Lost in Translation

Lost in Translation

(2.5m)   by mkeisenberg

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Driver:˜(Driver walks in, looking for an officer.˜Sees Officer.˜Starts Babbling).

Officer:˜I?m sorry I don?t understand.˜Are you speaking Spanish?˜No, it doesn?t sound like Spanish.˜(Starts paging through the Universal Translation Book)˜Maybe, French?˜Russian?˜

Driver:˜(Babble.˜Getting louder.)

Officer:˜Ma?am, I?m sorry.˜Let me see if I can find someone to help.˜(Officer walks by)˜Hey, you?re the translation officer for the department, right?

TRANSLATOR:˜Yes. Yes, I am.

Officer:˜How many languages do you know?

TRANSLATOR: All of them.

Officer:˜All of them?

TRANSLATOR:˜All of them.

Officer:˜Okay, then.˜Help me over here because I can?t understand, and I don?t know what language she?s speaking.

TRANSLATOR: (To Driver)˜Hola.˜Bonjour. Shalom.˜Ciao.˜Aloha.


TRANSLATOR:˜(Babble).˜(To Officer)˜Yes, I can help.

Officer:˜Great.˜Find out what the problem is.



TRANSLATOR:˜Her name is Shanique Monique, and she is the limo driver for Snoop Dogg.

Officer:˜That?s great.˜But why is she here?


Driver: (Babble.)

TRANSLATOR: She?s here to report a crime.

Officer:˜With Snoop Dogg? Where are the drug crime papers?


TRANSLATOR:˜No.˜She?s here to report a carjacking.˜She was car jacked.˜You were car jacked, in a limo.˜Babble.


TRANSLATOR:˜She says she was car jacked ? or I guess it could be called limo jacked while driving Snoop Dogg through town.˜They got her a traffic light.

Driver: (Babble.)

TRANSLATOR:˜Get out!˜Okay, now it gets tricky.

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Submitted by sarahchoi (not verified) on Wed, 07/23/2014 - 08:03
can i use this script for humorous interpretation at my camp?
Submitted by Keikilani (not verified) on Sat, 02/07/2015 - 06:43
Aloha, Would it be alright if I used your script for my Speech class? Mahalo, Keikilani
Submitted by Troy Bisso on Tue, 02/17/2015 - 12:28
Hello, can I use your script for High School speech/forensics competition?
Submitted by rani (not verified) on Fri, 03/13/2015 - 20:14
gudscript may i use this in the school cermony ?
Submitted by kate.inglis on Thu, 03/26/2015 - 07:43
I'm not sure how to be able to read the whole script of Lost in Translation, tho I've signed in and asked to be the author's friend. Any help greatly appreciated! Thanks, Kate Inglis
Submitted by min on Wed, 04/29/2015 - 12:32
Hi. I am having difficulty too. I have signed in to become the author's friend but still having issues to see it full length. can someone assist? thanking you
Submitted by Julia (not verified) on Wed, 12/09/2015 - 05:58
Hello! I'd love to use your script for my midterm next week but It is not letting me become your friend! Please help me out because I'd love to use your script!
Submitted by mkeisenberg on Wed, 12/09/2015 - 06:34
Hello! This MK Eisenberg. I am at a loss as to how get the site to work properly -- so we're moving to 'plan B'. Go to www.mysteries-murders-etc.com and go to the 'free scripts' page. There are several scripts available - including the ones listed here. If you decide to use one, just let me know. I would love to know how it goes...Good Luck!

2.5m Comedy Skits - Lost in Translation