Marriage Anniversary

Marriage Anniversary

(2m)   by bkuniverse
 

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Husband: 25 years! And it is still feels like yesterday!

Wife: You feel like that because you didn't clean yesterday's dishes! The smell is killing me!

Husband: OK. I would do that the first thing tomorrow morning.

Wife: Why wait till tomorrow morning; I won't let you get away with household chores because it is our anniversary!

Husband: It is no ordinary anniversary; it is our 25th wedding anniversary

Wife: No anniversary is ordinary and I don't understand why 25th year is so hyped up, so do the dishes!

Husband: OK. (Gets up to do the dishes)

Wife: Wait! You still listen to me! I love you!

Husband: What?

Wife: You still listen to me after these 25 years!

Husband: But I do the dishes everyday!

Wife: Yes, but today is our 25th anniversary, it's special

Husband: That's what I said!

Wife: Sshh! You are not listening!

Husband: OK

Wife: Let’s go for movies and then a dinner!

Husband: You pay!

Wife: Let's go Dutch!

Husband: OK.

Wife: So where were we?

Husband: Loving someone for a quarter century!!

Wife: Yes, are there any secrets you want to tell me, that you have hidden from me.

Husband: No, I don't have any secrets.

Wife: Well you should have! Come on, I am not going to say anything!

Husband: Well Toto didn't run away, I gave him up for adoption!

Wife: What? My sweet Toto, you Bastard!

Husband: You told me you won't say anything!

Wife: You don't get a pass on this one!

Husband: He hated me; he used to bite me at every opportunity!

Wife: You would have bitten him back! But you sold him!

Husband: I didn't take any money

Wife: I want my Toto!

Husband:  That was 24 years back!

Wife: And you have been lying to me for 24 years.

Husband: No, well Yes!

Wife: Our marriage is based on lies! I want divorce!

Husband: Please forgive me!

Wife: You broke my heart today!

Husband: That’s why I kept it a secret. I didn't want to hurt you!

Wife: You sold him because you didn't want to get hurt!

Husband: He was a pit bull!

Wife: Don't be a racist now!

Husband: OK.

Wife: Get out of this house! Right now!

Husband: Is there any way I can make up for this!

Wife: No.

Husband: There must some secret you are holding on to. Tell me!

Wife: Nothing really as compared to yours! I just slept with our neighbor once!

Husband: What?

Wife: But I came back in the morning to you! But my Toto never came back because of you!

(Next both the husband and wife were seen at the lawyer's office.)

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Submitted by yash shinde (not verified) on Thu, 09/19/2013 - 04:11
its a very intresting and the most funniest i have to other comedy plays if one is only so much funny then others must B mind blowing i will tell my other friends to visit it again and agian and to write a comment on it..REALLY I AM JUST GONE IMMPRESSED i think immpressed is a little word for this appreciation i am glad to watch this website.........THANKS FOR THIS PLAYYYY.......^:)^
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sat, 09/21/2013 - 01:09
@yash Thanks a lot.
Submitted by Taylor (not verified) on Thu, 11/07/2013 - 06:21
Lol..it's so funny!!..it was a big hit at our consert!..
Submitted by bkuniverse on Thu, 11/07/2013 - 08:06
@Taylor. Thanks.
Submitted by Bikramjeet pradhan (not verified) on Thu, 11/28/2013 - 01:17
thanks for this amazing role play and thanks a lot
Submitted by tony park (not verified) on Thu, 10/09/2014 - 12:58
may i use this speech it's really cool and i really want to use this on my humorous speech^^
Submitted by bkuniverse on Fri, 10/10/2014 - 04:52
@tony park Please feel free to use any of my scripts.
Submitted by kiran rajput (not verified) on Sun, 09/27/2015 - 22:33
bakwas
Submitted by MARTIN (not verified) on Tue, 01/19/2016 - 04:23
nice. and funny. would like to use this for a comic presentation at school

2m Comedy Skits - Marriage Anniversary