Wife: Oh!! My God !! Oh My God!!
Wife: Now why did you say that?
Husband: Whenever I am super excited I say "Mummy" , you know that..
Wife: So you were never super excited before
Husband: Yes I was , I was whispering Mummy and today I said it loudly
Wife: But why are you saying Mummy in this ..
Husband: Then why did you shout "Oh! My God!!" while we are having sex..
Wife: Because God didn't try to kill me but your Mom did ..
Husband: No she didn't know you peanut allergy ..
Wife: Whatever no Mummy!!
Husband: I said Mummy when I graduated , when I got first laid, when you said Yes , then why not now ..
Wife: I don't like your Mom
Husband: Then let me "Mummy In Law"
Wife: Now you are going to fantasize about my Mom while having sex with me ..
Husband: No it is just an expression of ..
Husband: I meant to say excitement ..
Wife: You are never going to say Mummy again ..
Husband: Is it fine if I say "Peter's Mummy", Peter is our son ..
Wife: Well that works ..
Husband: Cool ..
Wife: Now where were we ..
Husband: I forgot (naughtily) .. so we will have to start all over again ..
Moral of the story "Marriage is a compromise"