Jersey Shore of the Dead

Jersey Shore of the Dead

(1.5m)   by ronaldo
 

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CHARACTERS: MAN ON COUCH, SNOOKIE, THE SITUATION, ZOMBIE LEADER, ZOMBIE 2, ZOMBIE 3

A MAN IS SEEN LAZING ON A COUCH, FLIPPING THROUGH CHANNELS. HE SETTLES ON CHANNEL 247.

ANNOUNCER (OFF SCREEN) And now back to our mid-Saturday, Made-For-T.V. Marathon on MTV 14. We bring you the rest of Jersey Shore of the Dead.

ZOOM IN: ON THE T.V. THE SCENE SHIFTS TO AN EMPTY ROOM WITH SNOOKIE AND THE SITUATION TRYING TO HOLD BACK A DOOR THAT A ZOMBIE HORDE IS ATTEMPTING TO BREAK DOWN. Zombies are heard on the other side of the door knocking, scratching, pawing at the door and groaning.

ZOMBIE LEADER, ZOMBIE 2 AND 3 - Brrraaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnsss!

SNOOKIE - Like, Oh my God! They?re everywhere!

SITUATION - Hey yo, Snook, we can?t hold them back much longer! Help me with the door!

Three zombies break down the door, lead by Zombie Leader. Snookie and The Situation fall back a few feet.

SNOOKIE - Oh, no! They got through! What do we do now?!

SITUATION (mumbling to self.) - Dear God, please let us live. Dear God, please let us live. (repeating it over and over)

Zombies walk passed Snookie and The Situation.

SNOOKIE - Uhh.. where are they going?

SITUATION - Shh..Maybe if we stay still they won?t see us. ***I want a better line here. Something that shows his stupidity more.***

ZOMBIE LEADER (to Zombie 2 and 3) Our search for brains continues. There are none to be had here. Move out, gang. We shall continue our quest elsewhere.

ZOMBIE 2 (befuddled) Brraaaiiinnns!?

ZOMBIE 3 (consoling) No brains here, buddy. Let?s go.

Other two zombies follow Zombie Leader out of the room. CREDITS ROLL. BLACKOUT.

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Let me know if you film this. All I require is "Written by Ronny Pascale" is in the credits.

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1.5m Comedy Skits - Jersey Shore of the Dead