Interviewer: Tell us about yourself?
Inventor: I am an inventor ..
Inventor: I have invented stuff
Interviewer: Like ..
Inventor: I invented a potion that makes one invisible
Inventor: Invisible To oneself but others can see him
Interviewer: What good is that?
Inventor: It is not that I wanted invent it , it was just some miscalculation. So I drank this potion
and every one could see me and I could not see myself.
Interviewer: So ..
Inventor: My girlfriend dumped me
Inventor: Because I didn't wear clothes to the college.
Interviewer: Why did you do that?
Inventor: Now I could not see myself so how would I know whether I am wearing anything.
Interviewer: Anything else that you invented?
Inventor: For the students and schools I invented a book , which if you put on your head and sleep then
everything that is in the book goes in your memory ..
Interviewer: So what happened , did you make a lot of money
Inventor: No I am facing a lawsuit because my neighbors young child slept tieing the book on his head
Inventor: Next day he could tell the capital of Maine but he couldn't remember his name
Inventor: Because the book overrid his memory
Interviewer: Ohh No!!
Inventor: But I didn't give up ..I invented a plant whose fruits taste like chicken.
Interviewer: So was it a hit ..
Inventor: Well my father likes it but there is a side effect
Inventor: My father lays eggs ..
Interviewer: Ohh!! poor father..
Inventor: No poor mother , because she had to cook them and they smell ..
Interviewer: OK. Did you invent any thing else?
Inventor: I invented a tele porter and that opened a portal
Interviewer: To what?
Inventor: To the spirit world and some spirit possesed my grandma.
Interviewer: How did you know she is possessed.
Inventor:Well she suddenly became this all loving and caring woman. She cooked dinner for all of us and we
immediately got her excorcised ..
Interviewer: Did you invent anything that worked?
Inventor: Well I invented a goggle wearing which one can see through walls.
Interviewer: Wow and that worked...
Inventor: Yes it worked and I regret that ..
Inventor: My mom wore it and saw my dad banging the neighbor. Now they are going to divorce ..
Interviewer: Ohh!! poor you .. is there any thing you want to say to the audience ..
Inventor: Please watch out for a guy who looks exactly like me. I was working on a copy machine which doesn't require paper. I thought it is pretty harmless stuff but some how ended up cloning myself.