walks to the girl) Hey umm I?m not sure how to say this?but I would ummm like to

Girl: (Girl interrupts) (While smiling) this must be your first time trying something like this

Guy2: Yes it is actually.

Girl: Don?t worry I know what to start you with?how about two breasts

Guy2: Yes please.

Guy3: First time

Guy1: Yep what about yours

Guy3: mine loves them

Girl: (Gives him the chicken) thank you and come again

Guy2: Now was that so hard

No I like it next time I?m getting a thigh

Guy3: Hey Cong rates man

Guy1: (Gives a thumbs up)

Guy3: (The man and the boy walk up to the counter) two breast please

Kid: No I want the drum stick this time

(Guy1&Guy2 look at each other)

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Submitted by ria (not verified) on Sat, 10/11/2014 - 23:37
nice
Submitted by iluvpen15 (not verified) on Tue, 11/04/2014 - 12:11
i read te title and first two lines and thought it was about gay porn

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