Monk: Why have you come here?
Man: For mental peace
Monk: I mean, to our monastery in particular
Man: Oh Ok! Your commercial really drew me in.
Monk: Which one?
Man: Why do you need that?
Monk: This is important information which is required to be filled before we accept your fees.
Man: Look I want to skip this section.
Monk: Then you have to pay 100 dollars extra!
Man: What? You people are after money?
Monk: No we need money to keep the monastery running. We have 100 people doing nothing but meditating! Who is going to pay for the food, wine, movies, trips and..
Monk: Will tell you later!
Man:OK. Got it!
Monk: When do you want to start?
Monk: Where is your furniture? Renting a furnished room is costly!
Man: I didn't know I would need to bring furniture.
Monk: And what else do you not now! You need to know at least something to be enlightened.
Man: But aren't we supposed to leave our material possessions for enlightenment!
Monk: Yes you leave them for the monastery when you die.
Man: So can I bring my pet!
Monk: It will be extra!
Man: OK! How much?
Monk: It is written on the pamphlet. Read it yourself. First rule for enlightenment is stop asking questions. So how much down payment going are you going to pay?
Monk: It is recommended to pay at least 90%.
Man: I can't afford it!
Monk: Nor can we afford with your 20%. If you pay only 20% of our fees you will be get only 20% of our program and we want you to get 100%.
Man: Why is not free?
Monk: We are charging you so that you are free of any financial anxiety. When you don't have money you won't suffer over it! That?s why it is not free.
Man: So can I bring my wife?
Monk: Well you can, but there are almost 99 other men in this facility who do nothing all day! So if I were you I wouldn't!
Man: So if I join you as a monk for 2 years will I be free of all worries.
Monk: Well yes, you will have nothing of what you have today in your possession to worry about. We have always delivered on this promise of ours!