Kidnapped

Kidnapped

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Over the phone ..

 

Kidnapper: We have your son!!

 

Man: Step son, you mean. My son is here.

 

Kidnapper: We need a million.

 

Man: Why would I pay that much for my step son?

 

Kidnapper: Your wife will divorce you, if you don't pay.

 

Man: Yes but still the divorce would cost me only half a million in settlement.

 

Kidnapper: Fuck!! Okk 400 K.

 

Man: If I get a good lawyer I can settle with my wife for a lot less.

 

Kidnapper: Don't you love your step son.

 

Man: Yes I do but I can't shell out the money I have kept aside for my retirement for him.

 

Kidnapper: Okk 200 K.

 

Man: Look I can give you the phone number of his real father. Why don't you call him?

 

Kidnapper: No you pay.

 

Man: How does it matter to you? His dad is a rich guy!!

 

Kidnapper: No he is not.

 

Man: How do you know that? Your voice sounds familiar.

 

Kidnapper: No you have never heard of me before.

 

Man: Ok!! So Robert how are you?

 

Kidnapper: I am good and yourself!! Ooops!!

 

Man: Got you. You are kidnapping your own son and getting money from me. And where is that rascal.

 

Boy: Daddy it was his idea.

 

Man: Robert I am going to tell your ex wife. I have been recording this conversation.

 

Kidnapper: No she will kill me.

 

Man: She will marry you again and that will straighten you up.

 

Kidnapper: No , just let this pass.

 

Man: Yes how much you would give me.

 

Kidnapper: What, I don't have anything.

 

Man: I am going to tell my wife about your little advanture.

 

Kidnapper: Wait this is just a prank. We are having fun.

 

Man: Look I need 50 K.

 

Kidnapper: I don't have it.

 

Man: Yes you do, sell your car.

 

Kidnapper: That won't get 50 K.

 

Man: Yes and then sell your house.

 

Kidnapper: Fuck !!

 

Boy: Daddy!!

 

Man: You young man!! You need to get out of my house or else I take you to cops.

 

Kidnapper: Let this pass.

 

Man: Okk!! you seduce your ex wife.

 

Kidnapper: What?

 

Man: You seduce her and your bastard son takes the photos of his mom. I drag her to court.

 

Kidnapper: Sick man!!

 

Man: Or else you both go to jail.

 

Woman (On the other end): So Steve its true you dont love me.

 

Man: Stella , what are you doing there?

 

Woman: We were just trying to play a prank on you.You are going to be sorry.

 

Man: Fuck!! No !!

 

Woman: I am going to file for a costly divorce.

 

Man: I am ruined.

 

Woman: Bye!!

 

(The woman hangs the phone) ==============================================================

 

Kidnapper: Good some how we made it.

 

Boy: Mom you need to find another rich guy soon.

 

Woman(Winks): After this one pays me.

 

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Submitted by NAMI (not verified) on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 06:10
awesome... it's funny... i like this
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 01/28/2013 - 06:43
@NAMI thanks

5m Comedy Skits - Kidnapped