Frustrated Wife

Frustrated Wife

(5m)   by bkuniverse
 

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Wife: You are getting on my nerves

Husband: What did I do?

Wife: You didn't do anything. And I am sure that you will never do anything - "Worthwhile".

Husband: What are you hinting at?

Wife: I said that , don't make me repeat .. You are getting on my nerves!!

Husband: And how am I doing that?

Wife: Because you do nothing worthwhile

Husband: Like!!

Wife: You do nothing else than getting on my nerves!!

Husband(Loudly): Tell me what did I do?

Wife: You just shouted at me!!

Husband: I am sorry honey!! What did I do?

Wife: Well now you have upset me

Husband: No what did I do to get on your nerves

Wife: Stop interrogetting me!!

Husband: No I am asking with respect, what did I do?

Wife: OK. You shouted at me!!

Husband: Before that?

Wife: You asked me what did you do? As if you don't know...

Husband: Before that Honey!! How did I get on your nerves?

Wife: Really you don't know!!

Husband: No!

Wife: Well you did nothing ..

Husband: Good.(Sighs!!)

Wife: When you should have done something ..

Husband: Something .. like what?

Wife: So you really don't know!!

Husband: No I don't it

Wife: Don't lie to me!! I know when you lie !! This upsets me

Husband: I promise that I don't know. I am not lying !! Please tell me how did I get

on your nerves !!

Wife: Like you always do, this is not the first time you have done it ..

Husband: Look , please , I beg you to tell me

Wife: Stop the drama!!

Husband: Please!!

Wife: OK. Promise me you won't do it again.

Husband: I won't

Wife: What should I do if you do it?

Husband: I won't . You can kill me, if I do it.

Wife: Don't talk bad things. The Universe throws at you what you wish for ..

Husband: Like it threw you!!

Wife: Now why did you said that?

Husband: What?

Wife: What you said now?

Husband: I was joking.

Wife: That didn't amuse me. You know that what you say , none of my friends find it funny.

Husband: Your friends should look at their photos and that would make them laugh. At least it makes us laugh ..

Wife: Makes you laugh ... Why do you see my friends photos?

Husband: Enough!! Tell me what you want to say and leave me alone..

Wife: Like all your girlfriends left you ..

Husband: Now you are getting on my nerves ...

Wife: You get frustrated very easily ..You are not a kid anymore .. at least medically

Husband: I am going, Bye!!

Wife: All you men run away by leaving behind a trail of destruction and we women have to make this world a better place ..

Husband: One last chance .. what did I do? Or else I am going ..

Wife: OK. When my friend came over and she was boasting about herself .. you didn't praise me before her ..

Husband: Why didn't you tell me that in the beginning?

Wife: I wanted you to share my feeling of frustration .. so that you don't do it again !!

Husband: Ok. Thanks. I won't do it again. What's for dinner?

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Submitted by stephen-hart on Sat, 01/12/2013 - 08:48
Hi I think this script is great ! I would like to use it for my Birthday Party on 19.01.2012 Stephen Hart 12.01.2012
Submitted by bkuniverse on Sun, 01/13/2013 - 03:05
@Stephen Hart , Happy Birthday! Please feel free to use the script.
Submitted by Paul Dunn (not verified) on Sat, 03/23/2013 - 00:41
The script takes ages to get going, too much time is wasted on the "you're getting on my nerves" stuff. There's no hook nor reason to read the rest. There are no laughs and the whole thing is just a long joke with a weak payoff. Sorry but it's just not funny.
Submitted by emilycheevs15 on Sun, 12/15/2013 - 09:52
I love the script! I was wondering if I could maybe use this for my school's reader's theater group. It would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!
Submitted by bkuniverse on Mon, 12/16/2013 - 10:15
@Emily C You can use any of my scripts. Thanks.
Submitted by Abyadof on Sun, 02/04/2018 - 15:21
Hello i totally can relate to this script, may i use it in a short film and with your name in the credits?

5m Comedy Skits - Frustrated Wife