Driver:(Driver walks in, looking for an officer.Sees Officer.Starts Babbling).
Officer:I?m sorry I don?t understand.Are you speaking Spanish?No, it doesn?t sound like Spanish.(Starts paging through the Universal Translation Book)Maybe, French?Russian?
Officer:Ma?am, I?m sorry.Let me see if I can find someone to help.(Officer walks by)Hey, you?re the translation officer for the department, right?
TRANSLATOR:Yes. Yes, I am.
Officer:How many languages do you know?
TRANSLATOR: All of them.
Officer:All of them?
TRANSLATOR:All of them.
Officer:Okay, then.Help me over here because I can?t understand, and I don?t know what language she?s speaking.
TRANSLATOR: (To Driver)Hola.Bonjour. Shalom.Ciao.Aloha.
TRANSLATOR:(Babble).(To Officer)Yes, I can help.
Officer:Great.Find out what the problem is.
TRANSLATOR:Her name is Shanique Monique, and she is the limo driver for Snoop Dogg.
Officer:That?s great.But why is she here?
TRANSLATOR: She?s here to report a crime.
Officer:With Snoop Dogg? Where are the drug crime papers?
TRANSLATOR:No.She?s here to report a carjacking.She was car jacked.You were car jacked, in a limo.Babble.
TRANSLATOR:She says she was car jacked ? or I guess it could be called limo jacked while driving Snoop Dogg through town.They got her a traffic light.
TRANSLATOR:Get out!Okay, now it gets tricky.