Over the phone ..
Kidnapper: We have your son!!
Man: Step son, you mean. My son is here.
Kidnapper: We need a million.
Man: Why would I pay that much for my step son?
Kidnapper: Your wife will divorce you, if you don't pay.
Man: Yes but still the divorce would cost me only half a million in settlement.
Kidnapper: Fuck!! Okk 400 K.
Man: If I get a good lawyer I can settle with my wife for a lot less.
Kidnapper: Don't you love your step son.
Man: Yes I do but I can't shell out the money I have kept aside for my retirement for him.
Kidnapper: Okk 200 K.
Man: Look I can give you the phone number of his real father. Why don't you call him?
Kidnapper: No you pay.
Man: How does it matter to you? His dad is a rich guy!!
Kidnapper: No he is not.
Man: How do you know that? Your voice sounds familiar.
Kidnapper: No you have never heard of me before.
Man: Ok!! So Robert how are you?
Kidnapper: I am good and yourself!! Ooops!!
Man: Got you. You are kidnapping your own son and getting money from me. And where is that rascal.
Boy: Daddy it was his idea.
Man: Robert I am going to tell your ex wife. I have been recording this conversation.
Kidnapper: No she will kill me.
Man: She will marry you again and that will straighten you up.
Kidnapper: No , just let this pass.
Man: Yes how much you would give me.
Kidnapper: What, I don't have anything.
Man: I am going to tell my wife about your little advanture.
Kidnapper: Wait this is just a prank. We are having fun.
Man: Look I need 50 K.
Kidnapper: I don't have it.
Man: Yes you do, sell your car.
Kidnapper: That won't get 50 K.
Man: Yes and then sell your house.
Kidnapper: Fuck !!
Man: You young man!! You need to get out of my house or else I take you to cops.
Kidnapper: Let this pass.
Man: Okk!! you seduce your ex wife.
Man: You seduce her and your bastard son takes the photos of his mom. I drag her to court.
Kidnapper: Sick man!!
Man: Or else you both go to jail.
Woman (On the other end): So Steve its true you dont love me.
Man: Stella , what are you doing there?
Woman: We were just trying to play a prank on you.You are going to be sorry.
Man: Fuck!! No !!
Woman: I am going to file for a costly divorce.
Man: I am ruined.
(The woman hangs the phone) ==============================================================
Kidnapper: Good some how we made it.
Boy: Mom you need to find another rich guy soon.
Woman(Winks): After this one pays me.