I Wanna Marry a Shitehouse Keeper

I Wanna Marry a Shitehouse Keeper

(3m)   by k.r.johnson
 

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To the obvious tune:

I'm goin' to marry a shitehouse keeper
And he's goin' to be my friend
I'm goin' to marry a shitehouse keeper
And drive him around the bend
Wherever we live you're sure to see
The double U-bend of the WC
And I'm goin' to marry a shitehouse keeper
Won't that be all right?

I'm goin' to marry a shitehouse keeper
I'm not goin' to live like you
I'm goin' to marry a shitehouse keeper
I'll love and live in a loo
I won't smoke fags and I won't drink beers
I'll just stare at the wall and get bored to tears
I'm goin' to marry a shitehouse keeper
And be with him all night.

I'm goin' to marry a shitehouse keeper
Goin' to shovel up fresh manure
I'm goin' to marry a shitehouse keeper
Goin' to live by the side of a sewer
What a life of grime, what a life of bliss
Goin' to take my chance, goin' to take the piss
I'm goin' to marry a shitehouse keeper
What a pile of shite.

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Silly song to the tune of "I want to marry a lighthouse keeper." Apologies to the original author.

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3m Comedy Skits - I Wanna Marry a Shitehouse Keeper