Possessive Girlfriend: My cat is not feeling all right. I am so sad.
Lover: Ohh my god!! What happened?
Possessive Girlfriend: I don't know. But when I see my sick cat , I start thinking of you.
Lover: How sweet of you!!
Possessive Girlfriend: Will you come to my place. I am feeling lonely too.
Lover: Yes I am coming. Right now.
Possessive Girlfriend: No wait. You had to go with your friends right. You said you want your "Guys time" and this is one game that you WANT to see with your FRIENDS!!
Lover: No , I can't leave you in this state and go.
Possessive Girlfriend: PROMISE , you will come.
Lover: Promise. I already texted my friends that I am not coming as you are in some kind of problem.
Possessive Girlfriend: Great my superhero , come over we will watch some romantic film.
Lover: Ok! I want to ask one thing though. Apologize as I am so deeply in love with you that I never notice anything else. I never saw a cat in the house.
Possessive Girlfriend: Meow!! Meow!!
Possessive Girlfriend: I am the CAT.
Lover: What? Come on!!
Possessive Girlfriend: So if a cat is lonely you would come but if I am lonely you will not come.
Lover: I didn't mean that. I was coming because you were feeling sad.
Possessive Girlfriend: Yes so I am feeling sad. Does it matter whether the cat is real or imaginary then?
Possessive Girlfriend: Then why dont you come over.
Lover: But this is not right, I told you I need to go with my friends, this one day.
Possessive Girlfriend: Did I stop you? I requested you , you promised me and now look who is breaking the promise.
Possessive Girlfriend: Who IS breaking the promise?
Possessive Girlfriend: Then you are asking on top of that why am I sad? I am hanging out with a boy who breaks his promise in a second over a cat.
Lover: But there is no cat. It is imaginary.
Possessive Girlfriend: Precisely he is DELUSIONAL too. Breaking his promise over an IMAGINARY cat.
Lover: You first talked about the cat.
Possessive Girlfriend: Yes so what? Now you are going to stop me from speaking my mind. I too have fantasies.
Lover: No I didn't mean that.
Possessive Girlfriend: If you don't come here in next half an hour I will call all your friends and expose your lie.
Lover: No. Why would you do that?
Possessive Girlfriend: You know when I am angry I just DO things which have no rational explanation when I do them but upon reflection make profound sense.
Possessive Girlfriend: And I told you that when we first met.
Possessive Girlfriend:And you said that you find that sexy!!
Possessive Girlfriend: So why are you now asking me a reason for what I do?
Lover: No I am not asking a reason. Look I am always with you , I just want to go with my friends.
Possessive Girlfriend: And I am not stopping you.
Possessive Girlfriend: It's just situations like this is the time when I wish you show me how much you care for me. You fall short of my expectation at this crucial moments. You do it with me I will bear it but if you do it in your life ,it will harm you. Am I right?
Lover: As always. I am coming.
Possessive Girlfriend: Great!! get the pizza too.I ordered MY favorite pizza and keep some cash to pay for it!!