CAST OF CHARACTERS
- HAN SOLO (boy)
- CHEWBACCA (boy)
- R2D2 (boy)
HAN SOLO: Hi, Chewy. Did you get a haircut?
CHEWBACCA: Yep, do you like it?
HAN SOLO: Yeah it's, wait, did you just talk?
CHEWBACCA: No... I mean, grrr, *makes Chewy noises*
HAN SOLO: R2D2, you heard him, right?
R2D2: No... oops, uh, beep bop boop...
HAN SOLO: Seriously? You guys could talk all this time?
CHEWBACCA/R2D2: (overlapping each other) Beep bop grrr growwl, beeeeep,
HAN SOLO: R2? Chewy? Can you explain this?
R2D2: Shutting down...
CHEWBACCA: Shutting down...
HAN SOLO: Chewy? You're NOT a robot.
CHEWBACCA: Falling asleep...
(Chewbacca and R2D2 collapse on the floor an pretend to sleep.)
HAN SOLO: Really?
EXIT HAN SOLO