Grandpa and Grandson

Grandpa and Grandson

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Grandson: Grandpa, when were you born?

Grandpa: 19th August, 1652

Grandson: How is that possible?˜

Grandpa: It is possible! Only if YOU eat healthy food.

Grandson: But, I see you eating pizza, chips ..

Grandpa: I meant YOU, you can live that long if YOU eat healthy food. Not me, I am just great.

Grandson: So how old is Dad?

Grandpa: 44

Grandson: So you are about 450 year old and daddy is 44. How is it possible?

Grandpa: I married late!

Grandson: So, what did you do all these years?

Grandpa: Well I helped various nations get independence, helped in some inventions, some discoveries and just relaxed!

Grandson: You are lying to me? Aren't you?

Grandpa: I don't consider you as stupid as I am tempted to believe me so no; I am not lying to you.

Grandson: Why don't you go and tell the whole world that you are that old?

Grandpa: You don't tell your Grandpa, as to what he should be doing and when! Go, do your homework!

Grandson: Prove to me that you are 450 years old?

Grandpa: OK! I will show a colored photo with George Washington! Here!

Grandson: Oh! My God! You are with George Washington!

Grandpa: Yes, I am wearing my favorite jeans! If you are not still convinced I can show an album with Lincoln, Jesus, Kennedy and Oprah!

Grandson: I think you will never die!

Grandpa: I might die but my honesty will never die! Remember, always be honest, never tell a lie and you will live as long as I did!

Grandson: OK! Grandpa! I love you!

Grandpa: Grandpa loves you too! What did you say your grades are?

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Submitted by mehru (not verified) on Tue, 12/03/2013 - 23:23
um............................. i ddint understnd the meaning......... cud ya plz explain
Submitted by meenaa (not verified) on Sun, 10/12/2014 - 20:33
good story... i lik it ya!......
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 10/13/2014 - 04:01
@meenaa Thanks.

1m Comedy Skits - Grandpa and Grandson